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Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, 'what a shot you made!'

Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p

Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!