Chapter 1:
"Did you tell this restaurant to serve me fresh seafood?"
"Yes."
"Did you tell them that I don't like anything too spicy or
too bland?"
"Yes."
"Did you tell them that I need a seat that's not too far
from main door and not too close either?"
"Yes."
"Did you tell them that if I approve their food I might eat
lunch there regularly and probably even rent out their conference room and
other services?"
"I did. But somehow that didn't seem so enticing to them and
somewhere in background I could hear the Nirupa Roy's signature 'Nahinnn'."
Her voice betrayed the smirk on her face.
He swore.
"Did you say something sir?" She asked, still trying to
contain her laughter.
"If the food is bad, you are buying me dinner." He replied
entering the restaurant.
"Whatever. Enjoy fresh
food," she said and hung up before he could respond.
Twenty minutes later he was running towards nearest bathroom
so that he could avoid throwing up right there. The food had looked good as Khushi
had promised. However, after the first bite, something in his plate moved. Literally. He thought the light
was playing mind-f**k game with him so he thought he should check again. But
before he could poke it with the fork, it moved
again.
After the second sighting he had bolted from the
table.
*****
"I wanted to eat fresh
seafood bozo and not something that was still alive," he yelled as he entered her cabin. She was slowly munching
on an apple and threw another one at him.
"Dessert?" She asked, grinning.
"I am scarred for life," he breathed out after running out
of energy and flopped in a chair opposite to her. "I am never eating seafood
again," he said. The color on his face had returned to normal shade from a
nasty purple. But his stomach still felt queasy at the thought of restaurant
and food.
"Those poor sea animals will be celebrating. And am sure so
is the restaurant owner," she smirked. "Oh and your grandma wants you to go on
a date. She called me and asked me to tell you," she said taking a bite. He
raised an eyebrow.
"Who is the girl?" He asked.
"How am I supposed to know that sir? That's your private
life," she said widening her eyes.
"You butt in my personal life all the time. You take
pleasure in making a mockery of my private style. I am sure you already got a
background check on her done," Arnav said rolling his eyes.
"You make me sound creepy," she said not too happy about his
words.
"What did you bribe the poor network engineer to get dirty
laundry on the supposed girl I am going on a date with?"
"You are mean," she said. He waggled his eyebrows with a wan
smile. She huffed.
"One kilogram of chocolate cake and offer to help him pick
the right present for his girlfriend. But that's not the point!" She said
banging her little fist on the table.
"What's the point then?" He asked.
"The point is that I am trying to protect you," she said
seriously.
"You?" Nod. "Protecting me?" Another nod. "You got to be
kidding me," he sniggered.
"No sir, really. See for example in this case," she pulled
out a folder and handed over to him. He
saw the photo of the girl he was supposedly meeting on the very first page. The
girl with a hot body and if dating famous men was a legitimate career, then she
was one of the best professionals.
"I need protecting from this?" He asked her his mouth hung
open.
"Obviously," she said.
"Pray tell why," he knew that he would be given most complex,
comprehensive and convoluted answer but he didn't care. It was utmost
entertaining.
"Your grandma wants you guys to meet by the poolside of a
restaurant. Since I know that you are shit scared of water…"
"I am not shit
scare!" He cut in.
"Yeah..yeah…whatever. So in case during the date if you are
about to fall into the pool, then ensure that you grab her too. Okay?" She said
seriously.
"Because it's romantic? And after she heroically saves me we
can have a sleazy item song sort of thing going on?" He asked her raising an
eyebrow.
"No. Because she will make an excellent floatation device."
She replied, again serious.
"Wha…?" He was stumped. She leaned over and said, "That's at
least 70% silicon."
He burst out laughing. She looked at him worriedly wondering
if 70% wasn't enough to save him out of water.
"You are…" he couldn't finish his thought and continued to
laugh.
"Will you remember what I said?" She asked him hopefully.
"I don't think I can ever forget it," he replied honestly.
"Okay, good. After this girl, there are more to come. Since I
finished primary analysis on this one, I thought we could go ahead with it."
"Hang on. There are more?" He asked smile dropping from his
handsome face.
"Obviously." She said.
"How many?" He asked sounding like a little boy lost in dark
alley.
"A dozen at least," she said happily. He swallowed.
"Now, we can go have a good lunch. Something that's fresh
and non-moving," she trilled grabbing her bag and walking out.
"You think you can reduce that number from a dozen to, say,
half a dozen?" He followed her lost puppy. Dating women wasn't something he was
looking forward to. But thanks to his grandmother he was in this silly
predicament. He knew she had enough influence over his grandma, which boggled
his mind in all honesty, which he could potentially abuse to his benefit.
"Hmm….nope."
"Please Khushi."
"Wow…but nah."
His latest headache had just begun. And the root cause for
it was walking in step with him.
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