You guys mentioned everything that I could think of heres a few from my side, sorry in advance for my bad hindi
27th Jan
When Titu finds out about his wedding
Titu: Karykaam ki tyaari nahiye Kriyakaram ki tyaari
30th Jan
Titu: Duniya sach mein gol hai jise dur bhaag raha tha ghume keh ausi keh paas poache gaya
Govind asks Titu what is he doing here
Titu: agar mujhe kuch samaj aiye toh mein aapko samjoah mein yaha kaise aiye
Surekha told everyone Titu and Sundar were playing Chor Sipayi it was so hillarious she tells Titu to agree with her story
Titu: Haan Maa aise he hua hogha mein Dharago seh..
Govind/Kamlesh: Dharago!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Surekha: Sipayi Dharago he hothe hai
Govind sees Titu and Surekha talking
Govind: Maa Beta ki chaawal ki handi chuleh peh chaari toh zaroor hai nazar rakni hoghi khidchi na pakha leh
Titu and Golu Convo
Titu: Bareh bareh pangoh mein aisi choti choti baatien toh hothi rehthi hai
Golu- Bhaiyaji aapki bus
Titu: bus meri thi neend bhi meri thi na, puraani pechaan hai meri neend seh, tujhe toh patha hai na, ab binah bitaye agayi ab manah karkeh auska dil thodi na thorna tha maine.. meri neeni neh meri baand bajahdi... Babuji Dharago seh take off hua aur Dharago Sasur keh ghar land hua
Surekha asks why didnt he catch the bus
Love the way Titu said this he was too cute
Titu: sab kismat ka khel hai bhagyeh mein likha mitaye na mit paye kya kareh Titu jab neendayah ajaye
Surekha: kaise neend agayi?
Titu- Shashtro mein likha hai jab neend aapko puri shiddat seh sulnah chahaye toh puri kaiynaat neend ko aapseh milvaneh mein arrangements lag jathi hai
Edited by Anam Ali - 10 years ago
