To understand part 2 u need to read part 1 first
This one is from jasmin and sandhus side of the story.
Scene at gurdwara
After hearing fufajis word on
upcoming junior virk; sandhus were confused puzzled and pleased as well
For a secomd they stood still to digest the words then hugged one another happilly. Rupi happiest of all
Sattu : tusi bahut kush ho ji
Rupi: khusi ki to baat hai
Sattu : nana ben ney waley ho isliye
Rupi : fateh ko akal ageyi is liye
Satu : irrk kyun
Rupi : meri pagal kudi da bhoot utar geya.
Satu angry : tusi meri kudi nu bhoot boleya
Rupi grinned : bhoot nu bhoot nehin bolunga phir ki bolunga . Teri sangat da asar hai
Satu took her chapal
Dadi : ledna band karo . Ae socho jasmin nu kaisey yeh baat betani hai
Tayi ji : sochna ki hai fateh ney suhaagraat menali hai. Ae koi bedi baat nehin confirm hai ji
Sandhus all togethet : kya
Tayi ji ; key munda normal hai. Us mey koi gadbad nehin.hai Aajkal gay waley bhi bahut hundey ney
Tayaji : tu aesi batein kyun kar rehi hai
Tayi ji ; aur nehin toh kya . Munda boxer hai.
Taya ji : boxer hai to kya hua
Tayi ji : kya hua bahut badi gadbad ho jandi .
Tayaji ; ki gadbad
Tayi ji ; mardon dey naal khelda. Aurat dey naal thodi
Sandhus hit their hand over their head
Older son : mummy bateein kam kiya karo
Tayi ji : kyun
Older son : ziada intelligent ban jaate ho. Yaad hai na school mey har subject mey fail hoti thi
A new discovery : Tayi ji used to fail in all school subjects
Tayaji ; karwali na apni bezzati hon to chup reh
Dadi : rupi jasmin nu phone lega
Sattu : ghar jakar hi betaingey
Dadi : nehin.
Sattu : irrk. Kyun
Dadi, teri kudi pagal ho jayegi. Kuch utha key humara ser na phod dey. Isliye apney sir bachao aur phone pey hi batao
Little bro ; irrk aur waisey bhi
Sandhus together : kya
Little bro : hum sab key pas ser ka insurance thodi na hai. Sarey paisey toh behno ki shadion par leg geye. Aek ka dulha bhaag geya dusri ney dulhey ko chod diya
Sandhus hit their hand on their head
Dadi : pura khandan hi bahut intelligent hai. Dada pey gey hain sare. Vo toh margeye teh apni sanget mere sath pichey chod geye
A new discovery : Sandhus are very intelligent. Original DNA coming from dada. Dadi has confirmed. Shes facing the DNA wrath now
Rupi calling jasmin. She picked up after the fourth ring
Rupi ; jasu tu thik hai
Jasmin ; haan papa. Phone kyun kiya
Rupi , tenu bimar karan vastey
Jasmin ; ki baat hai papa .
Rupi doesnt know how to tell her truth
Jasmin : papa bolo
Ripi ; irrk. Vo fateh na
Jasmin ; kya
Rupi looking at tayaji. Tayaji took the phone . And claimed he is more intelligent than rupi is . Rupi said ok . U said it to her
Tayaji : jasmin beta
Jasmin; haan tauji bolo
Tayaji: iirrkk. Fateh na ab apni baraat phir tere duar tey nehin lauga. Ohda munda bis saal baad lauga ,
and hang the phone
Tayaji didnt know how to say directly. Said indirectly so she would understand sandhus hit their hand on their head. Dadi fainted
Jasmin in her room thinking tayaji words. Then she understood finally
Fateh will not come for me now. I will have to wait for his son to come for me that too after 20 yrs !! Thinking
kenneda bis saal baad jaungi fateh dey mundey dey naal
She fainted
Sandhus reached home bringing unconscious dadi along
Thought of entering the back door. Afraid jasmin will attack at the front exit. Nervous they left dadi out in the garden at the back door and came in one by one like thieves carrying their shoes and chapals looking out for jasmin
Sattu screamed. All ran to jasmins room
Lying on the floor unconscious
Rupi : she fainted.that means she understood
Sandhus were happy.
A new discovery : Fainting indicates a good understanding of the situation.
Water sprinkled on her face. She woke up
Sattu hugged her and cried
Jasmin cried loudly saying
Bhis saal baad main kenneda jaungi fateh dey mundey dey naal.
Sandhus hit their hands on their head. Proven she didnt get it
Sattu took the courage to tell her finally. Little bro went to find a shield to protect himself. Others ran away as well
Leaving sattu and jassu alone
Jasmin howling and crying
Sattu ; jasu baat ko samaj beta
Jasu :, ki samja mummy . Bis saal mey wait nehin karsakti
Sattu angry and said directly :fateh ney teri didi dey naal vo karliya !!
Jasu : irrkk. Ki kar liya
Sattu : ding dong !!
Jasu: matlab ki hai
Sattu impatient: sun kasma khaniye ding dong matlab suhaag raat vo bhi puri raat tey fufaji ney aney waley bachey da confirm bhi kardita stamp mar key. Teh gurdware wich fateh dey bachey de naam pey mithaiyaan bhi diyaan. Yeh loh. Tu massi ben ney wali hai
Sattu gave her the ladoo jelebi and pedhey.and left
Jasmin crying eating the ladoos thinking
I was going to romance that dude but now have to
change his kids diapers , nooooo!!
Jasmin cut her wrist couldnt take the promotion of being massi
After 10 mins little bro came and saw her
Jasmin sandhu landed in ICU ward at city hospital punjab
Doctor asking sandhus after giving treatment
Doctor : why did she commit this act
Rupi :: irrkkk.
He didnit know what to say. It was embarassing
Little bro finally spoke up :
Doctor uncle massi ben ney ki khushi bardash nehin ho payi isliye suicide karliya
Doctor went into extreme shock hearing this.
Doctor fainted.
It was a major heart attack .
Doctor landed in icu next to jasmins room
Sandhus hit their hands on their head.
New doctor took her case. Said wound not deep. So evening can take her home. Sandhus relieved
Tayi ji suddenly screamed she said
Arey dadi ko to garden mey hi chod diya . !!
Sandhus ran to their home. Remembering finally they left unconscious dadi at the back yard
Nurse hitting her hand on her head. Thinking
Pagal khana jema key rakha hua hai. Kaise kaise log hain is duniya main
Dadi was already conscious when they reached home and scolded them
Tum sab nikammon ki baraat ho. Meaning useless
Jasmin lying on her bed. Back from the death
Sandhus sitting in living room drinking chai
Dadi , humari ladki mey kuch problem hai
Rupi : problem nehin . Afaat bolo
Sattu angry hit rupi shoulder
Dadi : sehi toh bol raha hai. Tuney aafat pedha ki hai
Kudh to jaaney ki teyiyariyon mey thi aur sath mey doctor ko bhi lejaney wali thi
By the way doctor recovered
Dadi decided to show jasmin horoscope to a baba from her village. Due to lockdown they made a vidreo call only
They gave her details and he said to call back after 10 mins
Babaji ; sab kuch thik hai. Aik hi problem hai ji
RAHU AUR KETU ziada medrarehey hain uski kundali main
Dadi ; aur koi problem nehin
Babaji : nehin ji only rahu and ketu
ok phone rakhta hun
Baba hang up
Irrkkk sandhus couldnt understand whats rahu and ketu
Finally the smart litlle bro spoke up
Arey simple hai .
Sandhus together ; kya
Little bro : rahu is fateh and ketu is keneda Yehi toh medrarehey hain
Sandhus hit their hands on their head