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Originally posted by: Omnipotent_Taco
Oh, the sane one from BB4 is in the hot seat 😆 One of my fave members even though I haven't bumped into her since forever. You're in demand and I'm sure people will be bombarding you with their questions, so here's my set of seven before the rest come-a-callin':
2. You're appointed by all animals and animal lovers of the earth to skin alive the fur fiends of high fashion. Name the people from BS you would want in your mini army to get the job done, and the roles you would assign to them.
As far as my observation goes, you, Dexter and RTH have a soft spot for animals ...animals more so than humans, which is why I officially recruit the three of you to my mini army of PETA skinners in my personal unregulated Chinese farm of fur fiends. Here are some of the steps to guide you through skinning people alive: (Authentic human skin to be used as a rug for your pet dog or hoof protectors for your cattle or whathaveyou.)
Here goes the procedure:
Before skinning them alive, they will be pulled from their houses and thrown to the ground in the middle of the street in broad daylight for everyone to see by Dexter;
Her fellow PETA skinners, pinkfreud and RTH along with a bunch of their assembled pals will bludgeon them fur fiends with metal rods or slam them on hard surfaces, causing broken bones and convulsions but not always immediate death.
Others (wat-up, Billa, ania, Rits, shak, etc.) cheer and whoop "Go, Dexter" as she makes her way down the row.
Next procedure is to flip them onto their backs or hang them up by their legs, whichever method soothes yall's soul. RTH can do the honors for this one.
Cut the skin starting from their leg and if they kick and writhe, tighten the rope so that they can't move --- pinkfreud
Stomp on their necks and heads if they struggle too hard to allow a clean cut -- Dexter
After pinkfreud finally peels off their skin over their heads, she can throw their naked, bloody bodies into a pile of those fur fiends who have gone before them.
Some are still alive, breathing in ragged gasps because their hearts still beat for five to ten minutes after they are skinned. Dexter's job is to keep an eye on the heap of carcasses so that the ones with enough strength to lift their bloodied heads can be given one last "finishing touch" so that they can meet their maker.
Moral of the story: Don't wear fur.
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