So...it's been a while but I finally mustered up enough courage to watch the show carefully enough for my commentary...but please...PLEASE...let this PERVERTlal exit be for real!!! Just be nice to me, T &D!!! 😭
1) OVERCONFIDENCE: I love how the stupidest characters are the most overconfident in their endeavors. EVIL ILA thinks that a stupid honeymoon will salvage Armaan & Mallika's non-marriage. Where the hell is her husband...the one sane man on the show who might be able to control her??? MAD MOLLY seems to share in Ila's opinion that her marriage can be salvaged...ummm, did you forget when Armaan said that he doesn't care what you say, do, or think, just leave him alone? <SIGHHH> I wish I had a hubbie who spoke to me like that! It MUST be love! 😕 RETARD RHEA is all set to reunite her Jassi Ma'am & Armaan Sir...if you had set this plan in motion TWO WEEKS AGO, maybe it would've worked. But now that you've finally succeeded in using 0.4% of your brain cells, by the time dear Armaan Sir gets there, Jassi Ma'am's going to be on the run...yeah, again. PERVMAN of the century is so hell-bent on coming back to St. Lawrence once terrible JassiCeha is proved to be a fraud...sweetheart, if you REALLY think you're coming back, I have a strong & scary feeling that that's another type of hint-within-dialogue from the retards who make this show...that means that I cannot believe that you're gone for good. Just as soon as I think I'm safe, you're going to come back & torture me with your PUKEY CHEEZES...🤢
2) MIAs: Sooo, ummm, where have all of the characters been disappearing to? Do you guys think that there's like a lounge or something for mistreated villains? The Unwanted Pariahs Club, maybe? JO-ke has vanished...the only other option for her besides the UPC is that she finally blew a bubble too big with that gross gum of hers & it took her away. Kaash...hehe. As for Pink Chadds...I was all set to induct him into the UPC, but to my dismay & misfortune, Tabs has just posted that Cardboard Man will be back to wreak more havoc on a show that just can't handle anymore. Not to mention an Armaan who just can't handle anymore! The infamous Aryan...he came back...did some nonsensical stupidity, & flew away on his broomstick with the false knowledge that JassiCeha is dead. Poor dude...the NEXT time he returns, maybe it'll be for an ENTIRE 30 SECONDS!!! As for our dear Angel, well, who knows? She did her damage to her brother (WHAT a pre-Raksha Bandhan present! You go girl! Yeah..right.😕) & is now off trying to rope in hubbie number 4 most likely...she'll probably end up coming home w/a Pink Chadds in tow. What a match made in...HELL. As for the latest (HOPEFULLY) addition to the Unwanted Pariahs Club...TAAA DAAA...I present you with PERVERTlal!!! He is coming into the club straight into the position of President...after all...woh toh badi UNCHEE cheez hai, na? (PUKE PUKE PUKE!) 🤢
3) TONGUES IN TEETH: Is it me or is it suddenly a new thing to talk with your tongue in between your teeth? For today's entire episode, all I could see in front of me were the characters' tongues flailing around in their mouths. I almost got dizzy! Next time guys, look @ Father Rods...his tongue is on the grayish side...someone needs to get him a tongue cleaner! As for Piano Man...he has a pink tongue...but most of the time it's attached to his two front teeth. And the one & only PERVMAN!? His tongue is blackish & glued to the roof of his mouth! I had NO CLUE what these people were saying...it took me back to the days of the Jessica Bedi case where that judge's tongue was bigger than his whole head!!! I felt like when the verdict was given, a giant tongue with eyes gave it out...that makes for some very scary dreams, guys!!! 😲
4) Coming back to PERV (man, for a dude I hate so much...he's alwaysss in these posts multiple times). When he was trying to defend himself to the "committee" aka the wannabe GM boardroom, I'm sorry but all I heard was "WAAHHH WAAHHH WAAHHH"...I have never seen a grown man whine so much..well, except for maybe my ex-boyfriend. 😈 Hehe..anyway, if someone wants to tell me what the heck that dialogue was, that's cool...although nowadays, the "WAAHHH WAAHHH WAAHHH" that I heard was probably a Pulitzer Prize winning essay compared to what the reality was. 😆
5) Poor poor Piano Man. He's all set to woo Miss Neha. He's stolen proof for her, he's saved her from Bubble Head, he's gazed @ her lovingly...this poor guy is already in too deep. And now he's preparing to do Romeo & Juliet with her? He was a bit overenthusiastic on getting started if you ask me...honey, don't you know that the only way JassiCeha will ever look @ you the same way is if you have a dimple in your right cheek, have the confidence to wear a yellow suit, & can somehow pull off using a straightening iron more than a girl for 3 months!? EXACTLY. Armaan Suri, you're not...but I like you more now that I know that you'll never be a romantic interest for Walia Ma'am. 😃 Welcome to unrequited love, my poor mislead friend...👏 Poor Purab could have given you SO much advice...
6) And what's this with JassiCeha telling everyone about love??? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE...if you give them ANY advice on love, censor the parts where you run away from your mandap, tell your man if he thinks you slept with Pink Chadds, then you did, & the whole when in doubt, change your ID thing. 🤬 I somehow don't think that that's quite the definition of love that we all are aware of. At least that's not what MY mommie told me! 🤔
7) Poor poor Armaan. This homie has simply FORGOTTEN that he's even married, let alone to whom. I like seeing a man explain to his mom that his wife won't leave him alone. And then I like seeing a mommie tell his son that he HAS to go to Switzerland with his wife! Armaan doesn't even REMEMBER marrying the woman & his mom has to FORCE him to go on his honeymoon??? Excuse me...but I think something's wrong with this picture. Nice save by our dear Armaan though...Rhea, as usual, has perfect winking...pardon me, I mean timing. Nainital awaits my dears...and so does...oh no, wait...she'll probably just run again. No need to get your hopes up. 😒
8) AND. I HAVE A GIANT BONE TO PICK. WHY are they using a varying version of one of the AJ background music for Rhea & Armaan? FINE, even though it may be in the context of them meeting in Nainital, please do NOT use it when Retard Rhea is on my da*n screen! It gives me the shudders almost as bad as when I see PERVERTlal. 😒 If you want some Armaan-Rhea music, like I've said before, please use the theme from "Psycho." It is more appropriate & applicable. 😳
9) I love when PERVMAN says that he didn't marry for the sake of the school's children. Ummm, nutjob? Did you ever think that you didn't marry because no sane woman would come within a 10 foot radius of you. The mere sight of you makes women want to become men, for G-d's sake! The REAL reason you didn't marry, my dear dear Grimeball, is because women are allergic to you & your UNCHEE CHEEZEZ make for incessant SNEEZES. (actually, for people like me, it's more like incessant showers!) 🤔
10) I just finished watching my taped JJKN & decided to watch Page 3 b/c it was on TV Asia. BAD MOVE, SID!!! WHO DO I SEE AS I TURN IT ON??? Wild guess, guys. Some TV chick HANGING (LITERALLY) off of PERVERTlal's neck!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It took me 384792 minutes to get that mental pic out of my head!!! 😭
11) I saw Karam yesterday with my cousin...our Maddy was in it...even with him speaking like a bald heterosexual man, I was just excited to see him on my TV!!! I miss my oldies...Bebe, Amrit, Billu, Nandu, Raj, Maddy, Pari...look, I'll even settle for Global Taxi Driver @ this point. At least he was consistent! Where areee youuu??? Comeee backkkkk!!! 😭 I cannot stand seeing new faces everyday!!! I don't even know what show I'm watching.
12) Finally, as for the preview. I don't know. I mean, I'm still waiting for the Raj/Armaan preview from 2 weeks ago. I'm sorry...did I miss it? So who knows about tomorrow's...if anything, JassiCeha will be dreaming that Armaan's face is on PERVMAN's body & just as she runs up to him & hugs him, she realizes she was seeing things & now she's in PERVMAN's arms...PERFECT TIMING FOR ARMAAN TO ENTER WITH RHEA...& see JassiCeha & PERVERTlal's embrace...causing for..? You guessed it...moreeeeeee & moreeeeeeeee miscommunication! YAYYYYY FOR SONY!!! WE HATECHU!!! 👏🤗
That's all for tonight kiddos. Sweet dreams...❤️
Sid
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