Happy Birthday Chikni Chameli Aka Zee ❤️ - Page 2

*Looks at all the amazing long posts*.

Ah! I don't even know how to compare to them!

I just wanted to say that I love you Zee! You're finally in your 20s! Or 'double decades' as you would call them! 😆

It's not THAT old :D. It would've been nice if your wish had come true of a vampire biting you...but I guess it's too late now!

Anyways, I really hope you had an amazing birthday! It better had been just as amazing as you! Or else Pritt will be angry!

Oh wow, I forgot to say the most important thing...

Love you girl. <3

Happy Budday Zee 😳

Long Live Happily ..Have Fun And Stay Blessed...
And Dont Try To Scare Away New peeps From Your Language 🤓

Guess what? Dhanno dared me to write an OS on the Items for your birthday. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? Y'know when she said that I was like did Zee tell you to do this? she was like no.🤣🤣 Oh and it had to be of more than 1000 words. Arhh Dhanno I hate you for this. LOL no, not really. It was actually fun once I got the hang of it. I couldn't have done it without the help of Anjani and Zo. so a big fat thanks to them both.🤗 anyways, so here we go...

She giggled as everyone attacked the tray, but just then the doorbell rang and JB shouted, "That must be Dhanno! About time that Oldie showed up." Her mouth full of food.

CC shook her head and said, "JB give Dhanno a break, I hate to admit this but I am older than her." JB making a face said, "Well too bad, she still calls me Smiley."

Everyone shook their heads thinking, "Nothing can be done about these two."

Munni walked over to the door to let Dhanno in. When she opened the door she was met with a glass bottle being held out in front of her face and Dhanno peeking out from behind it.

JB had walked up behind Munni and asked, "Um, Dhanno... why do you have an empty bottle? There are drinks inside..."

"Ahh!" Dhanno muttered exasperatedly, walking in. "This isn't for drinking, my silly Smiley! This is for tonight... We're going to play Truth and Dare!" She announced the last part to the rest of the girls.

"YAY!" Shouted all the Item Girls in approval. Truth and Dare had become one of the Item's *thing*. It was the game most played by all of them. Each time all the Items were together they would play Truth and Dare, without fail.

"Can I go first? Please please pretty pleaseee..." JB fluttered her eyelashes and made an innocent face.

Dhanno shook her head indicating a no, bringing forward the glass bottle again. "This time this bottle will decide who goes!"

"Ok! Come on, girls." Dhanno ushered them all into a circle on the floor, placing the bottle in the center. "I'll spin this bottle and whoever the butt of the bottle points at will get to question the person at the other end!"

All the girls looked at each other in excitement, DG sequeled, "Spin it! Spin it!"

"Ok... Ready... Set... Go!" Dhanno spun the bottle.

Everyone watched intently as the bottle spun away, adrenaline and suspense creeping into them as they wondered who it would land on, what kind of dares would be given, and what truths would be revealed tonight.

"YES!" HJ screamed as the butt pointed towards her. She looked up mischievously at CM opposite to her and asked, "Truth... Or dare?"

"Truth...Duh" CM rolled her eyes at HJ.

"Ahh thats not fair CM. You always pick truth." JB squealed.

"Err hello! Its my choice, the word OR between Truth and Dare is there for a reason." CM said with a stern smile.

"She has got a point there." Munni says. "Okay fine, go ahead HJ, fire away a question, it better be good, something that puts her off from picking Truth again." JB says with an evil smile.

"Pfft, not happening." CM said with confidence.

"Okay guys, can I like ask the question already?" HJ said.

"I was just giving you some time to think of a really good question, jeez." JB mumbled.

"Okay, so is it true that..." HJ paused for a dramatic effect. "... actually, nah," She continued with a huge smile on her face. "What is that one question that you don't want anyone to ask you in this game?"

All the items signalled a thumb-up to HJ, while CM made a dead face.

"BAHAHAHAHAHA." JB laughed teasingly. "Ahh man I love you." She said to Halkat Jawani and sent her a flying kiss.

"Well... I wouldn't wanna express my views on love." CM answered.

"I can't wait till CM picks truth again." Paro said.

"Sweety, we all can't, right Items?" Said Challiya, while winking at all the Items.

All the Items nodded playfully.

"Ok, ok. Spin the bottle again, Dhanno!" CC squealed excitedly.

Dhanno reached forward and spun the bottle again, once again everyone watched intently as the bottle began to slow to a stop and finally landed on Munni. Everyone looked at JB as she was sitting opposite Munni.

Munni gave her an evil smile. "Truth or Dare?" She asked.

"Dare, give the best you got." Said JB.

Munni kept giving her an evil smile.

"Ahh, this ain't gonna be good." JB murmured.

"Jalebi, did ya say something?" Asked CM with a teasing tone in her voice.

"Uhm-uhm" Munni coughed. "Don't you guys wanna know what I've got in my mind for JB?" Munni winked.

"You bet we do." Chammak Challo spoke for the first time that night.

"Okay, so I dare you to do a prank call to CC's brother and be all flirty with him." Munni said leaving everyone shocked.

"Wha- Bu- Yo- I-- He--NO!" JB sputtered, just the idea of calling up a guy so late at night and flirting tainted her cheeks with bright pink.

"Ah-uh!" Munni said. "You picked dare, now fulfill your dare!"

"You know the rules." Said Paro. "C'mon, we're The Item Girls." She emphasised on the word Item.

"Guys, I would do it but..." JB quickly tried to come up with an excuse. "Oh yeah.." She continued with the first thing that came to her mind. "I don't have credit on my phone."

All the Items laughed at her excuse. "Really JB? Thats the best you could come up with?" Said DG.

"Anyways... thats no biggie, you can use one of us item's phone." Said CM with a sweet smile.

"Here you go!" CC held out her phone, her brother's number just waiting for JB to hit call. "And make it good!"

"But he'll know your phone number!" JB protested.

"Don't worry JB, my phone's set on private. He won't know who's calling!" CC said a matter of factly only to receive a glare from JB. "Hey! I was just helping you with your dare!" CC defended.

With a defeat sigh, JB held out her hand, "Ugh! Fine! Give me the damn phone."

"Put it on speaker!" DG shouted just as JB hit call.

All of them leaned in as the phone rung, waiting for Moe to answer with bated breaths.

"Hello..?" Came the groggy response from the other side. JB's eyes widened as she mouthed, "He was sleeping!" But all the girls urged her to go on since she had already called him.

Taking a deep breath JB spoke, "... Hiii handsome." She slurred into the phone.

"Um... Excuse me?!" Came the reply.

"No, no. Excuse meee." She answered. "I took so long to call you that you even forgot me."

"What the f**k!?!"

"Slow down, tiger. Let's take this slowly, ok?"

"There's nothing to take! Who the hell are you?!" Moe was wide awake and clearly pissed off right now.

"Oh come on, baby! Don't be like that." JB husked. "These past few days have been mind boggling for me... I just can't seem to get you off my mind!"

The not so silent stream of crass words caused the Items to giggle silently before he spoke again. "Look Miss Whoever The Hell You Are, I don't have time for your bullshit."

"But who's talking about bullshit? I'm trying to tell you about how much I love you!!"

"What crap!" Were the last words all the Items heard before the dial tone sounded signalling that he had hung up. And as if on cue all the Items fell over onto each into a fit of giggles while JB hid her burning face in her hands.

"I can't believe I just did that." JB muttered.

"Admit it, it was hilarious." Said Dhanno.

"Of course it was, for you guys." Pouted JB.

"It's called Karma." Said CM and stuck her tongue out at JB.

JB glared at her.

"Okay okay lets move on guys." Said Dhanno, pointing at the bottle. She spun the bottle once again. This time it stopped on Dhanno.

"Yay, its my turn." Said DG in excitement. "I pick Dare."

"She really is excited. She didn't even give Dhanno a chance to ask her." Paro shook her head at DG and laughed.

"Okay, so here you go." Dhanno grinned at all the Items. "Well..." She paused, causing everyone to stand on their toes. Figuratively of course since they were all sitting. "I dare you to bake a cake, sounds easy yeah? But thats not it." She smirked. "Bake a cake that looks like a guy's butt." She finished with an enormous smile on her face.

"What the hell. How am I supposed to know what a guy's ass looks like?" DG protested.

"Err DG you're a babysitter.You should know the shape, size and all about a guy's bum." JB said.

The items couldn't hold their laughter back. DG gave JB an angry stare.

"Bitch I don't check out babies asses." DG said, which just made the Items laugh even more.

"Well too bad, You know you gotta do it." Said Chammak Challo. "Might as well start."

"Ugh I hate you guys." DG frowned.

"We love you too." Shouted all the Items.

DG made her way to the kitchen, while the Items continued to laugh.

"Are we allowed to help her?" Asked Paro.

"No." Answered Paro with a stern face.

"Well the answer is a big fat NO." Said Dhanno with a smile showing all her teeth.

The Items kept calling out to DG asking her whether the cake was ready or not.

After about 40 minutes DG came back holding a covered plate in her hands. Everyone waited for her to take the lid off the plate.

"Hurry up DG, show us the cake already." Challiya said.

Desi Girl took the lid off and glanced up to see everyone's reaction. The Items looked at each other after seeing a perfect ass shape cake before them and broke into a loud laughter.

"WHAAATTT?" DG stared at the Items.

"Its perfect woman. Well done." Said Dhanno.

"Well jeez thanks." Said DG.

JB raised her eyebrows. and said "And she was like she doesn't know how a guy's ass looks like."

"Oh shut up JB. Don't you get dirty ideas in your mind." DG said.

"Hey! Who said I was thinking dirty? I was just wondering how you got the perfect shape missy." Said JB.

"Err.. You were raising your eyebrows at me." DG said.

"Yep that's an expression of wondering, isn't it? JB made a puppy face.

"Oh stop it you two. I wanna eat the cake." Said Challiya while licking her lips.

"Go ahead DG. Cut the cake." Said Munni.

DG tried not to notice the shape of the cake and started cutting it. She gave a piece to each Item girl.

"Lets enjoy the game with the cake." Said Dhanno. She was about to spin the bottle when JB interrupted her saying "Oldie don't we get a turn at spinning the bottle?"

"Sure Smiley, why not." Dhanno handed the bottle over to JB.

"Ready Items?" Asked JB.

Everyone was too busy eating the cake so they just nodded their heads. JB spun the bottle. It stopped at Chaliya. "Oh, this should be fun!" She said, looking at CC, who was sitting opposite her. "Truth or Dare?" She asked.

"Dare. Of course." answered CC.

"Is that so?" said Challiya. "Hmm..." she continued. "Alright I've got one. I dare you to make a recording of yourself, stripping your jumper off sexily and smiling at the camera. Oh and blow a kiss at the camera. THEN... Yes i'm not finished yet. Well either upload it on IF or Youtube. I'm giving you a choice. See how nice I am."

"Dude, doing a recording is fine... but uploading..." CC paused, and then smiled. "Actually, nevermind. I'll do it." She said.

"She is definitely up to something." Everyone thought.

CC did as she was told, while uploading the video on YouTube, She set the settings on private, in which only those with the link of the video could access it. The Items started to protest, just then CC shushed them and said. "Nuh-ah, I've done what I was supposed to do. Challiya never mentioned anything about the setting of the video."

"Damn you." Said Challiya. "But what are we Items for? We can spread the link." She winked at the Items.

"No, that would be cheating." CC argued.

"Okay okay fine, whatever." Challiya gave in and laughed at her own stupidity.

"Sure." Paro spun the bottle, and it stopped on JB.

"Aa-ha." She screamed in excitement. "Finally I get to torture Munni. So Munni, take your pick sweets."

"Dare... and I ain't scared." Munni said with confidence.

"I'm sure you ain't. Well lemmi share what I've got in my mind, yeah? I dare you to run all around this place in your undies." JB said.

"NO WAYS." Munni screamed.

"YES WAYS." JB yelled back.

"My sexy legs ain't for you guys to see." Munni said.

"Ah-uh! You picked dare, now fulfill your dare! Does this sound familiar? JB stuck her tongue out at Munni.

"C'mon Munni, up you get. Show us your sexy legs." CC winked at Munni.

Munni got up, took her jeans off and started running all around the place. while everyone cheered as anything. Munni ran as fast as she could, as if she was trying to get it over and done with quickly. after a few minutes she was back sitting in the circle of the items. She was blushing.

"Are you guys gonna keep staring at me or can we move on?" She glared at all the Items.

The Items laughed at her cuteness. Paro quickly passed the bottle to CC. CC spun the bottle and it spun and spun and spun, making everyone feel edgy. Finally it stopped at Paro. She looked up at Chammak Challo and raised her eyebrows.

"I pick Dare." Said Chammak Challo.

"Okay. So I dare you to wrap yourself up in toilet paper, take a picture and send it to the very first person in your contact list." Paro said.

"I'm not even gonna complain because in the end I'll have to do it anyways." Chammak Challo mumbled.

She wrapped herself in toilet paper, took a picture and typed up a message to the first person in her contact list, but she hit send with hesitation. The first person in her contact list was her several years long crush.

Trying to look unaffected, she sat back down in the circle.

Next, Munni spun the bottle. It stopped at Challiya. So once again it was CC's turn.

"Dare." CC picked.

"COOL. I dare you to eat a spoon of either mustard, soy sauce or hot sauce." Said Challiya.

CC picked hot sauce. after eating a spoon of it she drank water like she had never had it before. She wouldn't stop hissing due to the burning sensation. While the Items laughed at her, something they were all good at doing.

CM spun the bottle. It stopped at CC.

She gave a wide smile to Challiya as she said, "Revenge time sweety."

"Pfft, as if I'm scared. Dare it is." Said Challiya.

"I dare you to call Walmart and ask if you can use their dressing room to try on a bra you received as a gift." Said CC.

"Easy." said Challiya. She called Walmart. Some staff member answered the call.

"Hey! I was just wondering if I could use your dressing room to try on a bra I just received as a gift, it would be really helpful." Said Challiya.

"Excuse me?" came the man's voice.

"Oh you're excused." said Challiya sweetly.

"Stupid people." said the man and at that he ended the call.

"Haha. Done." Challiya winked at the Items, who were too busy laughing.

"I must admit his voice was pretty hot." said Challiya. "Lets gangrape him." she said.

"Bitch." said CC with a stern face.

"BAHAHAHAH." Challiya laughed like a maniac.

Challiya spun the bottle, this time it stopped at Desi Girl.

"Dare." Dhanno picked.

"I've got one. I dare you to ask the neighbours for a roll of toilet paper." DG said.

"Dude, its late. They would be sleeping." Dhanno complained.

"And I care because...?" DG asked.

"Arghh. Okay fine, lets go. You guys are coming with me right?" Dhanno asked with hope.

"Sure, we'll come. But we'll stand near our door." Answered DG.

The Items walked up to the door, Dhanno walked out and knocked on their neighbours door. A woman opened the door.

"Yes, can I help you?" the lady asked.

"Hey, yeah sorry to bother you this late, but erm... well I ran out of toilet paper, so could I borrow some from you?" Dhanno asked hesitantly.

The lady just stared at Dhanno, she looked like she was ready to attack Dhanno any minute for waking her up just for a roll of toilet paper.

"Okay, hold on." the lady said. She went inside. Dhanno ran to the Items.

"Omg, she is gonna kill me, I know it. She must have gone to get a knife." Dhanno yelled.

"Don't be stupid, go. She'll be back any minute." said DG.

The Items pushed her outside. Just then that lady came out with a roll of toilet paper. She handed it to Dhanno.

"Thank you so much. Goodnight." Dhanno smiled at her sweetly while the lady shut the door on her.

Dhanno ran back to the house, followed by the Items.

"Poor that lady. I must apologize to her tomorrow or she'll hate me for the rest of her life." said Dhanno.

DG spun the bottle, which stopped at Chandramukhi.

"Dare" HJ picked.

"Okay, well your dare is that you must ask one of us Items for permission to use the toilet for the rest of the night."

All the Items broke into a laughter.

"Serious?" asked HJ.

"Positive." answered CM.

Dhanno spun the bottle, and it stopped at Chammak Challo.

"TRUTH for sure." said Paro.

"Em, okay. Have you ever walked in your sleep?" asked Chammak Challo.

"Well yes, there was this one time when I walked in my sleep, I realized when I was sitting on the toilet seat. I got up, walked, opened my door, walked to the toilet, shut the door in my sleep." Paro answered.

"Woah. And you didn't bump into anything?" asked JB.

"Nope, not that I know anyways." said Paro.

"Guys, I gotta pee. May I go to the toilet?" asked HJ.

All the Items said no, just to annoy HJ.

"Guys, I'm sleepy. Lets call it a night yeah? asked Dhanno.

The Items nodded.

"What about me going to the toilet?" HJ glared at the Items.

Items shook their heads.

"AHHH!" HJ screamed in frustration.

"Okay okay go, we don't want a dirty carpet." said CC.

"You care about the carpet more than me?" asked HJ.

"Of course." said all the Items.

"I hate you guys." said HJ and ran to the toilet.

"We love you too." said the Items and laughed.

This continued all night, HJ getting tortured by the rest of the Items. But hey, they're the Items, what else can be expected from them?

I hope you liked it, Y'know what? you better like it. Feel special you're the first and last person I wrote an OS for. ;P

Edited all my posts. Lyla hurry up, can't wait till Zee sees this. ;P

Kaminis...i feel so talentless now 🤣

Originally posted by: hopehot

Kaminis...i feel so talentless now 🤣

y'all made VMs and everything 😳

This Chameli better give me her address so I can mail something to her

WHAT THE HELL!

Munni--You hv got your infor wrong, I hate Devdas...why would I seduce him? 🤣

I Actually Protect him for paro from all of you 😎

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Originally posted by: ..Bitch.Please.

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Originally posted by: hopehot

I do! 😳

I willingly gave him to paro

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