funny shayri & jokes - Page 107

I just watched the uncut version of Scarface. It's called Face. 🤣

Sorry, I can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish died. Maybe next time.

I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, "I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else." And I said, "I am."

When you start to hate someone , everything they do begins to annoy you .. them : "*Cough*" you: "OOOHHH MY GOOODDD " 🤣

i have no sympathy. i point and laugh. 🤣

I wish there was a pen that could copy and paste. 🤣

That moment when someone hates on you. Bitch, my mom thinks I'm amazing. 😆😆 🤣

Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"