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Privileged & Perverted
"Whattt?" he didnt get what was wrong with her
Tan came up and brought one of R&B's friends, Devesh...
II looked away, turning away from the pretending to bend down and look at an open drawer
R&B reluctantly turned from drilling holes into his wife's back
"He is stuck like glue yaar, usko keh abhi shaadi ho gayi, he can start to have a life now" Tan screeched loudly
"Hey kiddo" he called out
She turned
"Wow!!" Devesh admired II openly
R&B wasnt happy
"Hi! yaad hai main kaun hoon? I am the guy that kept him in check at CMU" Devesh winked
II leaned on the counter "thank you boloon?" she asked innocently
"Bigda hua hai par itna nahi" Devesh revealed more than necessary
GEE!! I THOUGHT HE WAS A VIRGIN
II nodded agreeably
"MANN she is quiet" Devesh laughed
He was not tall, nor skinny, but he reeked of wealth much like everyone tonight
She wondered if his wife wore Harry Winston & Cartier jewels like Ma and Sam and pretty much every one downstairs
"No wonder you picked Iyer man, aankhen dekh boss" Devesh flirted harmlessly
"Chal na neeche"Tan urged
Ii had set out clothes in a area where he usually hung his clothes to wear after shower
SHITTT
UMM... HE SHOULD JUST WEAR WHAT HE WANTS
II had set out black pants a white ruffled dress shirt, not too ruffled but it was a dress shirt
Tan was dressed in a designer silk kurta pajama
"Biwi kidhar hai?" Tan asked Devesh
"Neeche, I came up to check on him, I brought a couple of my Doon School buddies along, my wife digs one of them, bhaag jaayegi shaayad" Devesh joked
"Ur traditional clothes look great" II complimented Tan
"Apna to style alag hai kiddo" "Baal nahi sar pe to kya hua, I am a tiger... roarrr" he hissed in a seductive? way
II chuckled
"Ya, it shud be traditional, she went to grab the clothes she hung for her husband, she knew he wouldnt wear fancy shimmering kurtas
But now she decided she shud mind her own biz
He grabbed the clothes before she could, closed over her grip and held on hoping his friends could leave and he could butcher his wife
II jiggled her fist, pulled, yanked and begged... he held on to the hanger exactly where she did
Tan's phone rang"
"Idhar hoon yaar tere bhai ke bathroom mein"
He laughed
"Nahi nahi NEHLA MAIN NAHI RAHA, usne Iyer ko lagaya hai us kaam pe,
abhi to boss woh ek saal bandage nahi utaarega" Tan laughed
Devesh texted and looked up
II held his wrist and pulled with her left hand...
They almost wrestled like two leopard cubs in the wild fighting over a deer...
She let out a soft groan and let him hold her fist that held his suit
"I have to go" she said
And somehow extricated her hand and fled
And the rest of the evening she did EXACTLY that, avoided him like he was a bad boss, a zit, Delhi Traffic Police looking to make money
She started to sneeze around 10 ish in the front lawn, the saree was too flimsy and blouse too skimpy for chilly Diwali night lawn do
She went up grab a dark pink shawl and when she saw him walk up the back staircase by the kitchen, she took the grand staircase down
they were asked to light fire works ceremonially, pose for pictures, feed each other mithai and other lame "romantic" silliness of a rowdy audience
Chachi appeared late, bored, Sam didnt even bother to turn and acknowledge her
No, there was no Rolex brought for II this time
In fact Chachi had come to eat, she hung with a group of "high society" types, got her pics taken for Page 3 of various Hindi and Eng publications and
gossiped and ate, her daughter in laws seemed to love her to bits
ONLY THE BHALLA KIDS CANT SEEM TO STAND HER
SHE MUST BE OK WITH HER BAHUS
Chachu took his sons around and intro-ed them to all the politicians and bureaucrats, intor-ing to some as the " benevolent heir" to Bhalla empre
II was too busy avoiding her husband and sneezing to worry about when Chachu's sons were looting the store
Amma had repeatedly asked her to dry her hair after returning from Malai mandir, she had done a benzoin resin warmer,
called sambrani it was a gold color resin from a tree, that was burnt over coals in powdered form, as a hair scent, luster agent for 100s of years
II was too pissed about R&B being pissed she hadnt bothered
She sniffled and chased the boys tucking her saree elegantly around her waist, Nivi was having a great time it looked like to her
Jumping around "doing a bhangra?"
Akka enjoyed the food thoroughly
Dad was upset she didnt bring her in laws
"Too cold Uncle" "Waking up at 4 on Deepavali morning, they need weeks to recuperate" Akka laughed
"To yaha so jaate puttar" Ranjan urged
He was always insecure that his son's in laws didnt treat MM as "home"
"THANK YOU Uncle, they keep telling me iska ghar dekhna hai, I will bring them when weather warms up" Vandu promised
She narrated stories of Kamakshi Athai's baby sitting skills
Sam interrupted and dragged her bro's wife for intros around the lawn
100s of pictures were taken of a red nosed II... he held her hand steadying her when her stilletoes tripped her, she wore two inch heels still only coming up to 6 feet or so
Falling short by 4 inches
Yet towering over the crowd
His hand was checked on Many times jokes were cracked by people asking if he tried to take a swing at II and she tried to chop it?
He wasnt amused, II WAS
Devesh's wife was gorgeous, stunning in fact, he had two kids, married right out of CMU he said
his kids were 7 and 3... they kept asking II how tall she was...
His wife wanted to be tall as II
"AND I WANT TO BE POLISHED AND ELEGANT AND RICH LIKE YOU"
"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COME TO Singapore" Veena his wife gushed
Ive never been to Singapore" II said surprised
Devesh tried not to look shocked
Veena smiled "SEEE NOW U have a reason to come over, main isko lekar jaaon apne saath?" Veena held II's hand and asked R&B
"Ummm" he grunted
RAKSHASAN
U CAN GET A BREAK NO?
I AM THE SLAVE DRIVER NO
LET ME GO DA
RAKSHASAN!!!!
ATLEAST MAKE MANYA HAPPY
"How long are u guys here?" II asked eagerly
"A week" "Devesh's parents live in Ahmedabad, uske baad mere parents, we ditched it all for Diwali with the
tall aunty huh?" she held her three year old and cooed
He reached with two fingers and aimed for II's nose ring
"Bug" he said
R&B chuckled and reached for the lil guy, he went to him happily
"Bug" he pointed with a fat finger
R&B reached and caressed the rock and said "Ring" he taught the boy
He listened to R&B repeated it like SEVEN times and said "BUG"
They all laughed
YOU WILL ONLY LOVE KIDS THAT SHARE YOUR FETISH
"Chal kal ka plan bana" Devesh hinted
R&B nodded
Sam dragged II... "I will add u to FB" II promised
"Gorgeous Iyer girl" Veena gushed
"U are a gorgeous Gujju" II promised
AND YOU ARE A MADDENING MONSTER
Around midnight she went up with Lasya and Sam, Sam fed her, Akka & Co had left
Ii curled up on the day bed on the 1st floor lounge
The rainy afternoon-got kissed like-crazy couch
A YEAR AGO
SIGH!!
A YEAR AGO?
REALLY?
I SEE HIM AND MY INSIDES HURTLE LIKE A THING ON A ROLLER COASTER
FREE FALL
She sneezed and curled up
Lasya snoozed, and II followed not following Sam's chatter
Lasya lay by II and snored... sleeping through all the noisy, spectacular fire works
He came up at 2:42 AM, with Devesh & Veena
Found her fast asleep cuddling Lasya
"See how cruel he is? He has relegated her to the 1st floor lounge" Devesh joked
"Stop it" his wife bristled
R&B was the wealthiest of his group, but just be seeing him or talking with him no one could ever tell
All his friends were employed, he was the only one self employed and with a net worth of Rs.200 crores?
And him and his wife warred every other day... that was unique too
All his friends "dated" at CMU and married "Daddy's choice" or "Mamma's choice
R&B was different
None of the wives were Iyer
"Poor thing, she must be so tired" Veena gushed caringly
R&B nodded
II was so far gone she had no idea when Sam picked up the baby and left for Shanti Niketan
"she looks so innocent" she whispered, soothing II 's silky snake of a braid
"she is too unpretentious and unassuming for our deadly crowd" she worried to R&B
Did u see the ones that were pregnant? how they bullied everyone around? Ek ne Mahavir ki class le li, I had to almost throw her out" Sam said viciously
R&B half smiled
He wished he could carry her upstairs, but with one hand out of action it wasnt feasible
"Did u give her something for Diwali?" Sam asked softly
He shook his head... "Too busy" he lied
"How horrible, Dad would give ma something every year, Tan ne mujhe girls weekend diya Bali mein" she winked
The bro sis duo stared at the sleeping girl
"Chachi didnt bring her a Rolex no?" Sam whispered, bitterly
"U were hoping?" he lashed cynically
Sam nodded and began to cry silently, a helpless plea of a cry unable to express how much she wanted her bro 's wife to be accepted by the snotty, nose in the air immediate family and Delhi's high society acquaintances.
You cant force someone to accept a person, but by God Sam was trying with all her might
"We are such a messed up family" Sam whispered inaudibly "U dont talk to Dad, Dad spends every waking
moment sucking up to his crook of a baby brother, his brother doesnt
forget to put Dad's bahu in her place on the org chart" "Manya thinks Dad doesnt love her"
"I doubt my MIl would have agreed to let me marry Tan if it was after Ma's passing" Sam whispered
"We are all having babies and are all acting like everything is great on the surface" she smiled
R&B lowered his head...
"Chachu's sons were plotting something with that MP, jiska BIL got caught in the prostitution ring in Bangkok" Sam had a disgusted expression
R&B squirmed uncomfortably, he didnt care for dirt on any body, but there were something Sam couldnt tell Tan or Ranjan
He was Sam's sounding board...
"Atleast we are not as screwed up as Mr Arora's son... he took his cousin to bed" Sam whispered
"All of Golflinks knows... he introduced himself to II, I dragged her quickly to meet Tan's cousin, as if woh mili nahi kabhi cousin se" Sam cringed
R&B looked up not shocked by it at all, their social circle was a depraved, morally corrupt, and deviant lot
He drove Sam home, and returned at 3, and sat by his wife for an hour reading and went up to bed...
"Whattt?" he didnt get what was wrong with her
Tan came up and brought one of R&B's friends, Devesh...
II looked away, turning away from the pretending to bend down and look at an open drawer
R&B reluctantly turned from drilling holes into his wife's back
"He is stuck like glue yaar, usko keh abhi shaadi ho gayi, he can start to have a life now" Tan screeched loudly
"Hey kiddo" he called out
She turned
"Wow!!" Devesh admired II openly
R&B wasnt happy
"Hi! yaad hai main kaun hoon? I am the guy that kept him in check at CMU" Devesh winked
II leaned on the counter "thank you boloon?" she asked innocently
"Bigda hua hai par itna nahi" Devesh revealed more than necessary
GEE!! I THOUGHT HE WAS A VIRGIN
II nodded agreeably
"MANN she is quiet" Devesh laughed
He was not tall, nor skinny, but he reeked of wealth much like everyone tonight
She wondered if his wife wore Harry Winston & Cartier jewels like Ma and Sam and pretty much every one downstairs
"No wonder you picked Iyer man, aankhen dekh boss" Devesh flirted harmlessly
"Chal na neeche"Tan urged
Ii had set out clothes in a area where he usually hung his clothes to wear after shower
SHITTT
UMM... HE SHOULD JUST WEAR WHAT HE WANTS
II had set out black pants a white ruffled dress shirt, not too ruffled but it was a dress shirt
Tan was dressed in a designer silk kurta pajama
"Biwi kidhar hai?" Tan asked Devesh
"Neeche, I came up to check on him, I brought a couple of my Doon School buddies along, my wife digs one of them, bhaag jaayegi shaayad" Devesh joked
"Ur traditional clothes look great" II complimented Tan
"Apna to style alag hai kiddo" "Baal nahi sar pe to kya hua, I am a tiger... roarrr" he hissed in a seductive? way
II chuckled
"Ya, it shud be traditional, she went to grab the clothes she hung for her husband, she knew he wouldnt wear fancy shimmering kurtas
But now she decided she shud mind her own biz
He grabbed the clothes before she could, closed over her grip and held on hoping his friends could leave and he could butcher his wife
II jiggled her fist, pulled, yanked and begged... he held on to the hanger exactly where she did
Tan's phone rang"
"Idhar hoon yaar tere bhai ke bathroom mein"
He laughed
"Nahi nahi NEHLA MAIN NAHI RAHA, usne Iyer ko lagaya hai us kaam pe,
abhi to boss woh ek saal bandage nahi utaarega" Tan laughed
Devesh texted and looked up
II held his wrist and pulled with her left hand...
They almost wrestled like two leopard cubs in the wild fighting over a deer...
She let out a soft groan and let him hold her fist that held his suit
"I have to go" she said
And somehow extricated her hand and fled
And the rest of the evening she did EXACTLY that, avoided him like he was a bad boss, a zit, Delhi Traffic Police looking to make money
She started to sneeze around 10 ish in the front lawn, the saree was too flimsy and blouse too skimpy for chilly Diwali night lawn do
She went up grab a dark pink shawl and when she saw him walk up the back staircase by the kitchen, she took the grand staircase down
they were asked to light fire works ceremonially, pose for pictures, feed each other mithai and other lame "romantic" silliness of a rowdy audience
Chachi appeared late, bored, Sam didnt even bother to turn and acknowledge her
No, there was no Rolex brought for II this time
In fact Chachi had come to eat, she hung with a group of "high society" types, got her pics taken for Page 3 of various Hindi and Eng publications and
gossiped and ate, her daughter in laws seemed to love her to bits
ONLY THE BHALLA KIDS CANT SEEM TO STAND HER
SHE MUST BE OK WITH HER BAHUS
Chachu took his sons around and intro-ed them to all the politicians and bureaucrats, intor-ing to some as the " benevolent heir" to Bhalla empre
II was too busy avoiding her husband and sneezing to worry about when Chachu's sons were looting the store
Amma had repeatedly asked her to dry her hair after returning from Malai mandir, she had done a benzoin resin warmer,
called sambrani it was a gold color resin from a tree, that was burnt over coals in powdered form, as a hair scent, luster agent for 100s of years
II was too pissed about R&B being pissed she hadnt bothered
She sniffled and chased the boys tucking her saree elegantly around her waist, Nivi was having a great time it looked like to her
Jumping around "doing a bhangra?"
Akka enjoyed the food thoroughly
Dad was upset she didnt bring her in laws
"Too cold Uncle" "Waking up at 4 on Deepavali morning, they need weeks to recuperate" Akka laughed
"To yaha so jaate puttar" Ranjan urged
He was always insecure that his son's in laws didnt treat MM as "home"
"THANK YOU Uncle, they keep telling me iska ghar dekhna hai, I will bring them when weather warms up" Vandu promised
She narrated stories of Kamakshi Athai's baby sitting skills
Sam interrupted and dragged her bro's wife for intros around the lawn
100s of pictures were taken of a red nosed II... he held her hand steadying her when her stilletoes tripped her, she wore two inch heels still only coming up to 6 feet or so
Falling short by 4 inches
Yet towering over the crowd
His hand was checked on Many times jokes were cracked by people asking if he tried to take a swing at II and she tried to chop it?
He wasnt amused, II WAS
Devesh's wife was gorgeous, stunning in fact, he had two kids, married right out of CMU he said
his kids were 7 and 3... they kept asking II how tall she was...
His wife wanted to be tall as II
"AND I WANT TO BE POLISHED AND ELEGANT AND RICH LIKE YOU"
"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COME TO Singapore" Veena his wife gushed
Ive never been to Singapore" II said surprised
Devesh tried not to look shocked
Veena smiled "SEEE NOW U have a reason to come over, main isko lekar jaaon apne saath?" Veena held II's hand and asked R&B
"Ummm" he grunted
RAKSHASAN
U CAN GET A BREAK NO?
I AM THE SLAVE DRIVER NO
LET ME GO DA
RAKSHASAN!!!!
ATLEAST MAKE MANYA HAPPY
"How long are u guys here?" II asked eagerly
"A week" "Devesh's parents live in Ahmedabad, uske baad mere parents, we ditched it all for Diwali with the
tall aunty huh?" she held her three year old and cooed
He reached with two fingers and aimed for II's nose ring
"Bug" he said
R&B chuckled and reached for the lil guy, he went to him happily
"Bug" he pointed with a fat finger
R&B reached and caressed the rock and said "Ring" he taught the boy
He listened to R&B repeated it like SEVEN times and said "BUG"
They all laughed
YOU WILL ONLY LOVE KIDS THAT SHARE YOUR FETISH
"Chal kal ka plan bana" Devesh hinted
R&B nodded
Sam dragged II... "I will add u to FB" II promised
"Gorgeous Iyer girl" Veena gushed
"U are a gorgeous Gujju" II promised
AND YOU ARE A MADDENING MONSTER
Around midnight she went up with Lasya and Sam, Sam fed her, Akka & Co had left
Ii curled up on the day bed on the 1st floor lounge
The rainy afternoon-got kissed like-crazy couch
A YEAR AGO
SIGH!!
A YEAR AGO?
REALLY?
I SEE HIM AND MY INSIDES HURTLE LIKE A THING ON A ROLLER COASTER
FREE FALL
She sneezed and curled up
Lasya snoozed, and II followed not following Sam's chatter
Lasya lay by II and snored... sleeping through all the noisy, spectacular fire works
He came up at 2:42 AM, with Devesh & Veena
Found her fast asleep cuddling Lasya
"See how cruel he is? He has relegated her to the 1st floor lounge" Devesh joked
"Stop it" his wife bristled
R&B was the wealthiest of his group, but just be seeing him or talking with him no one could ever tell
All his friends were employed, he was the only one self employed and with a net worth of Rs.200 crores?
And him and his wife warred every other day... that was unique too
All his friends "dated" at CMU and married "Daddy's choice" or "Mamma's choice
R&B was different
None of the wives were Iyer
"Poor thing, she must be so tired" Veena gushed caringly
R&B nodded
II was so far gone she had no idea when Sam picked up the baby and left for Shanti Niketan
"she looks so innocent" she whispered, soothing II 's silky snake of a braid
"she is too unpretentious and unassuming for our deadly crowd" she worried to R&B
Did u see the ones that were pregnant? how they bullied everyone around? Ek ne Mahavir ki class le li, I had to almost throw her out" Sam said viciously
R&B half smiled
He wished he could carry her upstairs, but with one hand out of action it wasnt feasible
"Did u give her something for Diwali?" Sam asked softly
He shook his head... "Too busy" he lied
"How horrible, Dad would give ma something every year, Tan ne mujhe girls weekend diya Bali mein" she winked
The bro sis duo stared at the sleeping girl
"Chachi didnt bring her a Rolex no?" Sam whispered, bitterly
"U were hoping?" he lashed cynically
Sam nodded and began to cry silently, a helpless plea of a cry unable to express how much she wanted her bro 's wife to be accepted by the snotty, nose in the air immediate family and Delhi's high society acquaintances.
You cant force someone to accept a person, but by God Sam was trying with all her might
"We are such a messed up family" Sam whispered inaudibly "U dont talk to Dad, Dad spends every waking
moment sucking up to his crook of a baby brother, his brother doesnt
forget to put Dad's bahu in her place on the org chart" "Manya thinks Dad doesnt love her"
"I doubt my MIl would have agreed to let me marry Tan if it was after Ma's passing" Sam whispered
"We are all having babies and are all acting like everything is great on the surface" she smiled
R&B lowered his head...
"Chachu's sons were plotting something with that MP, jiska BIL got caught in the prostitution ring in Bangkok" Sam had a disgusted expression
R&B squirmed uncomfortably, he didnt care for dirt on any body, but there were something Sam couldnt tell Tan or Ranjan
He was Sam's sounding board...
"Atleast we are not as screwed up as Mr Arora's son... he took his cousin to bed" Sam whispered
"All of Golflinks knows... he introduced himself to II, I dragged her quickly to meet Tan's cousin, as if woh mili nahi kabhi cousin se" Sam cringed
R&B looked up not shocked by it at all, their social circle was a depraved, morally corrupt, and deviant lot
He drove Sam home, and returned at 3, and sat by his wife for an hour reading and went up to bed...
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