Man, religion is like the OG painkiller for the masses! It's crazy how in the 21st century, people are still going bonkers over it. I mean, seriously, can't we just chill and focus on more important stuff? It's like we're stuck in a time warp or something, fighting over who's got the best imaginary friend up there. Come on, folks, let's get with the times and find better things to argue about. There's so much cool stuff happening in the world, and we're here bickering over ancient beliefs. It's like fighting over whose favourite superhero is the strongest. Can't we all just enjoy our own thing without stepping on each other's toes? Peace, love, and embracing the diversity of ideas, that's what we need!
I mean, wouldn't it be awesome if we could all join forces and focus on solving real problems? Imagine the miracles we could achieve if we diverted all that energy spent arguing into something productive. We could cure diseases, explore distant galaxies, and create a utopian society where everyone gets a lifetime supply of chocolate and unlimited access to cute animal videos.
Time to wear our bullet proof armour and grab a cup of coke no sugar. It’s gonna be a long night.