funny shayri & jokes - Page 105

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go"

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up

I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once.

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing – that's why we recommend it daily

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research