|| Incorrect Quotes Generator - PKYEK edition || - Page 3

Abhay: I'm not doing to well.

Sid: What's wrong?

Abahy: I have this headache that comes and goes.

*Metz enters the room*

Abhay: There it is again

Kabir: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Misha: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

Sid: Can you pass the salt?

Abhay: Can you pass away?

Sid: Too much salt.

Kabber: Misha kissed me!
Metz: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Kabber: It was unbelievable!
Metz: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Piya: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Metz, get the wine and unplug the phone. Kabber, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Kabber: Oh, it ended very well.
Metz: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Piya: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Kabber: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Piya: Ohh... So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?
Kabber: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Metz and Piya: Ohhh.

*meanwhile*
Misha eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed them.
Abhay: Tongue?
Misha: Yeah.
Sid: Cool.

Abhay: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Piya periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’

Abhay: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

Misha: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Abhay: *turning to Piya* How tall are you?

Abhay: Are you trying to seduce me?

Piya: Why, are you seducible?

Metz: Siddharth and I are having a baby.

Abhay: That's gre-

Metz, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here

Piya, texting Abhay: *sends a voice message*

Abhay, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Piya: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Abhay: *presses play*

Piya's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

Piya: Abhay... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.

Abhay: *muffled* mm hmmm :)

Piya: I should be annoyed but you're adorable