Screw all my questions. I'll just give you a brief description of a very esteemed member here. All you have to do is identify who the member is, alright? I'll call him 'Loony-Bin-Level-X' for now. Yup, that's one clue right there. It's a him:
Once upon a time, there was an ugly, furry, wart-infested mole who lived a 100 feet underground. Like all moles, he was beady-eyed and spent his life in pitch black darkness. This mole, however, was the outcome of a freak scientific experiment on cross-breeding various species. Loony-Bin-Level-X, it so happens, was a fugly, nightmarish hybrid between a regular mole and Robert De Niro from Cape Fear. In short, these are his overlying traits:
- Poorly wired brain, with an even worse ability to construct two simple sentences together without sounding like a verbally challenged kid
- Attention wh**e. He wants attention, and when he doesn't get it, constructs MIDs and pursues female members of BS by either chatting 'em up incessantly or pretending to be a harmless stupidus maximus.
- Loony-Bin-Level-X warns people about not giving their personal info on an open forum, but shoves his dirt-infested and clawed foot in his own mouth by posting his own Fug Mug as his AV.
- Loony-Bin-Level-X claims he is a dentist or what have you. However, he spends more time here than in his own 'clinic' and spends precious hours trying to chat you and --ania-- up in your MOTW.
- Loony-Bin-Level-X has gone to the extent of completely harassing a regular here. Almost everyone in BS knows it now, but you don't (yet), which is why I'm playing this little 'identify this backside of an elephant' game with you.
So yeah. Tell me who this member is. You're a clever gal, so you'll be vigilant (hopefully) from now on. If you get this one, then sab maaf hai if you don't answer my kachrapatti questions 😆
TC and be safe!
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