Questionnaire for the Swayamvar Brides! - Page 5

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jyoti this is so funny..acha aapko kali daal pasand hai...chalo good we will overcome this somehow..is kali daal ko white karna pare ga..lol😆😆😆

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😭😭I think i am a participant as i have asked chilly and mink so i am going to answer the questions hope noone minds

Question No. 1 – Give us two reasons, as to why you feel that you will make a better wife to DK, than say Disha or Pori?

Pori_ I wouldn't use my DK just for money i would only marry him if i love him. Never go close to another man just my husband lol pori sits all over DK!! Disha_ I would always listen to what dk has to say and try to clear misunderstandings not just go slap him because i know dk would never stoop so low. I wouldn't take so long to say i love you it took disha 6 months. I would break all obstacles to get to my loved one and try to keep him a happy husband disha made dk yearn for his love!

Question No. 2 – Give us two reasons, as to what makes DK a desirable husband, than say Vedant or Inder?

He knows how to treat a wife basically he has never ever slapped disha or done anything with her if she didn't want him to. For eg the bathroom gown scene lol and he looks fit

Inder_ Don't wana marry a gay stick lol i mean a bander even if i wanted to my mother wouldn't allow me. She would say tum is bander se kyo shaddi khar rahi ho hazaro larke mil jayengei!!😲

Vedant_ Cause he likes his sister in laws i found that disgusting i know he ain't so bad but dk is still da best!! he is my brother in law so i can't think like that and a sister in law acts like a mother to a salla i would always treat vedant as a special friend he will have his own place in my heart! Come on he is my brother in law "salla" Cause he's my cute lil salla so i have to find a nice little bhabi for me

Question No. 3 – Give us two reasons, why you feel like sending Sum Maa back to the asylum?

Because she mite ruin my and Dk's life after she has ruined disha's lol and she jumps to conclusions and because she has too many illnesses so actually i am doing her a favour cause she can cure all her illnessses in their. On the other hand I feel sorri for her as it isn;t her fault so i ain't really sure dpends on the other house members what they wants if she wants to go she can if she wants to stay wid her son and give me a DIL respect i can keep her in the house

Question No. 4 – Give us two reasons why you feel like wringing Inder's neck?

Because he doesn't know how to treat women basically he is forcing disha into an unwanted relationship his love is only one sided and he is leaving his beautiful wife rano and running after his sali when he knows that rano is his child's mother so i feel like strangling him this way he will never touch another saleee (Sister in law) how can he after he is strangled!! I mite end up taking Inder to the zoo if he don't stop ruining ppl's lives

Question No. 5 – Give us two reasons, what compels you to watch TD till date?

The relationship between disha and dk and of course the one and only "dk" his personailty and dedication to td and his fitness lol!

Hope noones offended

Inder or Bunder =Definintley bunder found bunder cutter lol😆
Gargi or Pori =Gargi atleast she doesn't create so much tension😡 Sum Maa in asylum or Sum Maa at DK House =In the asslyum 😭 Sukanya as decoration material or Sukanya as Sanya's MIL =sukanya's mil😕 DK working out in the gym or DK enjoying a swim in his private pool =working in the gym definaintley ( I wana c his biceps) 😳 Gargi's ''Uff Gargi you are too much''' or Pori's ''Eeshsss''= Uff gargi you are too much is betta then the lame esshhh Gargi causes effect however pori is just a looser who needs to use her own sign oh yeah i forgot she was too dum to do that i think i need to teach how to sop recking ppl's life!!. Disha's transparent Sari's or Suki Kaki's Tent Material Nine-yards =transparent sari definintley then look nice i can't wear tent material DK won't let me!👏 Stalker Inder or Loony Laughter Inder = loony laughter😊 Don't wanna be harrased by a stupid bander i know his laughter will crack the windows but DK will kill him if he stalked me so had to choose one! Gargi in Jail or Sum Maa in Asylum = sum in asylum atleast gargi doesn't seperate disha and DK!!😡
1. DK's goatee or DK's biceps = dk's biceps he has some nice biceps!!

Thank you i will be glad if i own but if i didn't i wana be thee bride maid in the party!!

loll love the responses good one miss england 👏 tough competition going on here.............😉...hehehe...i have just sorted out my ans posted them all on page 1 ready for the juries to examine..........😆

sooo best of luck everyone 😛😆

Love Asian Princess/Dk ki deewani 😉

thanks asian princess good luck to you hope ya win yup comp is quite tough good luck to everyone!

I have already posted the answers for test 1..but I'll put them here agian....so its all together!

Brief Question Answer Session – 5 Marks Category

Question No. 1 – Give us two reasons, as to why you feel that you will make a better wife to DK, than say Disha or Pori?

. I will ALWAYS make a better wife than Disha AND Pori. First of all, I will always love Dk and Only Dk the most!I will never run after Vedant or any other richie richie, like pori would do. I would never EVER flirt around or act like a slut like pori would do. I would never team up with gargi to destroy Dk, But I would surely pair with Dk to destroy Gargi. I would be a better wife than Disha because I will not only wear see-thro sarees but anything and everything he wants me to wear😉Jeans, skirts, middis, minis...anything...just fro him😳😳 Me and Dk will a relationship based on trust, faith, and true love. There will be no communication problems between us. I will always listen to what he has to say. I will always trust him no matter what! I will never let any MISSUNDERSTANDINGS to happen Forget about thrice, I will NEVER slap my patidev...Infact I will kiss him as many times as he wants me to.😉 I will never hide my feelings for him, like disha would do...I will never sleep in any other room...only in his ...and I will give him everything he wants....my tan, mann, and than😉.....sab tumhare naam....😳😳 I would never stop him to come near me,unlike disha...I would always wear Dk ke naam ka sindhor...and the ring...and the kanggan. In all, I am the perfect woman that Dk Seghal is in desperate need of!

Question No. 2 – Give us two reasons, as to what makes DK a desirable husband, than say Vedant or Inder?

Not only his looks, body, his LOVELY eyes, biceps, , his STRONG arms and muscles😳😳 makes him a desirable husband, but also uski personality,uski kaatil adda, uski baatein, uski mardangi. He has a real spark in him. I could go to anyone and tell them "hye look, this is MY MAN!"

Question No. 3 – Give us two reasons, why you feel like sending Sum Maa back to the asylum?

Meri hone wali saasuma kaha rahe...woh mere pati pe depend karta hain. Uski khushi mein hi meri kushi hain.😊 Agar Dk Chahta hain ke maaji humare saath rahe to mujhe apne pati ke fasle par POORA bharosa hain...aur agar woh yeh nahi chahta...to bhi mein uska saath doongi...saath phero ke saato vachan nibhaongi!😆

Question No. 4 – Give us two reasons why you feel like wringing Inder's neck?

Theek kaha tumne...Inder ko to jaan se maar dena chahiyeh. Uske ander do kodi ki insaaniyat nahi hain! Biwi ke hote hue..apni saali par doore daalta hain..! woh ek number ka GADHA, bewakoof insaan se. Uske jaisi khatiya acting meine aaj tak nahi dekhi! 😡pata nahi kisne usse TD mein role de diya....man hota hain ke mein usse abhi JAAN se maardu

Question No. 5 – Give us two reasons, what compels you to watch TD till date?

Bhai meine to shuro bhi Dk ke liyeh hi kiya tha...aur tab tak dekhti rahoongi jab tak mera DK usme hain...lekin haan...aur ha the chemistry between the two is also a reason...Lekin mein daawe ke saath keh sakti ko meri aur Dk ki jodi isse bhi achi hogi!

Judges...Mujhse achi Dk ki dulhan aapko zaari duniya mein kahi nahi milegi....afterall...mein lakho mein kya ...Caroodo mein ek ho!😉

Rapid Fire Zone – 1 Mark Category

(No explanations required, just indicate your choices!)

Inder or Bunder Naturally bunder kyunki bundar ke paas cute looks ke saath, deemaak bhi hain…unlike Blondie Peroxide who lacks both of these qualities!😆 Gargi or Pori …gargi because Gargi is chalak..and she knows how to do get her way…unlike pori…who acts really dumb and stupid at times..😡 Sum Maa in asylum or Sum Maa at DK House …My wish..would be the asylum…but whatever my Dk wishes is fine with me!😳 Sukanya as decoration material or Sukanya as Sanya's MIL …I can never imagine saukanya as sanya's MIL…She will actually have to be nice…which is impossible for her to be! DK working out in the gym or DK enjoying a swim in his private pool : Well both the times he will be wet…whether it be sweat in the gym…or wet with chlorine water in the pool…I would still go with the pool. Gargi's ''Uff Gargi you are too much''' or Pori's ''Eeshsss'' Naturally gargi's oof gargi u r too much…because she is always successful at her plans…and she REALLY is too much…unlike pori who is stupid and all she cares about is her name!" It's pooooooooorineeta…not parineeta…Is it too difficult for everyone or what!"😡 Disha's transparent Sari's or Suki Kaki's Tent Material Nine-yards …Trasparent sarrees…She looks really pretty in them..😃 Stalker Inder or Loony Laughter Inder ….Neither I hate every bit of him! He tries to be funny…but he is not!😡 Gargi in Jail or Sum Maa in Asylum …naturally gargi in jail!...meri hati-katti saasuma paagal khane kyun bhejo...I am afraid mere pati ko yeh shayad aacha na lage!😉

1. DK's goatee or DK's biceps….ammm…BOTH…but since I have to pick one his biceps!😃

Objective / Physical Test – 50 Mark Category

The first test will comprise flying down to Mumbai (at your own expense, once Kanaka empire is back on its legs, all the rejected candidates will get their expenses reimbursed) and land up at Kanaka House for a Cookery Test!

Objective Test 1 - Aloo paratha…bus…I can make all types of partahas…Gobi ke parathe, bengan ke parathe, methi ke marathe….any and all kinds of parathas…Just for my hero…anything for him! aur woh bhi chotkiyoh mein...😉

Objective Test 2 - Mere WOH ke kapde sambhalna…No problem…yeh to mere baaye haat ka khel hain…Uske kapdo ke saath saath..uske under garments ko bhi sambhal longi😉...Uska aisa wardrobe banaongi ke woh kabhi appne kapdi mein se bhar nikal ni hi nahi chaahega...lekin yeh to mere liyeh problem ho jayegi😆

Objective Test 3 – Race…no problem…Mujhe to gym jaane ke bhi koi zaroorat nahi hain…mein to pehle se fit aur fine hu…aur yeh sab mere Dk ke liyeh…uske liyeh mein kuch bhi kar sakti ho…

So judges what r u thinking about….In zaari ladkiyoh se zyaada PYAAR mein Dk ko dongi….Uski har iccha, har khwash poori karongi…usko har pareshani, jhanjhat se door rakhongi….us par aach bhi nahi aane doongi…Us par apna tan. Man aur than nichaavar karongi… Mein saaath phero ke saaato vachan nibhaongi…Sirf issi janam mein nahi…agle saath janam thak vaade nibhaongi…Uska saath kabhi nahi chodongi…usko niraash kabhi nahi karongi…uske har such –dukh mein uska saath doongi…karongi to sirf usse pyar…jab tab saas hain tab tak usse aur sirf Ussi se pyaar karongi…aur marne ke baat bhi mera pyaar kam nahi hoga…Uski khushi ke liyeh mein kuch bhi kar sakti ho….kisiki jaan bhi le sakti ho…ya khud ki jaan bhi de sakto ho….yeh sab kuch sirf uske liyeh…sirf mere DK ke liyeh……Mein kya karo ke mujhe uske siwa koi aur nahi thikai dekha...mein kya karoo mujhe uske naam ke siway aur koi naam yaad nahi rehta...har chehre mein sirf uski chehra nazar aata hain...har mausam, har pal, sirf uski ka intezaar rehta hain...

Cheers,
bomby!😉

Originally posted by: chillyflakes

😉😆 Not bad Memsaab! But nahin yaar, DK mere type wala nahin hai........mera dil toh Inder par aaya hua hai😆

hahaha a typical example of Jub Gadhi Pe Dil Lagi toh pari (eeessh aar par china.. POOOORINITA) kya cheez hai..

Originally posted by: Asian Princess

heyyya judges don't miss my answers ehhehe...........😆 can be found on page 1 but heres them again if you do ........loll...........😆

Love Asian Princess- waanabe mrs seghal heheh...........😉

😉😆hehehehe....chillyyy ....heyyy hard test omg dk taste every single partha poor guy he definetly going to be on the bog all night loll....... .10kg potatoes 2 be washed and cut ..........im definetly bringing my potato peeling machine with me ...........okk so heres my answers.........to be the next mrs seghal............😉

Brief Question Answer Session – 5 Marks Category

Question No. 1 – Give us two reasons, as to why you feel that you will make a better wife to DK, than say Disha or Pori?

Well no 6 months .wait....just me 6 seconds i'll give the universe...........😉......I'm better than pori because i'm actually a PARI !!!!! No longer will you need your walking stick my love will guide your way......................😉

Question No. 2 – Give us two reasons, as to what makes DK a desirable husband, than say Vedant or Inder?

well dk's one in a thousand......no one in a million...no one in a biilion..no one in a trillion..............no infact one of a kind...............

If i give you a list i think i'll carry on forever lets just say dk goatee hai hai.tooo sexyyy 4 any girl.....dk walk wow uski toh adooh paih hum maae miteh....... dks talk ohhh just love the hard guy.....do what he says or beware......ok i think'll i'll stop now things are warming up here the computer screen's melting😉

Question No. 3 – Give us two reasons, why you feel like sending Sum Maa back to the asylum?

If she in the house they'll be three in the bed instead of two........please please please x 100000000 send her back to they asylum i personally think she still suffreing from pre-natal depression.....dkis 30 noth 3 montyhs maa ji ...and hey sending her back to the asylum could do her some good she could also meet someone her life is soo empty without dhruv heyyy love has no boundaries or age sooo go for it sumita maa enjoy your old agee..... 😆heheh……….that even rhymes……….😆

Question No. 4 – Give us two reasons why you feel like wringing Inder's neck?

Maybe if strangle is neck hard enough that overactive huemungous adams apple will pop back in 😆...its like something it growing out of his neck.......please do beware children u may be scared 4 life .........extremly horrific image please keep locked away until halloween .oh my god i best stop i'm having nightmares already... 😆

Question No. 5 – Give us two reasons, what compels you to watch TD till date?

Every time I turn on that tv i mesmirised by only once face ek chera aur woh hai dk seghal ka,,,,,,,,suprised my tv hasn't blown up yet😉........nothing compels me to watch more than hottie...heheh...sooo merah answer hai........

DK AUR SIRF DK...............😉

Rapid Fire Zone – 1 Mark Category

(No explanations required, just indicate your choices!)

1. Inder or Bunder ………..Most definetly Bandar theres no question about that .indy is ewwwwww ……………the guy needs cosmetic sugery any plastic surgens online please this guy needs help ………….😆

2. Gargi or Pori……definetly gargi uff shes tooo muchhh……..

3. Sum Maa in asylum or Sum Maa at DK House ………….in asylum its best if we keep our distances then again dk ke pyaar mehin mahin kuch bhi karsekte huh sooo to keep my pathi dev happy we'll keep mummy ji at home and put gargi in jail .happpyyy honey…………😉

4. Sukanya as decoration material or Sukanya as Sanya's MIL ……….decoration material please folks we can toss her and throw about anywhere I thought about hanging her from the roof at the enterance ohhh hope it rains loll ehheh…………😆

5. DK working out in the gym or DK enjoying a swim in his private pool ……no dobut the pool man dk in speedos too hot to imange ……..then again the gym heheh….. 2 awazing situations good question chilly loll im just greedy .no but definetly the pool dk in speedos hai hai im passing out already😳

6. Gargi's ''Uff Gargi you are too much''' or Pori's ''Eeshsss'' ……….most definetly gargi uffs…pori ehsss sound like aishwraya rai in devdas eshhhhh…come on pori be orginal for once …get your own style girl……….😆

7. Disha's transparent Sari's or Suki Kaki's Tent Material Nine-yards ……..most definetly the see through sari .wouldn't want to dissapointe dk keep everything up to standard ………then again we could be wrapped in the tent material together ehheh……….. but prefer the saris not only willl I look sexy but dk loves them too…...i see how he loves to grab ladies pallus heheheh………..😉

8. Stalker Inder or Loony Laughter Inder ….definetlyyy loony.hey maybe we can send him at sumita maa both to the asylum they can accompany each other acche hoga bore toh nahin hoga ………..😆😆

9. Gargi in Jail or Sum Maa in Asylum ………by having gargi in jail theres no excitement in td………..she'll have a chance to annony and hurt dk and then he'll come crying to me hey he can cry on my shoulder any day and sumitra maa I think she needs to get out the house a bit more so asylum she'll have some entrerainment in her life too ….heyyy she could meet some intresting people

10. DK's goatee or DK's biceps…………No dobut here BICEPS…..if evers theres a fire or emergeny or fall I count on dk with his strong masculine arms to rescue his damsel in distress…loll if he was my house they'd be accident everyday hehehe………..

Objective / Physical Test – 50 Mark Category

No problem flying down to Bombay dk ke pyaar mehin mehin saat sumandar paar karse sakt I huh….heehh I'll be singinging

" saat sumdhar paar kareh mahin teerah pechee peche agyae" ehehhe…………😆😆

Objective Test 1- Making the prathas no problem me my potato peeling machine and my ready steady cook cook book ………working away…..i'lll be like 1 prahta 2 partha 3 pratha 4 …..7,6,8 you still want more………ehhehe………😉

Objective Test 2- forgot about the clothes dk will be running way with me after seeing the outfit I fix up for him hehehe………….

Objective Test 3- All ready for this test my workout every morninng in personal gym….heyy and those aerobics classes will pay off…beware I'm tough 😆lolll ..indy tied up to a tree maybe at the end we can play try and splat him in the face with the good old water ballons………….😆

Soooo mahinnn dk ki patneeh bangh keh rahooge ………………….😉

Sooo judges doo pick me today belive I won't diaapoint you …shaket ka mooka appko nahin milengha…mehin achi patni ban kar dk ke pooja kargoe geh …..hehehe……….😆 aur inti pyaar doohogeh who apana sara dukht dard bhooljahyega 😆mehin ek ardarshar patni bankeih appi pati ke har maang aur zurat poorah karrohgeh ....uska ghum meera gum ...uski kushi merri kushi........mehin dk keh cheera paar hamesha muskraata laoogeh.......😆..dk meerah pyaar mehin uske har ek dukh aur dard bhool jayga........

And after all mujhse se jadda dk kaun pyaar kargeee,…..😉 and mostly obvisouly mujhse acchi patni aur kaha miligeh mahin bhi dk ki jesah hazrooh, no lakhon nahih kardooh mahin ek ho........😉

love Asian Princess/ Mrs seghal 2 bee .........😉

(perfect bride 2 dk babu)!!!!!!!

wow u lot r great i love readin this stuff its soo original

if onli i won that competion and it was true

i must admit it was funni

Brief Question Answer Session – 5 Marks Category

Question No. 1 – Give us two reasons, as to why you feel that you will make a better wife to DK, than say Disha or Pori?

Main Punjab, aur who Punjabi, match tho bahut acha rahe ga. Unlike disha, I will never leave DK, and I will spend longer time with him dancing in the rain.hmmm, lets see, i think 5 steps ahead unlike Disha.

Question No. 2 – Give us two reasons, as to what makes DK a desirable husband, than say Vedant or Inder?

Inder!?? I'm not anwering that,lol. If I end up marrying inder, I will be the one to land up in the mental asylum and not sumitra maa. Hmm, vedant, my my my, common he's my future devar, I can't think of him in that way (I'm more ardarsh than Disha)

Question No. 3 – Give us two reasons, why you feel like sending Sum Maa back to the asylum?

Then dk will be alone with me all day, and above all, I can share the same room with my hubby, without the fear of sumitra maa peaking through the door (look, I've already started calling her maa)😳

Question No. 4 – Give us two reasons why you feel like wringing Inder's neck?

So that I would never be able to see his goofy smile again (I've already broken a pair spectacles! ). With out inder around, I would be able to change my net sari with out the fear of some one other then dk watching me,lol. O yes, so that other people named Inder can live with dignity…. Am I taking it too far?lol

Question No. 5 – Give us two reasons, what compels you to watch TD till date?

Dk in a suit, dk with a sleeveless top, dk caring for his mother, Dk looking out for his kid brother, Dk taunting Pori, dk's smile, Dk's beard, Dk's eyes (which are looking for me) …………………………………………

Rapid Fire Zone – 1 Mark Category

(No explanations required, just indicate your choices!)

1. Inder or Bunder- VERY big blunder 😆, just noticed i misread the question,lol, well in that case he's a bunder too

2. Gargi or Pori – Gargi , common she's too much

3. Sum Maa in asylum or Sum Maa at DK House – definitely asylum

4. Sukanya as decoration material or Sukanya as Sanya's MIL – as decoration material

5. DK working out in the gym or DK enjoying a swim in his private pool –enjoying a swim

6. Gargi's ''Uff Gargi you are too much''' or Pori's ''Eeshsss'' – uff Gargi you're too much

7. Disha's transparent Sari's or Suki Kaki's Tent Material Nine-yards – disha's sari's of course

8. Stalker Inder or Loony Laughter Inder – loony laughter indy

9. Gargi in Jail or Sum Maa in Asylum – gargi in jail (tough choice, but bahun ke be kuch farz hote hain,lol)

10. DK's goatee or DK's biceps- Biceps, the goatee will be in the way when he kisses me😉, he can hold me tighter with his biceps😉

I may not win , but o well I tried ( hope that gets me sympathy votes,lol)

Brief Question Answer Session – 5 Marks Category

Question No. 1 – Give us two reasons, as to why you feel that you will make a better wife to DK, than say Disha or Pori?

i) Unlike Disha's transparent sari's, mine leave more to the imagination and less to everyone's else's! :P

ii) Pori can't wear deathly stilettos in the company of DK – she'll be taller than him, whereas I can! heheh!

Question No. 2 – Give us two reasons, as to what makes DK a desirable husband, than say Vedant or Inder?

i) Inder is not yet a MAN – he fluctuates between part-boy and part nuisance! hmph!

ii) Vedant's 'my my my' sounds almost as silly as his dress sense looks – now DK doesn't have to resort to such vocabulary – he is the strong silent type whose sealed lips and expressive eyes say it all ;)

Question No. 3 – Give us two reasons, why you feel like sending Sum Maa back to the asylum?

i) I could turn her room into a nursery for the pitter-patter of tiny feet ;)

ii) Her straightjacket beckons – it needs airing :P

Question No. 4 – Give us two reasons why you feel like wringing Inder's neck?

Aww…only two?! Darn. Here goes:

i) Will wring his neck in the search of facial hair.

ii) Hopefully the wringing motion will bring him full circle, into a sensible frame of mind.

Question No. 5 – Give us two reasons, what compels you to watch TD till date?

i) The chemistry between DK and Disha is scintillating ;)

ii) DK *sigh * every 'little' and not so little thing about him, intrigues me :P

Rapid Fire Zone – 1 Mark Category

Inder or Bunder – bunder, definitely

Gargi or Pori - Pori

Sum Maa in asylum or Sum Maa at DK House – DK house

Sukanya as decoration material or Sukanya as Sanya's MIL – Sanya's MIL

DK working out in the gym or DK enjoying a swim in his private pool – swimming in his private pool

Gargi's ''Uff Gargi you are too much''' or Pori's ''Eeshsss'' - Eeshsssss

Disha's transparent Sari's or Suki Kaki's Tent Material Nine-yards – transparent Saris

Stalker Inder or Loony Laughter Inder – loony laughter

Gargi in Jail or Sum Maa in Asylum – Gargi in jail

DK's goatee or DK's biceps – biceps!!!

------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------- hahah! Just a bit of fun ;) Thanks to Lata for informing me *hugs*

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