vijay in conversation!!

Hi Friends, Iqbal, did an A PARODY INTERVIEW OF VIJAY (imaginary interview) of Vijay & I Loved it. So I did this post & posted it as reply in Iqba's post. And thought of posting it here also for my TD friends! Let me know how you all liked it. Doing something like this after along time. Missing Simran a lot today. She used to do these very well.

Here I go read it......
I also like to do imaginary interview could not become a journalist got stuck in this techie world but no probs here I wear my dunce cap & go ahead. Since Iqbal had to go to & report his boss I Mink from Din-Bhar channel got hold of Vijay. Poor guy had no choice but to reluctantly agree to my request. Here's presenting Vijay……..

Hi, Vijay welcome to Din-Bhar. Vijay seemed at ease in front of camera. I wish him a very happy Birthday. V gives a big Grin from ear to ear, his eyes light up when he smiles.

M: Why did you start IF??
V: I have said time & again just for fun & to get like minded people together and to discuss Jassi jaise koi nahi.

M: Just for fun ….naaa does not sound right from a guy like you, from a business family. I want an honest answer.
V: Ok if you insist….I had a decent job but there are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, my salary wasn't sufficient so had to look at other money making ventures. I'm a people's person too so this idea came to me. Now happy!
I wide grin from me…lol
V: On a serious note…...Today's Tv soaps…….lacks thrills, narrative, emotion, believability, character development and, frankly, watchability but has lots of room for argumentibility. Hence IF came to life.

M: Why do you still work for a company when you have such a flourishing business?
V: I have been trying to quit my job for a long time, but my boss always finds me and brings me back. So that answers it!

M: Now a bit personal qs…Do you drink?
V: No I don't drink but I drink 8 glasses of water every day.
M: Why don't you drink?
V: Now what kind of qs is that…..I don't drink that's it… period!
M: Well, you are quite a logical guy so there has to be some logic & reason behind it.
V: Ok if you insist…..Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them. So I do not drink.

M: Me: What's your favorite color?
V: Yellow & Orange……you will see me in that color shirts in all my pics.
M: What orange……do you like oranges.
V: No I hate oranges but wear that color as my gf loves it & I do not want to argue with her. Arguments are good only at IF. Secondly, I do not want to make her bitter before marriage.
M: What do you mean by before marriage after marriage you'll change?
V: Yes of course……It is going to be HMV……His master's voice.
M: Smart guy!

M: Got a good idea about your love life. Now … You get turned on by?
V: ( A wicked grin) "Switches!" Seriously by all IF members!

Me: Your fitness mantra?
CM: "Eating healthy and Logging here at IF. As soon as I come here my system becomes fine as I have to run from all the crazy girls. But no regrets I love all the love & adulation that you send my way.

M: Now my last qs. Why is IF so successful?
V: Coz of its members! And frankly speaking today's Tv soaps…….lacks narrative, emotion, believability, character development and, frankly, watchability but has lots of room for argumentibility. Hence IF is so successful !!

M: You message to the members.
V. My message……..hmmmm….. When you're right, no one remembers but when you're wrong, no one forgets, so always be wrong at IF. Lol Joke . Just keep joining IF & keep having arguments for these la la land people.

Thanks Vijay for your time. Thanks & bye

Scene at IF…..After reading the interview some IF girls go umumumm…umamammm
"ai khuda mujhe bhs us vijay ke paas lift kara de
bungla, motor car, dollar, blank cheque mat de
mujhe tu uske dil men shift kara de
mujhe tu iss Vijay ko hi gift kara de"

Enjoyyyyyy,
Mink

hey Mink

😉 that was awesome 👏 👏 👏

did u write it coz if yes, then u were excellente' 👏 👏 👏

anyways, good humor 😃 😆

wonder if anyone would get to talk to Vijay for real 😃

there is a friend of mine whose name is Vijay and i always think of this Vijay as that Vijay 😉 😊

lol 😆 😆

anyways, keep it up 👏

Love KP 😉 😃 👏

hehe nicely done Mink 😆👏 quiet a guft-a-gu 😉

I miss Simran too 😭 pata nahin kahan hai woh 😕

Very nicely done interview mink😃 hilarious and to the point. Very well written. Keep it up. Btw where is Simran, havent seen her posts for a long time. Miss her posts😳

Hi

MInk yaar welcome welcome aap aye bahar ayi 😛 😃 😃 Kahan hain aap missing you here..brilliantly done 👏 and yes we all miss sim...hope she comes back..

Samy

Hi Mink,

That was hilarious and its true that one of the main reason of IF-Success is that "Today's Tv soaps…….lacks narrative, emotion, believability, character development and, frankly, watchability but has lots of room for argumentibility. Hence IF is so successful !!" 😆

Cheers,
Vijay

Wow! I'm honored you liked it. Keep up the wonderful work & we'll keep cheering you up.😃

Best,
Mini

Mink that was just hilarious...btw I beg to differ on only one thing how can someone say that serials lack in emotion..Now emotion can be defined as any strong feeling...for the sake of bringing in that strong feeling they show lightening strikes on faces, thunder sounds and faces breaking away like glasses (hope u got what I meant) big doses of rona dhona with a old film song running on background and loads of flashback scenes and dream scenes (and dream scenes are exclusive property of TD)...and all these are supposed to be (strong) emotion for apna serial makers....

Once again it was wonderful.

Swathi

Hi Swati, By emotion I meant true emotion....NOT Glycerin roona-dhoona. But you are right it shd have been…..it has only emotion & tears which tears our heart so we come to IF to chill !!😃

well done mink..........that was really good 👏

Mamta