Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke?
Joke. Joke. Joookkke.
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Joke. Joke. Joookkke.
Harry's wife says, "Harry, do these jeans make my ass look like the side of the house?" He says, "No, our house isn't blue."
Two Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy Shit it's hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy Shit... A talking muffin!"
A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
hahhahahhhahahahha 🤣🤣🤣Originally posted by: ..MissBindaas..
When you start to hate someone , everything they do begins to annoy you .. them : "*Cough*" you: "OOOHHH MY GOOODDD " 🤣
Originally posted by: Princess_Saniaa
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.
well duh 🤔 you are dead 😳🤣🤣.🤣🤣
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