Some more fun........

maja thumbnail
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Well friends, since you liked the joke so here comes some more;

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years,are reunited at a
party.

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those
who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working
at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied
Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the
corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became
so rich that he gave His best friend a top of the line Mercedes for
his birthday."

The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride
And joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight
school to become a pilot . Eventually he became a partner in the
company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that
he e gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the
best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away
something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his
birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth
returned from the restroom and asked:

"What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for
the successes of our sons. .What about your son?"

The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as
a stripper at a nightclub."

The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."

The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. Why should I be, He's
my Son and I love him very much. Besides he hasn't done too bad
either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful
30,000 square Foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line
Mercedes from his three boyfriends." 😆




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Halz25 thumbnail
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Posted: 18 years ago
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WOW that cheered me up, please keep them coming Maya and I will be even moe happier if they are related on Chavi 😆
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Posted: 18 years ago
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yaar Halz...........tu kabhi nahi sudreghi!😆😆😆

Awesome joke hun!👏

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Thanks Halz. Sorry, I dont have any joke on Chhavi but found this one.

One day a man sat in a bar with a glass of drink in front of him and seemed very upset..... As he was about to drink from his glass came another dada type man and just grabbed his glass and drank the whole glass without even asking him and put the empty glass back on the table. Now he asked him: "Why are you so upset and sad?"

The man replied: "Today has been the worst day in my life. In the morning my car didnt start so I thought of taking the train but that too was late so I took a taxi to my work but traffic was jam and I was stucked in traffic for two hours, then finally when we reached and I should pay the taxi bill I saw that I had forgotten my wallet at home and that taxidriver took me to the police station. I somehow managed to convince the policeman by giving my watch to him and managed to go to work but as I was late and my boss was really mad at me and he fired me.

I went back home very sad and found my wife with someone else cheating on me. I was devastated and became really upset and didnt want to live any more and came in this bar, bought a drink and mixed some poison in it and I was about to drink it and here you come and take even my last drink from me and drink it". 😆

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Posted: 18 years ago
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haha they r really funny, good job that is really funny. keep them coming and can u please relate them t otumhari disha? maybe change the characters name in ur jokes? 😃
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Good One Maya!!!! 😉
Halz25 thumbnail
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Hey Maya dont worry about the Joke on Chavi as I have got one:-

Chavi was wandering around in a field,
thinking about how good her hubby Mohit had been to her,
and how fortunate she was to have him.

She asked God, "Why did you make him so kind hearted?"

The Lord responded, "So you could love him, my dear."

"Why did you make him so good looking?"

"So you could love him, my dear."

"Why did you make him such a good cook?"

"So you could love him, my dear."

Chavi thought about this. Then she said,
"I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything,
but why did you make him so stupid?"

"So he could love you, my dear."
Edited by Halz25 - 18 years ago
maja thumbnail
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Thanks friends and thanks for the suggestion snowflakes. I shall try if I come across any more good jokes.

Halz, that was really good and I enjoyed reading it, 👏
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Thanks Mayadi...Halima lagta hai tumhari Chavvi se koi purani dushmani hai!!!!ab tau uska peecha choro!!!!
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Posted: 18 years ago
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MORE MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!

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