|| Incorrect Quotes Generator - PKYEK edition || - Page 4

Piya: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. 

Abhay: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up

Piya: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm? 

Abhay: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

Piya: Dammit, you ruin everything! 

Abhay: You're welcome.

Piya: Am I in trouble?

Abhay: Take a guess.

Piya: No?

Abhay: Take another guess

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. 

Metz: Shit. 

Abhay: Wait, three? 

Cop: Yeah? 

Siddharth: OH MY GOD PIYA FELL OFF!!

Abhay: I fell— 

T: From heaven? 

Abhay: No, I literally fell— 

T: In love with me the moment you saw me? 

Abhay: MY ARM IS BROKEN! 

T: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Metz: Abhay isn’t answering their phone

Siddharth: I’ll call

Metz: Piya and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Abhay: Hello?

Metz: Dammit, Abhay!

Abhay: What?! It wasn’t me!

Metz: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Siddharth!

Siddharth: Not me either.

Metz: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Piya: *whistles*

Abhay: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons? 

Sid: Fake?

Abhay: I’m totally useless. 

Sid: You’re not totally useless. 

Sid: You can be used as a bad example.