Happy Birthday Chikni Chameli Aka Zee ❤️

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Sadie

@..CountingStars

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Posted: 12 years ago

A Long time ago in a land far far away...

Munni stopped her Zandu Balm move and almost fell hearing the Great MSK's self-talks.

Munni: Maaan you forgot!

OMG You Ghajni HOW could you forget?! 😡 Imma kill you!

Paro, who was running around the corridors stopped and ran towards Munni, grabbing her arms and pushing her away. Maan grabbed the opportunity and legged it from there.

Paro to Munni: As if you didn't forget. 😳 Stop taking a dig at my Maanu's bemaari you Kamini!

Munni to Paro: Oh the Dramatic "Ish" lady got offended..it's true though..Ghajni Kahika

Paro to Munni: Ughhh I hate you Munni! 😡 you don't deserve to be called his Pankhi!

Munni to Paro: *almost chokes on her own fits of giggles* OYE! *Grabs Brij Bhai's talwar Next* Imma kill you now!

Paro: *prepares to run a marathon* you'll never catch me alive!

Just then, Jalebi Bai arrived at the scene to burst the bubble of both Munni & Paro.

Jalebi: Can you two just shut up? I don't even know what you're blabbering on about so I'm gonna you both!

Munni and Paro ran for their life while JB, Chased them. 😳

On the other side of the world..err house

Chandramukhi was busy seducing Paro's Devdas. 😲

Paro however, had hired the infamous Challiya to keep an eye on CM. Challiya saw Chandu Ki Bachchi seducing Devdas so she challiya-ed her way and found Paro running around as usual.

Paro stopped, Munni stopped, and JB Stopped as soon as the Khabri Challiya arrived.

Challiya: Paro! Paro! Dat Chandramukhi is busy seducing your man!😲

Paro:That witch!

Munni: OMG I can't stop laughing..Paro you just got owned

JB: Imma go and Hula-hoop ..can't take this Noutanki

Challiya: And I also saw Munna flirting with Halkat on dat new Fevicol song! 😲

Munni: YOU DID NOT!

Challiya: Oh yes I did 😎

Paro: Oh Yeah Oh Yeah I'm not the only one

Munni to Paro: You Ishtop your nonsense!😡 You should be pissed CM Is SEDUCING Your Drunkard Devdas!

Paro: Oh Yeah! Ughhh Imma kill CM now! 😡

Munni and Paro, along with Challiya, headed out to find Chandramukhi and Halkat Jawaani who were busy seducing and flirting!

On the other side of the world..err house

"Yeh Halkat Jawaani..Yeh Halkat Jawaani.."

Halkat was busy dancing to her item song while Chandramukhi was busy sweeping the floor with her signature move

Paro and Munni arrived there, with Challiya of course, and saw this.

And

Munni and Paro almost received a heart attack seeing the two Kaminis trying to seduce their guys.

Paro: Someone hold me, CM you Traitor!😭 You forgot our Dola Re Dola? 🥺Look at her playing the Helpless Bechaari..I Think I'm gonna faint

Munni: HALKAT JAWANI Teri Toh!😡 Ishtay away from my Munna!

Challiya was secretly enjoying all this, she notified all the bombs and VOILA!

All arrived to see the drama. 😳

Desi girl: OMG CM you sucha a player

CM: 😎 Shukriya (Thank You) *bowing down 3 times*

Dhanno: OMG Halkat what are you doing with Munni's Munna?

HJ: Playing Fevicol Fevicol with Munni's Munna ☺️

Munni heard HJ And marched towards her.

Munni: OYEEE!!

All jumped back, I mean Munni was so loud they freaked out!

Devdas and Munna were long gone..*SMH*

Munni: We're supposed to be planning the Bhudhi's birthday party but instead you Kaminis are busy seducing each other's men! 😡

Dhanno: Bhudhi..?

JB: The MOTHER HEN who else!

DG: Explain plej🤓

CM & Paro: The mother of all item Bombs..Duh😳

Challiya: MOTHER INDIA!

Munni slapped her forehead while HJ consoled her.

Munni: I don't wanna live..I'm done with you Bombs.

Paro: Chalo Acha Hai, Ja Mar Ja! 😡

All items giggled with Paro's outburst breaking the last piece of self-control Munni had in her. She grabbed the toy knife, and aimed it at her chest.

Munni: Mujhe Mar Jaane Do!

BAM!

Jalebi: OMG She's here!

All Items: Bhagooo!

Halkat slammed herself against the wall, rubbing her Jawani as she yelped in pain.

Munni toppled over the sofa as she screamed "Mummyyy my Ass!!!"

Chandramukhi swept the entire floor as she ran with her 150 Kilos Lengha screaming "Maar Daaala!"

JB & Dhanno got tangled amidst the flying curtains as they screamed their lungs out.

Paro & Desi Girl landed on top of Munni making them both Scream "MUMMY HER ASS!!"

The woman was here, humping her hips towards the Items.

Challiya: Ah at last the lady is here, must say she got you all this time 😎

Everything stopped for a moment...and then..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIKNI CHAMELI!!

All the items screamed their lungs out to cover up the fact that they were petrified likes shit a moment ago.

Chikni Chameli: Kyun, aren't I the biggest Kamini in the world?

Items:

🤣 🤣 🤣

Happy 20th Birthday Zee! <3

(Credit ~ Tumbler for the Gifs And Munni for the Creativity 😎🤣)

Edited by ..MissLonely.. - 12 years ago

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Lyla Khan

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Posted: 12 years ago

1) Her item name is Chikni Chameli😉

2) Calls herself Zaalim (Pffft!) 😆

3) Is my (Halkat Jawaani's) Telepathic Twinnny ❤️ LOL

4) Is an AWESOME FF writer 😉😃

5) Goes fida over Gurmeet Choudary (THUD*) and Ian Somerhalder☺️

6) Likes f**ked up men like Rishab f**king Kundra and Christian f**king Grey LMFAO!!

7) Loves to shop, of course😉😳

8) Is a very sweet and caring friend who's always there for you!🤗😳

9) Is very beautiful mashallah 😳 (Yup I have seen her😆 be jealous! haha)

10) Has just turned 20! xD

11) Is still a Rishbala shipper.. even now.. sigh* 😆

12) Drives a Mercedes Benz! 😲 em jealous*🤣 LMAO

13) She's Sadie's Twinnie too LOL😆

14) She is and forever will be a GURTIAN 😳⭐️

15) Hates copycats👍🏼

16) Loves Twilight😲 uff allah!🤣

17) and Edward the Blood sucking Vampire😆

18) LOVES to wear High heels😳😉

19) Wants to get bitten by a Vampire so she remains 19 forever🤣🤣 (Too late now Kamini🤣)

20) Is one of the bestessht people I ever met online😳😆🤗

WE ITEMS LOVE YOU ZEE!!! ❤️

Edited by Lyla.Khan - 12 years ago

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Posted: 12 years ago

A very very happy birthday..May god bless u with health,wealth and prosperity in ur life.

ZEE! Happy birthday girl! I hope it's just as amazing as you! :) Have a wonderful day. <3

Here are a couple siggies from me:

Happy birthday, may this day always be a special one to remember.May this year be your best ever.

I hope all your birthday dreams and wishes come true. Happy birthday

Heyy Zee

Wishing you a very Happy Birthday

Hope you have an awesome day and a wonderful year ahead

This is a small gift from my side to an amazing writer

Hi dear...Happy Birthday! Wishing u many many more! 😊 Hope u have a rocking fab bday! 🥳Wishing u all the happiness, sucess n may all ur dreams come true ! 🤗

Wish u mannyyy mannnyyy posperous n luver filled life luv u dear zee.

Hope you have a great birthday zee
May all tour wishes come true
Hope you have a fabulous year ahead of you
May Allah always bless you
Have a superb day, enjoy it loads

Zee!! Happy Birthday Yaar!! I hope you have a wonderful birthday!! Its totally your special day. I wish you tons of happiness and joy in this new year of your life...may you get all of your hearts desire😃 I miss you!! 🤗 and our funny gup-shup on Geet forum!! 😳

Happy Birthday Miss Zee

Hope U have a blessed birthday with many more to come

May you get all that u wish for and have an enjoyable day

A little something from my side to u on ur birthday

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1NRn8ws6HA[/YOUTUBE]

Edited by ..Bitch.Please. - 12 years ago

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871876

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Posted: 12 years ago

A surprise for the Items. ClickHere.

Dhanno, you better read it.😈

Sorry, I forgot to clean up.🤣🤣

Lemmi start off with the VM ;P

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoywnCR-u28[/YOUTUBE]

BAHAHA. I hope the name pronunciation is right. ;P

anyways....

A VERY VERY VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZEE<3

shall I sing? I think I should.

Happy Happy Happy Happy Birthday To You

Have A Happy Day Today

Everybody Here Wishes You A Happy Birthday

Have A Happy Day Today

Are You 1?

Are You 2?

Are You 3?

Are You 4?

Are You 5, 6, 7, Or Maybe More?

Jalebi Bai Wishes You A Happy Birthday With Lots Of Birthday Cards Through Your Door.

Yes bitch, I bought this card for you. ;P Temmi ur address and I shall post it.🤣Lemmi know if you can't read my handwriting.🤣

Happy Birthday.

Now...lets go down the memory lane shall we? ;P We met on February the 2nd. Its only been like 2 Months but it doesn't feel like that does it? LOL I randomly scrapped you, thanks to Mini's scrapbook.😆 and yeah then I added you, I'm not sure if I added you straight away. I think we scrapped first and then I added ya. ;P but anyways I'm glad I did that cuz I found a wonderful friend in you=D At first we just talked about FSG, and then I told ya about the Crossfire series and made you fall in love with GC. And after that you were like you are not telling me about any other book, cuz you had to study and all.🤣 LOL I shall make you read this really good book in ur summer break. I liked it. I guess you'll too. ;P and haha I remember when I told ya my age you were like you read those books?🤣 LOL. funny stuff. and then after a few days on February the 9th you invited me to the Item Girls CC.<3 Even tho the name JB was taken, you still let me have it.<3 For the first few days or even weeks I only chatted to you there but then slowly slowly the other items started to come too and yeah. I joined when it was #4 and now we've reached #9. All thanks to me😎 LOL jk. Ahaha LOL remember how at first I didn't even know who JB was. Well I always thought Kat was JB. Until I went on tumblr.🤣 Funny. I remember how at first we pretty much scrapped everyday and then I went inactive and you were like you got used to talking to me daily. LOL OH AND COULD YOU LIKE DELETE THOSE BUDDIES OF URS WHO AIN'T EVEN LOGGED IN SINCE I DONNO LAST YEAR. LOL I sent pm's to ur buddy list. took me 2 bloody days.🤣 and ARGGHH the 60 pm's per hour limit thingy is annoying as hell. like why does IF hate us so much?🤣 Maybe they think we'd spam thru pm's too.🤣 BAHAHA you should've seen Munni being all over confident about getting the 4th post right after I res for the msgs from ur buddies.🤣🤣 I beat her😎🤣🤣 I kinda felt bad afterwards. LOL Sorry Munni.😳 anyways and then you were the first one to share something big with me. thanks for trusting me. ;P and yes about that, like I keep saying don't let anybody effect you in any kinda way. stay strong. and don't waste ur tears on somebody who ain't worth it. smile away, you never know who might fall in love with ur beautiful smile ;) thehehe. Thanks to you i got to meet the other Items. I only knew Mini before. and then it was me who invited dhanno.😆 You're like the so crazy, you make the Items laugh with ur craziness. ;P Its like you're always on drugs. LOL. I swear our Item CC has some kinda magic to it, I always get all happy when I'm there. The only time I didn't was those few bad days, but you guys still made me smile with the concern you all have for me. I've really only seen you real upset once. and I don't EVER want to see you like that again. you get it? you better. I wasn't kidding when I said you're like a sister to me, cuz you really are. And sisters don't like seeing each other upset, no matter how much they bully each other. deep down they love each other. ;P even tho I love torturing ya, like I did thru my statuses I still love yah<3 so yeah. next time that certain somebody crosses ur mind, just start thinking about me and how sexy I am, and how much you love me.☺️🤣 Oh and yes another thing common between us is that we both eat like anything and still don't put on any weight.😎 highfive. ;P we can munch on food all the time and still not get fat.🤣 2 lucky bitches innet. ;P who made me watch MB? this crazy birthday girl did.😆 but I'm glad you forced me to watch it tho, cuz Its a must watch show. Omg my dad is watching MB right now, I can hear it. He is up to the heart breaking part. nooo :( geez how fast is he? I forgot to tell ya he stayed up till 2pm to watch MB with mom.🤣 weird. LOL a man so hooked to some serial, some indian serial. haha🤣 he really likes it.😆 Oh and yes now you know why I was asking about your brother's name.🤣 ;P btw did the OS make you laugh? I hope it did, cuz I wanted it to be real funny and all. I got my friends to read it, and they found it funny but I'm still not sure.😆 I just hope you like it. Took me ages to write the entire thing. Like I said before I couldn't have done it without the help of Zo and Anjani. Anjani is so damn good at writing I swear. ... anyways... I know that I can always rely on you, you were the very first person on IF to know about the past of my life. It feels like you can understand me, cuz you've been thru something similar. You're my bitch. ;) LOL. I use CC, Zee and Bitch don't I? but there's also Z channel.🤣 Haha. Oh and oldie. bahaha jk.🤣 thats just for Dhanno, she has a CR on it.😆 Btw did you end up doing a dance at 11:55 or something? cuz if ya did then you have to show me it. ;P Oh and bitch why did you delete the memo's on Munni's birthday thread? She gave me the link, I wanted to hear ur voice. but the YT thingy was removed. Which means you gotta do one for us now. ;P no excuses allowed. and you better make it quick and long. I shall be waiting =D ;P oh and yes YOU'RE NOT INNOCENT, YOU NEVER WERE. I so should've said this in the memo. damn.😆 oh well. Y'know I woke up early this morning, I wanted this thread to be ready by 12. but Munni was like she wants you to think she forgot ur birthday, something you did to her on her birthday. LOL. I should stop now. I still gotta make it colourful. and this is LONG. will take ages. So Happy Birthday Once Again. Oh btw how does it feel to be 20? ;P Haha i've still got 4 more years. I'm the third youngest in our crew right? ;P Yeah I think so. and you're the Mother hen of our crew.🤣 We're like a big happy family.<3 and haha how can I forget the truth/dare games? epic times<3 LOL the first ever dare of urs got me a warning from the Mods, shows how crazy this girl is doesn't it?🤣 but thats what we love about her<3 if theres anybody who doesn't know her, trust me you're missing out on a lot. ;P She'll bring a smile on ur face when you're down. she'll make you giggle. she'll be there for ya when you need somebody. and she'll also give you damn good advices. We've only known each other for what like 2 months? and we're already like bestfriends. this friendship of ours has a long way to go.<3

Now.....

Your Pressies.

You're gona love this. I know it.🤣

She is so pretty<3

Had to add something in Farsi didn't I? ;P

This is the same as the background picture in the VM above. ;P

Theres a few more that ain't done yet, so you gotta wait. Shall give em to ya ASAP. :) But I hope you like all these sigs. I wanted to do a lot more for your birthday, but ahh this is all I could do.

Oh and yes make sure you send me my piece of ur birthday cake. ;P

Oh and yes, forgot to give you ur birthday bumps.

*1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20.*

🤣🤣

Happy Birthdat Bitch.🤗 May you have many many many more. Wish you an outstanding and fabulous birthday.

May Everything Happy
And Everything Bright
Be Yours On Your Birthday
From Morning Till Night.
And Then Through The Year
May The Same Thing Hold True
So That Each Day Is Filled
With Life's Best Things For You!

This poem really sums up everything I want to say. :)

May God shower his blessings on you and your family. May you get lots of happiness and success and whatever you do in you life. Keep smling yeah. and yes don't forget that I'm here for you whenever you need me. Don't let some loser control you. I can't wait for that right one to come in ur life and make you feel special.

Rock this year.

Party hard. I don't really have to say this cuz I'm sure you will. ;P

Happy Birthday.

JB LOVES CC<3 Mwaahhh.🤗

Edited by ..Bitch.Please. - 12 years ago

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Sadie

@..CountingStars

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Posted: 12 years ago

Happy Birthday Twinnie🤗🤗🤗

First of all, I'm sorry i didn't wish you at 12Am even though you weren't exactly born at 12Am! 😳 Sanzy was counting and i was counting with her...just didn't wish you when clock hit 12Am at your place. I Got my revenge Muahahaha!! 🤣

Anyway.😆

Gosh...2 Years in a row And I'm Still Celebrating Your Birthday! 🥳😆 I still remember the first time we met and it all just began with you and me fighting for MSK..and it hasn't Changed much! 🤣 🤣

It's almost 2 years when we met but feels like such a long time! OMG Our Second Anniversary Is coming Soon... ☺️

I Honestly Didn't have much to give this time...I'm a Bekhaari..Poor little thing nowadays 😒🤣

And what's worse, I couldn't even send a gift to you via mail..Ameena lost your Addi the day your gift had arrived for me.. 🥺 Plej give this Bekhaari your address so when I'm rich I can send you something 😃 🤣

Anyhoo! I Made Gifuts Online, since I'm learning PS these days 😎😆

I Promish next year i'll have something better planned 😳😳

Gifts from Me~

I Had A Great Time Using Google Uncle for Uhm..some people..😆😳

Hope you Like Em Twinnie 😳 ☺️

And I Also Made A VM For You 🥳

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPg44eOIh9c[/YOUTUBE]

It Came out like shit as usual... 😒 but i really wanted to make A VM So i did! LMAO! 🤣

Happy Birthday Zee!

I love you sooo much! 🤗You know that right? ❤️ Laila Loves Her Majnu

Have a blast tonight! I know you will 🤣 and you're not really old even though I called you Bhudhi in the main post. Sorry you're SEMI-BUDHI 🤣 🤣

Don't kill me, I've yet to experience what it's like when you're 20 🤣

Love Youuu Zee! ❤️ ❤️

Edited by ..MissLonely.. - 12 years ago

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OldieDezard

@OldieDezard

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Posted: 12 years ago

HOLY SHIT!!! I can't believe its the bitch's birthday!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZEE

LOL I knew you weren't going to be a teenager for ever, no matter how much you thought you would be always young.

So HAPPY 2000th BIRTHDAYYY

I can't believe you are so old and still growing up!!! Brings tears to my eyes!!! I hope you keep growing up and up with old facial features!!! ;-)

Jokes Apart, I wish you the very best Birthday. I know you will have lots and lots of fun!!!

You are an awesome budhi girl!!! I am so glad we met!!! You are funny and cool and delusional with the way you think you own Gurmeer!!! LOL

I hope all your wishes come true and you succeed in life.

I hope you pass all your exams without any subjects killing you!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY

May The Devil Bless A Devil Like You

Edited by CrazyChasmish - 12 years ago

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Damini

@VarunKiBiwi

Sparkler

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Posted: 12 years ago

HAPPY BURRRFFFDDDAAAYYYY CHIKNI CHAMELI!!!! <333
May all your wishes come true.
And hope you had a BLAST!!!!!!
OMG! Your growning so old!! Hahhaha jaykay no your not!
Where do i start off?
Your an amazing person!
You are super sweet and a kamini!! not a small one but BIG ONE!!!! bahhaha!
Im so glad we met!
It was kinda awk to ask you can i join the items CC but you were super sweet and said of course i can join. 😳
I miss our convos cuz im so busy these days but for sure i will be active during the summer!
Love ya and hope you had a great day!!!

Edited by DaMiniiiii - 12 years ago

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Lyla Khan

@Echoesofpassion

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Posted: 12 years ago

Ohhh it's my TWINNY's Birthday!!!!!!!!!!🥳

Sorry lemme correct that lol..it's my TELEPATHIC twinny's budddayyy <3<3

My Chikni Chameli, Item bomb, telepathic twinny!! 😳🤗

WOW I have known you for over a year now eh 😉

and what a time we had, knowing each other a bit more each day😳

We have talked to each other about the randomest things! <3 in fact..we talk to each other about almost anything😳 I know I have shared A LOT of stuffss with ya that I prob wouldnt have shared with a lot of other people that are close to me. And we haven't even met! Yup that's how much trust we have between us 🤗

Soo someone turned 20 huh! 😉 you're not in the "teen" group anymore LOL! 🤣while I still got a couple more months to enjoy muwahahaha! 🤣lmfao what a kamini I am eh 🤣🤣

One thing's fo suure though! No matter how old you are on your birthday, you don't think shitss about no one else arrright?😆 you live your day to the FULLEST 😃 and treat it like your last!😛 Dance like a monkey and eat like a pig😆, it's yo effin birthday girl! 😉 Live it upp ⭐️

I really really hope you liked the thread! 😳

Although Sadiee and Sanzy put more effort <3 all the items collaborated it for ya! Don't worry jee I haven't forgotten that special birthday vm 😉 It'll be belated, but it'll be here😆

Once again HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY my love!❤️ I love you kamini! Muahhh! <33 Hugs and Kisses* Xoxo

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Edit: here's my belated voice memo🤣

Edited by Lyla.Khan - 12 years ago

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Challiya Bitch !! ;) !!

@-BlushaLicious-

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Posted: 12 years ago

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!! ☺️ !!

OMG Cant Believe Your 20 NOW !! 😲 !!

Have A Blast And Enjoy !! 🤗 !!

And No !! Your Not Getting Old !! 😳 !!

And Remember - Kick The Eff Outta Everyone Cuz Its Your Day !! 😎 !!

Have Lots Of Fun Wiw Your Family And Friends !! 🤗 !!

Edited by -BlushaLicious- - 12 years ago

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-Mrs.MSK-

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Posted: 12 years ago

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Moi On 2nd Page for my Zalims Birthday 😔

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Happy Birthday Zalim ! <3

WhoahoOhOO its Your Birthday Today

Time to Have a Bath 🤣

Have a Great Great Birthday and may all your dreams and wishes come true 🤗!

On ur bday i wanna tell you that you are an absolute absolute Darling Mixedup with Zalimness😈🤣 It has been great knowing you and really lucky enough to be your friend. You have this quality in you of making people smile with your words.. my heartiest wishes to a very special person and this lovely day of hers, with loads and loads of love wishing you a super Super CC wala Happy Birthday 😆, Have a smashing,blasting year ahead! Love you soo much <3 🤗 mwahhh! ❤️

once again A Very Happy Birthday.🤗

Happy Birthday Scraps, Happy Birthday Graphics for Orkut, Myspace

Lots and lots of Hugs and Kisses from 🤗

Thushy Maan Singh Khurana 😳❤️😎

P.s : I cannot leave this Place without giving you any gifts..well i really got no time to do something special for u 😔 So here moi giving my Hubbys Pic you can drool over whole day 😆😆