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Hello_kitta

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Posted: 11 years ago

Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yestarday.

Husband: Why? Darling.

Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to cook"

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Hello_kitta

@Hello_kitta

IF-Rockerz

Posted: 11 years ago

Ek Ladka phool lekar Ladki k pass gaya.

Ladki ne use KISS kar liya, W0 GHABRA kar BHAGA to Ladkhi ne puckha Kya Hua?

Ladka: Guldasta lene ja rha hun

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Hello_kitta

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IF-Rockerz

Posted: 11 years ago

Wow said the granddaughter: Thanks granny, I didn't know you even had a farm & all this wealth! Where is it?

Grandma replies: on 'Facebook'

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Hello_kitta

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IF-Rockerz

Posted: 11 years ago

Girl : whn i cry no1 sees my tears
Whn im woried no1 sees my pain,
Whn im hapy no1 sees my smile
But Sala 1 Ladke ke saath ghumo to sari duniya dekh leti hai.

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Hello_kitta

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IF-Rockerz

Posted: 11 years ago

How did Newton Die?

He died after watching South Indian Movies Coz, He Cudnt bear Rajnikant Breaking All D Law Of Physics which he made!

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