Fateh ki pitaai pt2 - fun post do read

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Posted: 4 years ago
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To understand part 2 u need to read part 1 first


This one is from jasmin and sandhus side of the story.


Scene at gurdwara

After hearing fufajis word on

upcoming junior virk; sandhus were confused puzzled and pleased as well

For a secomd they stood still to digest the words then hugged one another happilly. Rupi happiest of all


Sattu : tusi bahut kush ho ji

Rupi: khusi ki to baat hai

Sattu : nana ben ney waley ho isliye

Rupi : fateh ko akal ageyi is liye

Satu : irrk kyun

Rupi : meri pagal kudi da bhoot utar geya.

Satu angry : tusi meri kudi nu bhoot boleya

Rupi grinned : bhoot nu bhoot nehin bolunga phir ki bolunga . Teri sangat da asar hai

Satu took her chapal

Dadi : ledna band karo . Ae socho jasmin nu kaisey yeh baat betani hai

Tayi ji : sochna ki hai fateh ney suhaagraat menali hai. Ae koi bedi baat nehin confirm hai ji

Sandhus all togethet : kya

Tayi ji ; key munda normal hai. Us mey koi gadbad nehin.hai Aajkal gay waley bhi bahut hundey ney

Tayaji : tu aesi batein kyun kar rehi hai

Tayi ji ; aur nehin toh kya . Munda boxer hai.

Taya ji : boxer hai to kya hua

Tayi ji : kya hua bahut badi gadbad ho jandi .

Tayaji ; ki gadbad

Tayi ji ; mardon dey naal khelda. Aurat dey naal thodi

Sandhus hit their hand over their head

Older son : mummy bateein kam kiya karo

Tayi ji : kyun

Older son : ziada intelligent ban jaate ho. Yaad hai na school mey har subject mey fail hoti thi

A new discovery : Tayi ji used to fail in all school subjects

Tayaji ; karwali na apni bezzati hon to chup reh

Dadi : rupi jasmin nu phone lega

Sattu : ghar jakar hi betaingey

Dadi : nehin.

Sattu : irrk. Kyun

Dadi, teri kudi pagal ho jayegi. Kuch utha key humara ser na phod dey. Isliye apney sir bachao aur phone pey hi batao

Little bro ; irrk aur waisey bhi

Sandhus together : kya

Little bro : hum sab key pas ser ka insurance thodi na hai. Sarey paisey toh behno ki shadion par leg geye. Aek ka dulha bhaag geya dusri ney dulhey ko chod diya

Sandhus hit their hand on their head

Dadi : pura khandan hi bahut intelligent hai. Dada pey gey hain sare. Vo toh margeye teh apni sanget mere sath pichey chod geye

A new discovery : Sandhus are very intelligent. Original DNA coming from dada. Dadi has confirmed. Shes facing the DNA wrath now


Rupi calling jasmin. She picked up after the fourth ring

Rupi ; jasu tu thik hai

Jasmin ; haan papa. Phone kyun kiya

Rupi , tenu bimar karan vastey

Jasmin ; ki baat hai papa .

Rupi doesnt know how to tell her truth

Jasmin : papa bolo

Ripi ; irrk. Vo fateh na

Jasmin ; kya

Rupi looking at tayaji. Tayaji took the phone . And claimed he is more intelligent than rupi is . Rupi said ok . U said it to her

Tayaji : jasmin beta

Jasmin; haan tauji bolo

Tayaji: iirrkk. Fateh na ab apni baraat phir tere duar tey nehin lauga. Ohda munda bis saal baad lauga ,

and hang the phone

Tayaji didnt know how to say directly. Said indirectly so she would understand sandhus hit their hand on their head. Dadi fainted


Jasmin in her room thinking tayaji words. Then she understood finally

Fateh will not come for me now. I will have to wait for his son to come for me that too after 20 yrs !! Thinking

kenneda bis saal baad jaungi fateh dey mundey dey naal

She fainted


Sandhus reached home bringing unconscious dadi along

Thought of entering the back door. Afraid jasmin will attack at the front exit. Nervous they left dadi out in the garden at the back door and came in one by one like thieves carrying their shoes and chapals looking out for jasmin

Sattu screamed. All ran to jasmins room

Lying on the floor unconscious

Rupi : she fainted.that means she understood

Sandhus were happy.

A new discovery : Fainting indicates a good understanding of the situation.


Water sprinkled on her face. She woke up

Sattu hugged her and cried

Jasmin cried loudly saying

Bhis saal baad main kenneda jaungi fateh dey mundey dey naal.

Sandhus hit their hands on their head. Proven she didnt get it

Sattu took the courage to tell her finally. Little bro went to find a shield to protect himself. Others ran away as well

Leaving sattu and jassu alone


Jasmin howling and crying

Sattu ; jasu baat ko samaj beta

Jasu :, ki samja mummy . Bis saal mey wait nehin karsakti

Sattu angry and said directly :fateh ney teri didi dey naal vo karliya !!

Jasu : irrkk. Ki kar liya

Sattu : ding dong !!

Jasu: matlab ki hai

Sattu impatient: sun kasma khaniye ding dong matlab suhaag raat vo bhi puri raat tey fufaji ney aney waley bachey da confirm bhi kardita stamp mar key. Teh gurdware wich fateh dey bachey de naam pey mithaiyaan bhi diyaan. Yeh loh. Tu massi ben ney wali hai

Sattu gave her the ladoo jelebi and pedhey.and left


Jasmin crying eating the ladoos thinking

I was going to romance that dude but now have to

change his kids diapers , nooooo!!


Jasmin cut her wrist couldnt take the promotion of being massi


After 10 mins little bro came and saw her

Jasmin sandhu landed in ICU ward at city hospital punjab


Doctor asking sandhus after giving treatment

Doctor : why did she commit this act

Rupi :: irrkkk.

He didnit know what to say. It was embarassing

Little bro finally spoke up :

Doctor uncle massi ben ney ki khushi bardash nehin ho payi isliye suicide karliya

Doctor went into extreme shock hearing this.

Doctor fainted.

It was a major heart attack .

Doctor landed in icu next to jasmins room


Sandhus hit their hands on their head.


New doctor took her case. Said wound not deep. So evening can take her home. Sandhus relieved

Tayi ji suddenly screamed she said

Arey dadi ko to garden mey hi chod diya . !!

Sandhus ran to their home. Remembering finally they left unconscious dadi at the back yard


Nurse hitting her hand on her head. Thinking

Pagal khana jema key rakha hua hai. Kaise kaise log hain is duniya main


Dadi was already conscious when they reached home and scolded them

Tum sab nikammon ki baraat ho. Meaning useless


Jasmin lying on her bed. Back from the death

Sandhus sitting in living room drinking chai

Dadi , humari ladki mey kuch problem hai

Rupi : problem nehin . Afaat bolo

Sattu angry hit rupi shoulder

Dadi : sehi toh bol raha hai. Tuney aafat pedha ki hai

Kudh to jaaney ki teyiyariyon mey thi aur sath mey doctor ko bhi lejaney wali thi

By the way doctor recovered


Dadi decided to show jasmin horoscope to a baba from her village. Due to lockdown they made a vidreo call only

They gave her details and he said to call back after 10 mins

Babaji ; sab kuch thik hai. Aik hi problem hai ji

RAHU AUR KETU ziada medrarehey hain uski kundali main

Dadi ; aur koi problem nehin

Babaji : nehin ji only rahu and ketu

ok phone rakhta hun

Baba hang up


Irrkkk sandhus couldnt understand whats rahu and ketu

Finally the smart litlle bro spoke up

Arey simple hai .

Sandhus together ; kya

Little bro : rahu is fateh and ketu is keneda Yehi toh medrarehey hain

Sandhus hit their hands on their head


















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Posted: 4 years ago
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Hahahahahaaaa

This is so much fun.

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