Lassi with Pappu singh k ek aur interview k saath I am here aur is baar ki hamari guests hain Remix ki tia Ahuja and FIR ki Sub-Inspector Chandramukhi Chautala.Hope u all like it...
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Huda: Welcome everyone to Lassi with Pappu Singh. Aur aaj hamare dhaabe ki shaan badhane aa rahi hain do khubsurat jananiyaan.To sabse pehle bulate hain hamari pehli mehmaan ko jiska naam hai Tia Ahuja...
(No one comes)
Huda: Oye maine kaha hamari pehli mehmaan jiska naam hai Tia Ahuja.....
(Still no one comes)
Huda: Oye yo kahan reh gayi Chori?
(Chandramukhi enters dragging Tia with her.)
Chandramukhi: Oye yeh pakad thaari mehmaan ne...iske to nakhre hi khatam nahin hote.
Huda: Woh to theek hai lekin tanne te iske baad entry maarni thi....
Chandramukhi: Abey yeh entry maarti to main iske baad aati na.
Tia: Oh Puhlease.... Stop shouting both of you....aur yeh....yeh sab kya hai........this place is soo tacky....Tia yahan nhin reh sakti....afterall Tia Ahuja hona koi...............
Chandramukhi: Oh maaloom hai..... ratt gayi hai teri baat....ab to mhare kaan bhi pak gaye hain thara yo ghisa-pita dialogue sun sun ke.
Huda: Oh Choriyon shaant ho jaao aur baitho yahan .
Tia: Baitho...kahan....Is cheez pe????
Huda: Yo cheez ne charpai kehte hai...
Chandramukhi: Aur ispe baithte hain...samjhi.
Tia: Oh Tia's God yrh kahan phansa diya Tia ko.
Chandramukhi: Oho..yahan pe to Bhaisain bhi hain...kya baat hai...Tune to manne Haryana ki yaad dila di.
Tia: Yeh Pappu to Tia ke Camel se bhi zyada dehaati hai.
Huda: Kya kaha...Camel...matlab ke Oont....Oye Hoye... saari duniya Kutte Billiyan paalti hai, pappu bhains paalta hai aur tu seedha oont....cha gayi tu te Chori!!
Tia: What rubbish...Camel se Tia ka matlab Ranveer se tha.....& what is this CHORI......Tia se yeh sab aur handle nahin hota.....Tia ek saath do-do ganwaaron ko handle nhin kar sakti...Tia jaa rahi hai..
Huda: Theek hai par jaate-jaate lassi to peele.
Tia: Lassi...eeeewww....Tia sirf Fresh Fruit Juice peeti hai.
Huda: Oh haan lekin tu yahan Lassi with Pappu Singh pe aayi hai....Juice with Pappu Singh pe nahin....Le peele.
Tia: Tia yahan aayi hai nhin...aayi thi...lekin ab Tia yahan se jaa rahi hai.
Huda: lekin mere show ka kya hoga.
(Tia walks out from there.)
Chandramukhi: Chali Gayi?
Huda: Haan.....Sarfiri janani hai yo to....abhi show saleeke se shuru nhin hua aur yeh chali bhi gayi...
Chandramukhi: Main to ye soch rahi hoon ki yeh itni der yahan tiki kaise....Bhagwaan bachaye isse to.....Bina bandook ke bhi mhare se zyada danger hai yo.
Huda: Oye woh gayi lekin tu to baith.
Chandramukhi: Ab jab teri ek mehmaan chali hi gayi te main yahan ruk ke kya karoongi...aur waise bhi manne mhare Makhkhan Singh ki bahut yaad aa rahi hai.Pata nahin meri gairhazri mein wahan chauki mein kya gul khila raha hoga.
Huda: Oye ab tu aise kaise ja sakti hai....Interview to poora hone de.
Chandramukhi: Poora...abey poora to tab hoga na jab shuru hoga...Aur waise bhi tu hi bata manne tera yeh show jyada jaroori hai ki mhara Makhkhan Singh.
Huda: Mera Show..aur kya..
Chandramukhi: Yeh baat hai.....(Takes her gun out and pointa at pappu)...To beta ab bol ke cheej jyada jaroori hai.
Huda: Oye tu to meri Phoolan ki bhi maa nikli....Tera Makhkhan hi jaroori hai...aur ke...Main bhi to yehi keh raha hoon.
Chandramukhi: Haan...ab aaya na line pe...To ab main jaatio hoon...Ram-Ram!!
(Chandramukhi also walks out)
Huda: Yo ke ho raha hai mhare show pe...ek aayi bandook dikha ke nikal le....aur doosri woh to khud hi bandook ki goli ko tarah sarpat nikal li.....Oye PACK UP yaar!!!!
Edited by sanyamalhotra - 18 years ago