Questionnaire for the Swayamvar Brides!

List of Participants

(Official List)

AsianPrincess   ;

Jingle

Lalgulab

Mink

Sakina

(Undercover Participants List)

Samy

Mamta

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Questionnaire for the Participating Wannbe Mrs. DK Sehgal!

Any person found cheating, using corrupt practices, being dishonest, or getting devious in any which way would be immediately debarred from participating and not only that, would be forced to join Inder and Suku Kaki at the entrance gate and pose as a decoration material!

Once the written exam is over, you girls have to gear up for the Physical One (and DK has nothing to do with it, so don't get ideas!)

So, girls, buck yourself up and give your best shot! Its your only chance to get up close with DK, the coolest one!

Brief Question Answer Session – 5 Marks Category

Question No. 1 – Give us two reasons, as to why you feel that you will make a better wife to DK, than say Disha or Pori?

Question No. 2 – Give us two reasons, as to what makes DK a desirable husband, than say Vedant or Inder?

Question No. 3 – Give us two reasons, why you feel like sending Sum Maa back to the asylum?

Question No. 4 – Give us two reasons why you feel like wringing Inder's neck?

Question No. 5 – Give us two reasons, what compels you to watch TD till date?

Rapid Fire Zone – 1 Mark Category

(No explanations required, just indicate your choices!)

Inder or Bunder Gargi or Pori Sum Maa in asylum or Sum Maa at DK House Sukanya as decoration material or Sukanya as Sanya's MIL DK working out in the gym or DK enjoying a swim in his private pool Gargi's ''Uff Gargi you are too much''' or Pori's ''Eeshsss'' Disha's transparent Sari's or Suki Kaki's Tent Material Nine-yards Stalker Inder or Loony Laughter Inder Gargi in Jail or Sum Maa in Asylum
1. DK's goatee or DK's biceps

Objective / Physical Test – 50 Mark Category

The first test will comprise flying down to Mumbai (at your own expense, once Kanaka empire is back on its legs, all the rejected candidates will get their expenses reimbursed) and land up at Kanaka House for a Cookery Test!

Objective Test 1 - As they say, the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach! The candidates will be given 10 Kgs of Potatotes to be washed, cleaned, boiled and peeled and then there will be competition wherein the candidates will have to prepare the maximum Aloo Paranthas. A Stop Watch will be used to monitor the time. Any candidate spotted putting things like red chilly powder or extra salt in another's dish, will be forced to consume the same! No one is supposed to act like Gargi, Pori or Sukanya! DK will taste all Paranthas one by one, and incase he doesn't end up having an extreme case of constipation by the end of it, he will be making his choice for the best Parantha maker!

Objective Test 2 - The second test would involve assorting DK Babu's clothes. Since our man is known to have a penchant for snazzy clothes and weird looking jewellery, the contestants would be given a set of clothes which will have to mixed and match as per DK's preferences. The best ensemble will be chosen by DK who will wear it on his ''Sagan Function'' day! No candidate is allowed to run away with any of the clothes. Girls, please remember, just because all of you cannot have the man, that doesn't mean you run away with his clothes!

Objective Test 3 – All the contestants would line up in the Kanaka Lawns for an obstacle race which would involve, fending off, darting and zooming past people like Gargi, Pori, Sum Maa and Sanya! The rules here are pretty flexible and you can use any amount of physical force to overcome these chaps and just run them down if required. The race would begin in the Kanaka Lawns, and run through the jail where Choti Maa is lodged, then we make a stop-over at the Khosla House to check in Ranu and her bonny baby and then finally whiz past the Bhosale Residence and try to hammer some sense into Suhas aunty! The objective of the race will be to get hold of Inder whom the Organizing Committee has locked in the Store-room of Bhosale house and get him back to the starting point i.e. Kanaka Lawns. Thereby Inder will be tied up to a tree and we can have some fun with him!

All the participants are wished best of luck from the Organizing committee and also warned that there may be people in the Committee itself who will try to use their hidden agenda of getting DK. So girls, beware!

All the Best,

Organizing Committee!

PS : Don't think that all of you have been let off lightly, there is a Case Study Test also coming up, wherein you will be given a set of situations and you will have to offer your views and standpoint on them😉 Yeh Raaste Hain Pyaar Ke..................

😆 Meri tho bolti bandh ho gayi.......mein chup rahoongi......Chilly as someone said I am sure DK and Chilly peeche ke darwaaze se bhaagkar jhatpat shaadi karenge.........oh gosh Chilly there is no way Dk ( Ashish) or any other guy would not fall in love with you my dear. Hats off to you my dear for cheering us all up and bringing sunshine into our lives. GOD Bless You.

Love Lata

PS : Sorry this post is off the topic that has been posted.😳 thought of penning my thoughts before answers ke bauchaar hone lage......😳

😉😆hehehehe....chillyyy ....heyyy hard test omg dk taste every single partha poor guy he definetly going to be on the bog all night loll....... .10kg potatoes 2 be washed and cut ..........im definetly bringing my potato peeling machine with me ...........okk so heres my answers.........to be the next mrs seghal............😉

Brief Question Answer Session – 5 Marks Category

Question No. 1 – Give us two reasons, as to why you feel that you will make a better wife to DK, than say Disha or Pori?

Well no 6 months .wait....just me 6 seconds i'll give the universe...........😉......I'm better than pori because i'm actually a PARI !!!!! No longer will you need your walking stick my love will guide your way......................😉

Question No. 2 – Give us two reasons, as to what makes DK a desirable husband, than say Vedant or Inder?

well dk's one in a thousand......no one in a million...no one in a biilion..no one in a trillion..............no infact one of a kind...............

If i give you a list i think i'll carry on forever lets just say dk goatee hai hai.tooo sexyyy 4 any girl.....dk walk wow uski toh adooh paih hum maae miteh....... dks talk ohhh just love the hard guy.....do what he says or beware......ok i think'll i'll stop now things are warming up here the computer screen's melting😉

Question No. 3 – Give us two reasons, why you feel like sending Sum Maa back to the asylum?

If she in the house they'll be three in the bed instead of two........please please please x 100000000 send her back to they asylum i personally think she still suffreing from pre-natal depression.....dkis 30 noth 3 montyhs maa ji ...and hey sending her back to the asylum could do her some good she could also meet someone her life is soo empty without dhruv heyyy love has no boundaries or age sooo go for it sumita maa enjoy your old agee..... 😆heheh……….that even rhymes……….😆

Question No. 4 – Give us two reasons why you feel like wringing Inder's neck?

Maybe if strangle is neck hard enough that overactive huemungous adams apple will pop back in 😆...its like something it growing out of his neck.......please do beware children u may be scared 4 life .........extremly horrific image please keep locked away until halloween .oh my god i best stop i'm having nightmares already... 😆

Question No. 5 – Give us two reasons, what compels you to watch TD till date?

Every time I turn on that tv i mesmirised by only once face ek chera aur woh hai dk seghal ka,,,,,,,,suprised my tv hasn't blown up yet😉........nothing compels me to watch more than hottie...heheh...sooo merah answer hai........

DK AUR SIRF DK...............😉

Rapid Fire Zone – 1 Mark Category

(No explanations required, just indicate your choices!)

1. Inder or Bunder ………..Most definetly Bandar theres no question about that .indy is ewwwwww ……………the guy needs cosmetic sugery any plastic surgens online please this guy needs help ………….😆

2. Gargi or Pori……definetly gargi uff shes tooo muchhh……..

3. Sum Maa in asylum or Sum Maa at DK House ………….in asylum its best if we keep our distances then again dk ke pyaar mehin mahin kuch bhi karsekte huh sooo to keep my pathi dev happy we'll keep mummy ji at home and put gargi in jail .happpyyy honey…………😉

4. Sukanya as decoration material or Sukanya as Sanya's MIL ……….decoration material please folks we can toss her and throw about anywhere I thought about hanging her from the roof at the enterance ohhh hope it rains loll ehheh…………😆

5. DK working out in the gym or DK enjoying a swim in his private pool ……no dobut the pool man dk in speedos too hot to imange ……..then again the gym heheh….. 2 awazing situations good question chilly loll im just greedy .no but definetly the pool dk in speedos hai hai im passing out already😳

6. Gargi's ''Uff Gargi you are too much''' or Pori's ''Eeshsss'' ……….most definetly gargi uffs…pori ehsss sound like aishwraya rai in devdas eshhhhh…come on pori be orginal for once …get your own style girl……….😆

7. Disha's transparent Sari's or Suki Kaki's Tent Material Nine-yards ……..most definetly the see through sari .wouldn't want to dissapointe dk keep everything up to standard ………then again we could be wrapped in the tent material together ehheh……….. but prefer the saris not only willl I look sexy but dk loves them too…...i see how he loves to grab ladies pallus heheheh………..😉

8. Stalker Inder or Loony Laughter Inder ….definetlyyy loony.hey maybe we can send him at sumita maa both to the asylum they can accompany each other acche hoga bore toh nahin hoga ………..😆😆

9. Gargi in Jail or Sum Maa in Asylum ………by having gargi in jail theres no excitement in td………..she'll have a chance to annony and hurt dk and then he'll come crying to me hey he can cry on my shoulder any day and sumitra maa I think she needs to get out the house a bit more so asylum she'll have some entrerainment in her life too ….heyyy she could meet some intresting people

10. DK's goatee or DK's biceps…………No dobut here BICEPS…..if evers theres a fire or emergeny or fall I count on dk with his strong masculine arms to rescue his damsel in distress…loll if he was my house they'd be accident everyday hehehe………..

Objective / Physical Test – 50 Mark Category

No problem flying down to Bombay dk ke pyaar mehin mehin saat sumandar paar karse sakt I huh….heehh I'll be singinging

" saat sumdhar paar kareh mahin teerah pechee peche agyae" ehehhe…………😆😆

Objective Test 1- Making the prathas no problem me my potato peeling machine and my ready steady cook cook book ………working away…..i'lll be like 1 prahta 2 partha 3 pratha 4 …..7,6,8 you still want more………ehhehe………😉

Objective Test 2- forgot about the clothes dk will be running way with me after seeing the outfit I fix up for him hehehe………….

Objective Test 3- All ready for this test my workout every morninng in personal gym….heyy and those aerobics classes will pay off…beware I'm tough 😆lolll ..indy tied up to a tree maybe at the end we can play try and splat him in the face with the good old water ballons………….😆

Soooo mahinnn dk ki patneeh bangh keh rahooge ………………….😉

Sooo judges doo pick me today belive I won't diaapoint you …shaket ka mooka appko nahin milengha…mehin achi patni ban kar dk ke pooja kargoe geh …..hehehe……….😆 aur inti pyaar doohogeh who apana sara dukht dard bhooljahyega 😆mehin ek ardarshar patni bankeih appi pati ke har maang aur zurat poorah karrohgeh ....uska ghum meera gum ...uski kushi merri kushi........mehin dk keh cheera paar hamesha muskraata laoogeh.......😆..dk meerah pyaar mehin uske har ek dukh aur dard bhool jayga........

And after all mujhse se jadda dk kaun pyaar kargeee,…..😉 and mostly obvisouly mujhse acchi patni aur kaha miligeh mahin bhi dk ki jesah hazrooh, no lakhon nahih kardooh mahin ek ho........😉

love Asian Princess/ Mrs seghal 2 bee .........😉

(perfect bride 2 dk babu)!!!!!!!

😆 hey bhagu! ......i cannot say anything................ i just fell from my chair after reading this....... THIS IS SO FUNNY......... atleast i'm not in this race.😆

rang😆

i wont slap him ...and wont let him be pyaasa for 6 month 😃😳😉 dk has fire ....and is passionate ... bahar se sakht andar se naram😳 doesnt misbehave with women ...ved slaps them and indy ignores them after they get pregnant... i wont send her to asylum as lond as she knows that im her bahu....else humareliye havan kaun karega... kana kaun pakayega...mujhe bahuuu kaun bhoolayega ...above all mere sautan ko kaun ghar se nikalega😆 he is a brainless bunder ... doesnt care for pregnant wife ....flirting with married salis.... he thinks he can compete with hottie...the list is to long 🤢
1. this is a joke ,isnt it ... arre aur kya reason ho sakti hai siwa ek ....hottie and his mesmerizing eyes at night ...wowwww😳😳😃

chilly ur abs fab....👏👏👏 👏ur questionaire is simply superb cant stop smiling😃...

ok here is the next part..

bunder .. gargi of course apne sautan ko kaun pasand karta hai aur wobi itni besharam one... as i told before at dks houe as long as she knows that im her bahu otherwise at asylum ... MIL u must be joking ... of course as deko but not at sehgal house only at the shaadi ... that what comforts him most ... i love both options as long as we are alone😆😳😉 eeshhhh!! everytime whe im touching hottie i will saay this.. 😃😳 dishas seeing through sari ... dkji loves it😳😆 i love them too😉 looney laughter indy.... 😃 gargie in jail ... bechara dk bar bar insult to nahin hoga...
• biceps... i will treat his leg and make that he loses his crutches and mujhe apne bahoon main lele

no problem im cooking since i was 10 years old and have become the perfect cook😃 ... my mom is very strict in this matter, she always tells me that cooking shaadi ki liye important hai ... now it seems that she has been right...thanks mom ... so in this matter dk ko hum se koi shikayat nahin hogi...😉 i have already done the preparation for a suitable outfit ....😉 .... though i have started to trust samy in this ...😃
1. i regulary go to the gym ... and jogging along the lake ... after treating his leg i even will take dk with me ...jogging along the lake 😳😃... i will keep him in shape dont worry 😉... hubbys muscels (triceps biceps quadriceps and six pack) should remain even after shaadi

love, sakina😊

Well chillyflakes, It is so funny that I can't stop laughing and really having fun and enjoying it. First all the questions and than the answers we have already got are just too amazing.

What we will do without you. You are keeping our humour at the top and I really appreciate that. Thanksyou. You deserve a big applause.

maja A big 👏

😆

hi

No chilly there is some mistake as i am not one of the participants...arey itni larkiyan hain hum to bas kaam karne ke liye hain...so i would rather do his makeup and do his wardrobe....😆i will watch the show from a distance..like it that way😆😉

samy

p.s yeh undercover participants kia hota hai chilly u have lost me...aur mein kabhi aisi gustaki nahin kar sakti hoon uffff..😆

I don't think samy or I should fill this in but here goes…………..

Question No. 1 – Give us two reasons, as to why you feel that you will make a better wife to DK, than say Disha or Pori? I most definitely will not slap him (was it 3 times now) & I most certainly have no reason for any kind of revenge & well Pori (I don't think she's competition 4 any1) she's just after his money…………with me its all luv………..so no misunderstandings, & distrust etc

Question No. 2 – Give us two reasons, as to what makes DK a desirable husband, than say Vedant or Inder?well well well, he knows what he wants & goes after it exactly how I like it "fire & ice" & he most definitely wouldn't think about another woman while his wife is all pregnant

Question No. 3 – Give us two reasons, why you feel like sending Sum Maa back to the asylum?well it seems like she has no kadar 4 her bahu who is there to take care of her……..

Question No. 4 – Give us two reasons why you feel like wringing Inder's neck?I can give u more than 2, filhaal he was not man enough 2 fight 4 dish when he claimed 2 luv her & allowed suhas & dish to force him in2 marrying rano………….& 1ce he committed to rano now he thinks of being with somebody elses wife…………

Question No. 5 – Give us two reasons, what compels you to watch TD till date?ashish ofcourse & the final union of dk/dish as husband/wife

Rapid Fire Zone – 1 Mark Category

(No explanations required, just indicate your choices!)

1. Inder or Bunder - bunder

2. Gargi or Pori - gargi

3. Sum Maa in asylum or Sum Maa at DK House – asylum (lord 4give me)

4. Sukanya as decoration material or Sukanya as Sanya's MIL - deco

5. DK working out in the gym or DK enjoying a swim in his private pool – uuff tough 1, but I guess gym

6. Gargi's ''Uff Gargi you are too much''' or Pori's ''Eeshsss'' - gargi's Uff

7. Disha's transparent Sari's or Suki Kaki's Tent Material Nine-yards - dish's transparent sari ofcourse

8. Stalker Inder or Loony Laughter Inder - rather looney

9. Gargi in Jail or Sum Maa in Asylum – gargi in jail

1. DK's goatee or DK's biceps – another though 1 yaar, can't I choose both……….ok, biceps

Objective Test 1 - dk ko mote karne ka irada hai kya???no prob mein to kitchen mein expert hoon yaar………afterall mummy dear had me in training for years now

Objective Test 2 - piece of cake yaar

Objective Test 3 - ok I go to gym daily so I am more than ready for this 1

Mamta, who is awaiting other participants responses..........😉