Posted:
"Hot" & Harangue
"Mazaak ki HAD hoti hai R&B" Sam ranted
"Shhh, dheere bolo" Tan ordered, pointing a finger to the ceiling "So rahi hai woh"
"Usne is se saara din panga liya, I GET IT, stupid, juvenile pranks" Sam giggled
"I mean sealing the toilet bowl with wrap? "Filling up the ceiling fan blades with haldi?"
"AND THEN U go and invite ur high school girlfriend for a drink?" Sam sat down
Lasya was held by R&B, she looked at him like "Are they being mean to you?" look
He kissed her soft fat cheeks,
Lasya wore a tee shirt with pink sparkly candy canes and blue jeans, bare feet
"I was kidding"R&B said
"USKO ITNI BURI LAGI HAI YEH BAAT" Sam was furious
"Galat kiya boss" Tan shook his head
"Are u still seeing her when u are in India?" Sam asked flatly
"When Dad can cheat on Ma, why not you" tone
He didnt answer that
"Sam, quit it yaar" Tan ordered
"Poochh loon na, Dad ne shaadi ke 30 saal mein kiya, isne shaayad jaldi shuru kar diya ho?" Sam said sniffling
"Sam Sam... Sam... jaa meri ma... oopar ja, check on her"
"So rahi hai woh, aur usko aaj raat ko main bhejoongi nahi" Sam warned waving a finger at R&B
Sam started to go out of the sprawling kitchen, turned around and went to grab her daughter "DO MUJHE, meri beti, aaja " she called
Lasya clung to her Uncle R
"Are u kidding? Look at this tall man he looks too hot, in the navy cords, it looks like velvet, Dad needs some fashion advice from this European" Lasya sighed
"I am sorry but your husband wears GOLD. I mean which man wears GOLD?? AND HE HAS NO HAIR I dont know where the head ends and cheek begins,
when light hits that head its blinding, sorry""I get it!! I get it!! hes ur guy!! But THIS ONE IS MINE"
Lasya brought her hands together and narrated some story like that
"Koi zaroorat nahi Dad ko, R&B ki tarah kapde pehanne ki, "lazily casual" my ass, Tan aap waise hi theek ho, in brand name clothing and gold
" Sam cursed staring at her bro
Talking to herself...R&B looked at her curiously
"DEKHA USKO? She keeps a lil red dress in her f**kING PURSE or what?"
Tan accidentally shut Sams ears instead of Lasya's
Lasya thought her Daddy was playing peekaboo and kicked her shins on R&B's chest and laughed deliriously
Sam made a face at her
"I call her at 8 she shows up at Ira at 8:30 LOOKING LIKE THAT?" Sam had her hands on her hips now, looking at R&B accusingly
He shrugged
"Iski zubaan se kuch nahi niklega Tan... she is right may be
thats why he wants to go to Paris, his ex, mera matlab most recent ex lives there, biwi is pregnant and frumpy" Sam spoke softly
"Sam" R&B tried to calm her down
Sam fought his advances and walked away
"Sam, dont get dramatic yaar"
"His high school sweet heart dresses like a" Sam hissed
"sshhh" Tan ordered
"She is a minus 2, but has size umm... boobs" Sam cursed
Tan burst out laughing
"When YOU said "I have someone I WOULD LIKE FOR HER TO MEET" mujhe laga u are setting up this scrawny, skinny 18 year old with someone, I cant believe u ("did it with her when u were 18" tone)
R&B lowered his gaze "Dekha to she looks like THIS? She doesnt need any help from a guy that looks like hes part of a rock band" Sam insulted him in order to defend her SIL
"Oh teri" Tan cursed
Lasya turned and rained a litany of curse on her mother
"TUM CHUP RAHO" Sam ordered yanking her she was stuck like a glue
"Jao ghar abhi" Sam ordered
"Mazaak tha meri jaan, go tell her" Tan begged
"I will not... why shud I go tell her? So he can slip away and go see Arunima?" Sam asked
R&B cupped Sam's cheek "Listen"
"Dont touch me with those dirty hands u pig, u touched her didnt you"
"Not her ummm" R&B paused
"Cheee...Jao... call karo aa jaayegi" Sam said disgusted
"Sam" Tan began
"Mujhe roz dar lagta hai ki Dad ki tarah agar isne ya aapne kiya ho how can I live" Sam cried "I outliving Dad's infidelity so I guess I can outlive anything"
"Jao yaar oopar aap" Tan ordered
"Bache kahan hai?" she asked
"I ordered pizza, they must be asleep" Tan reassured
Sam glared at R&B
"What is wrong with you man?" he asked R&B
"Nothing" R&B chuckled
"Dekha na usko?" he asked getting the chills "Bina baat ke she will bring everything into the discussion
R&B looked at Tan somberly, he felt for Tan, what a great guy!!!!!
he had no idea what Sam's insecurity did to Tan's marriage on a daily basis, and how he addressed it whenever Sam turned paranoid like she did now
Tan was the most easy going affable, charming, happy go lucky man, all good ones were handed to Tan while all the nasty ones to
Manya's Sanjeev (author forgets the name so she rechristens him)
Sanjeev did not have ONE... it didnt take too long for their marriage to come crashing down, like his Ma had from the building in Hong Kong
Tan was the epitome of patience and humor
"Sorry man!!" R&B said, Lasya dozed on his shoulder
"abey, MUJHE nahi USKO bol" Tan pointed to the ceiling
"sam?" asked R&B
MENNN!!!!
"Saale, apni biwi ko" Tan punched him "sharaab to aaj kuch zyaada ho gaya, chal baithte hain, do u want to play a game of poker?" Tan asked casually
R&B nodded, and smiled
"Mazaak ki HAD hoti hai R&B" Sam ranted
"Shhh, dheere bolo" Tan ordered, pointing a finger to the ceiling "So rahi hai woh"
"Usne is se saara din panga liya, I GET IT, stupid, juvenile pranks" Sam giggled
"I mean sealing the toilet bowl with wrap? "Filling up the ceiling fan blades with haldi?"
"AND THEN U go and invite ur high school girlfriend for a drink?" Sam sat down
Lasya was held by R&B, she looked at him like "Are they being mean to you?" look
He kissed her soft fat cheeks,
Lasya wore a tee shirt with pink sparkly candy canes and blue jeans, bare feet
"I was kidding"R&B said
"USKO ITNI BURI LAGI HAI YEH BAAT" Sam was furious
"Galat kiya boss" Tan shook his head
"Are u still seeing her when u are in India?" Sam asked flatly
"When Dad can cheat on Ma, why not you" tone
He didnt answer that
"Sam, quit it yaar" Tan ordered
"Poochh loon na, Dad ne shaadi ke 30 saal mein kiya, isne shaayad jaldi shuru kar diya ho?" Sam said sniffling
"Sam Sam... Sam... jaa meri ma... oopar ja, check on her"
"So rahi hai woh, aur usko aaj raat ko main bhejoongi nahi" Sam warned waving a finger at R&B
Sam started to go out of the sprawling kitchen, turned around and went to grab her daughter "DO MUJHE, meri beti, aaja " she called
Lasya clung to her Uncle R
"Are u kidding? Look at this tall man he looks too hot, in the navy cords, it looks like velvet, Dad needs some fashion advice from this European" Lasya sighed
"I am sorry but your husband wears GOLD. I mean which man wears GOLD?? AND HE HAS NO HAIR I dont know where the head ends and cheek begins,
when light hits that head its blinding, sorry""I get it!! I get it!! hes ur guy!! But THIS ONE IS MINE"
Lasya brought her hands together and narrated some story like that
"Koi zaroorat nahi Dad ko, R&B ki tarah kapde pehanne ki, "lazily casual" my ass, Tan aap waise hi theek ho, in brand name clothing and gold
" Sam cursed staring at her bro
Talking to herself...R&B looked at her curiously
"DEKHA USKO? She keeps a lil red dress in her f**kING PURSE or what?"
Tan accidentally shut Sams ears instead of Lasya's
Lasya thought her Daddy was playing peekaboo and kicked her shins on R&B's chest and laughed deliriously
Sam made a face at her
"I call her at 8 she shows up at Ira at 8:30 LOOKING LIKE THAT?" Sam had her hands on her hips now, looking at R&B accusingly
He shrugged
"Iski zubaan se kuch nahi niklega Tan... she is right may be
thats why he wants to go to Paris, his ex, mera matlab most recent ex lives there, biwi is pregnant and frumpy" Sam spoke softly
"Sam" R&B tried to calm her down
Sam fought his advances and walked away
"Sam, dont get dramatic yaar"
"His high school sweet heart dresses like a" Sam hissed
"sshhh" Tan ordered
"She is a minus 2, but has size umm... boobs" Sam cursed
Tan burst out laughing
"When YOU said "I have someone I WOULD LIKE FOR HER TO MEET" mujhe laga u are setting up this scrawny, skinny 18 year old with someone, I cant believe u ("did it with her when u were 18" tone)
R&B lowered his gaze "Dekha to she looks like THIS? She doesnt need any help from a guy that looks like hes part of a rock band" Sam insulted him in order to defend her SIL
"Oh teri" Tan cursed
Lasya turned and rained a litany of curse on her mother
"TUM CHUP RAHO" Sam ordered yanking her she was stuck like a glue
"Jao ghar abhi" Sam ordered
"Mazaak tha meri jaan, go tell her" Tan begged
"I will not... why shud I go tell her? So he can slip away and go see Arunima?" Sam asked
R&B cupped Sam's cheek "Listen"
"Dont touch me with those dirty hands u pig, u touched her didnt you"
"Not her ummm" R&B paused
"Cheee...Jao... call karo aa jaayegi" Sam said disgusted
"Sam" Tan began
"Mujhe roz dar lagta hai ki Dad ki tarah agar isne ya aapne kiya ho how can I live" Sam cried "I outliving Dad's infidelity so I guess I can outlive anything"
"Jao yaar oopar aap" Tan ordered
"Bache kahan hai?" she asked
"I ordered pizza, they must be asleep" Tan reassured
Sam glared at R&B
"What is wrong with you man?" he asked R&B
"Nothing" R&B chuckled
"Dekha na usko?" he asked getting the chills "Bina baat ke she will bring everything into the discussion
R&B looked at Tan somberly, he felt for Tan, what a great guy!!!!!
he had no idea what Sam's insecurity did to Tan's marriage on a daily basis, and how he addressed it whenever Sam turned paranoid like she did now
Tan was the most easy going affable, charming, happy go lucky man, all good ones were handed to Tan while all the nasty ones to
Manya's Sanjeev (author forgets the name so she rechristens him)
Sanjeev did not have ONE... it didnt take too long for their marriage to come crashing down, like his Ma had from the building in Hong Kong
Tan was the epitome of patience and humor
"Sorry man!!" R&B said, Lasya dozed on his shoulder
"abey, MUJHE nahi USKO bol" Tan pointed to the ceiling
"sam?" asked R&B
MENNN!!!!
"Saale, apni biwi ko" Tan punched him "sharaab to aaj kuch zyaada ho gaya, chal baithte hain, do u want to play a game of poker?" Tan asked casually
R&B nodded, and smiled
comment:
p_commentcount