I have been desperately trying to reach Guhas. After a relentless search, I have finally decided to send them a letter.
Dear Guhas
From your serial TD, it is very evident that you are indeed the "Miracle Makers" and I have a request for yet another miracle. Please allow me to explain. The list of miracles you performed in your serial is insurmountable but I am listing only a few below:
- In TD how come all siblings romantically fall for the same person. First it was Rano and Dish for Inder then it was DK and Ved for Dish. Now if it it happens once, I can understand that it's a coincidence but twice? Ain't this a miracle?
- Madam Sumitra had been in an Asylum for the past 25 years. In spite of all the wealth that her son possessed the medical team failed to make any progress. But an ordinary girl like Disha with her caring and smile did the trick. Now ain't it a Miracle?
- You send your cast to prison back and forth as if they are checking into a Spa. They all come out unscathed making everyone wonder how you did it. I see it as another miracle.
- During the hawan scene, Sumitra requests DK to apply sindoor on Pori's maang. At the very crucial moment the lights go off. The next day they show an electrician fixing the fuse in the basement standing on a ladder. What baffles me is Disha, in a split second ran down the stairs, grabbed a ladder in the dark, pulled the fuse, put back the ladder back in its place, ran up the stairs, took the sindoor and applied it on Poris maang. Mind you all this was achieved when the entire house was plunged in darkness. Yeh tho Chamatkar nahin tho kya hai?
- The next one is the best miracle that you have ever performed. You clone DK and kissiko khabar hi nahin thi as to when this was done. After DK's demise, you brink the DK clone for all to see. Where was he all these days and how did you achieve this without any Genetical Cloning experience? Wow!! Yeh tho chamatkar hogaya !!!.
- I hear rumours about you bringing back Mr. Bhonsle and DK. I am amazed to see your talents. Mr.Bhonsle died in a car accident. Neither did the coroner order a post mortem or nor did the family bother to identify the corpse they cremated. Surely, he would have seen a dentist or done a blood work at least once in his lifetime!! Now that will be a miracle if Mr.Bhonsle turns up hutta kutta!! I don't know what miracle you plan to perform to bring DK back to life but I am wating with abated breath.
Okay, Okay I will get to the point. I am pleading you to perform another miracle for me. No I am not going to ask for the winning numbers for the next lottery ticket. I am not frivoulous. I am not requesting for world peace either. When you are unable to find peace for the Cast of TD where will you find peace for the world? Afterall, charity begins at home.
It breaks my heart to see my IF friends despondent after reading the daily updates of TD. They wail like the One Thousand and One dalmation pups tortured by Madam Cruella De Ville!! What I want you to do is erase their memories so that they forget the existence of a serial called TD. I know you are not going to end your serial in a hurry hence, I am forced to make this request.
As a parting shot, I have a better proposition for DK's come back. You have changed the "disha" of the serial many times in the past why not again? Why not make TD a horror flick? Imagine the entire Kanaka House is plunged in darkness. Suddenly, there's a click and the doorknob turns and the door opens with a creeking sound. (We will have back lighting and fill the room with a lot of smoke. Don't worry we'll get lots of dry ice). A dark figure is standing at the door and slowly advances into the room and with each step there's this ominous background music and tuk tuk noise of a crutch. The camera now zooms on Gargi in a deep sleep. Here I would like to remind you that in the past you gave DK many accessories and I would like to him two more. Two elongated canine teeth and pointed years and inverse his initials from DK to KD ("Kount" Dracula). He approaches Gargi's bed and leans over her face and bears an evil smile. Gargi who suddenly opens her eyes lets out a blood-curdling scream. All viewers will be frozen to their seats and too numb to react, their blood pressure will be high and so will your TRP ratings. Anyways, if you like the idea send me a PM (not the Prime Minister) Personal Mail. Bura mat maan na, knowing your intelligence I wouldn't put anything past you.
Yours Sincerely
Ek aur Abhagan Viewer
Simran.
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