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Tanya

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Posted: 12 years ago

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Most weird lyrics of a Bollywood song ?

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crazy4fawad

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Posted: 12 years ago

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I voted for Dum Maro Dum (Deepika version) coz the lyrics were not weird but DISGUSTING!!🤢🤢

As for the weirdest lyrics...its this song from Hindustani Movie...

The video was great for its times, music was fab but lyrics 😆😆😆

If u understand them ...mujhe bhi samjhana😆😆

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWja4XTBz70[/YOUTUBE]

Lyrics r like this:

telephone dhun mein hasne wali
mebourne machhli machalne wali
digital mein sur hai tarasha
madonna hai ya natasha
Zakir Hussain tabla tu hai kya
sona sona tera chamke roop salona
sona sona cellular phone tum to ho na
computer ko le kar brahma ne rachaya kya

telephone dhun mein hasne wali
mebourne machhli machalne wali

tum na hote to dhoop nahi hoti, rimjhim bhi na hoti
tum na hote to chand nahi hota, sapna bhi nahi sajta
tum ko pukara sansey khushboo phaila rahi meri
tumse bichhda to behti hawaye band ho gayi kyo
paani na hota, jharne na hote, ye vaadi na hoti
milta na tu to meri jaan nahi hoti, ye pyaas nahi hoti
gori nadiya apne mein har din mujhko dubana
tum na sharmana julfo mein apni khud ko chhupa lena

telephone dhun mein hasne wali
mebourne machhli machalne wali

naam tera kisi ko lene nahi doonga, vo sukh bhi nahi doonga
gajra tumhara girne nahi doonga, murjhane nahi doonga
mere alawa kisi aurat ko na paas bulana
tum na kabhi bhi mother teresa ko chhod ke naam na lena
teri galiyon mein koi mard na chhodoonga, aurat bhi na chhodoonga
teri hansi ko udhne nahi doonga, mere dil mein basa loonga
showroom mein saajan aurat ki murat chhoone na doongi
jeevan mein preetam tumhe pyaar ki rekha paar karne na doongi

telephone dhun mein hasne wali
mebourne machhli machalne wali
digital mein sur hai tarasha
madonna hai ya natasha
Zakir Hussain tabla tu hai kya
sona sona tera chamke roop salona
sona sona cellular phone tum to ho na
computer ko le kar brahma ne rachaya kya

😆😆😆😆😆

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kitkataha

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Posted: 12 years ago

#3

Batdameez dil would have been better if it was "badtameez dick", then at least the dance step would have made sense. Unless of course dill has moved down there, and I'm unaware of it.

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Chatoyant.

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Posted: 12 years ago

#4

The first one on the list. Lol.. That's actually part of a song? 😆

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YoMomma

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Posted: 12 years ago

#5

That one line from DMD still makes me go W-T-H.

Also, the lyrics from one of the verse of 'papa jag jaayega' (actually, the entire song is idiotic, but still)...something like 'oo la la la la ho jaayega...volume kam kar.'

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MR.KooL

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Posted: 12 years ago

#6

jab tak rahega samose mei aloo,tab tak rahunga tera oo meri shalu😆 this lyrics is weird but funny too 😆

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noorsand

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Posted: 12 years ago

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This masterpiece takes the cake from the movie Hathkadi (Govinda/Shilpa Shetty): actually its more funny than weird

lml baba lml hone de baba lml
shaam subah lml
sato din lml
sunday to monday lml
monday to sunday lml
lml lml kya hota hai lml
love me love baby
dont be shy baby
love me love baby
dont be shy baby

Gth baba gth hone de baba gth
shaam subah gth
sato din gth
sunday to monday gth
monday to sunday gth
gth gth kya hota hai gth
go to hell baby
go to hell baby
go to hell baby
go to hell baby
lml baba lml hone de baba lml
Gth baba gth hone de baba gth

dhak dhak dhak mera dil kare
jane kyu tujhpe mare
aise lovely mausam me aaja milke kuch kare
agar tu na aayega ro ro marungi
dil ko jalayega khud khushi karungi
jane de o manchali mai banwara hu tu kali
dil me samayegi kaise band kar is dil ki gali
rang tere hotho ka kaise chura lu
tobba tujhe apna kaise bana lu
jane de piche tu na aa
lml baba lml hone de baba lml
Gth baba gth hone de baba gth

kyu tu mujhse dur hai
lagta hai majbur hai
isme koi raaz hai koi baat jarur hai
baat koi aur hai puch ke rahungi
bada kam jor hai sabse kahungi

mai kuch to batlata hai
rang apna dikhlata hu
kaske baho me tujhe tere hosh udhata hu
jayegi kaha tu tohmat laga ke
dil tujhe deta hu chutki baja ke
jo mere piche tu na aa
lml baba lml hone de baba lml
Gth baba gth hone de baba gth
love me love baby
love me love baby
go to hell baby

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DushtKanya

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Posted: 12 years ago

#8

Shirt Da Button and Hum Toh Hai Capuccino 😳

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Rukhsar Ahmed

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Posted: 12 years ago

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OMG I love the DMD song but yeah that line just makes me think erm...and I agree with Momma with Papa Jag Jayega. What a stupid song. I didn't like the chorus of Ishq Wala Love. I mean what do you mean Ishq Wala Love? Ishq and Love means the same!

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DushtKanya

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Posted: 12 years ago

And not to forget Po Po Po Po Po from Son Of Sardar 😳 and that O Baawariya song from Khiladi 786 🤢

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