COOL IT.................
1) Heart girl: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Tafarruz: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
2) Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Ms. bholi bhali: What other colors do you have?
3) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
4) Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Rano: Brotherly love.
5) Teacher: Now, no1TDfan, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
no1TDfan : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
6) Gargi: Sorry, but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
no1kfan: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
7) Dashing Boy: Daughter, what do u want for ur birthday?
Prettyguria: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
8) Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
no1kfan: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
9) Vedant: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
10) Harsy: You'll drive me to my grave!
panchamfan: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
11) DK: U know, wife, our daughter got his brain from me.
Disha: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
12) Guli444: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
no1TDfan: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
13) Memsaab: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
no1kfan: That's why I say she's no good!
i hope evry1 lykes this TD story i made up!!
plz reply soon! thnx alot!!!
