She is so average it hurts.
I want to have whatever the judges were smoking.
She's like the ultimate embodiment of mediocrity, a walking, talking tribute to the concept of 'meh.' If she were a spice, she'd be flour. If she were a color, she'd be beige's more boring cousin. I bet her favorite dance move is the 'two-step shuffle to the middle of the road.' I'm convinced the judges must have stumbled upon a field of cosmic cotton candy infused with essence of rainbow snickersneeze, because her averageness has somehow been mistaken for the rare art of celestial normalcy.
Please excuse my rant, folks.
Nerding out average -
She's so average her Ph level is 7. Not even basic.
She's so average her name should be Maria Wang.
She's so average she is a 28-year-old Chinese man.
She's so average they named the average of mean, median, and mode - Kriti.
She's so average she is a red dwarf.
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