After my previous post, Direct Link the conversation b/w ASR's shirt & Khushi's blouse, I just couldn't resist making another one about his bluetooth & her payal. I hope u guys like it. Here goes.
Backstory:
Khushi's payal & Asr's bluetooth had fallen in love with one another while they were living in the same drawer during the time when Asr had confiscated the payal. However, just like their respective owners, they never confessed their love.
The following conversation takes place when khushi has once agin misplaced her payal & both she & ASr r going thorough this hatred phase.
BT ( smirking): tum se sara din aur saari raat chipakke rehne ke baad khushi ke paair ko kuch dair ke liye rahat milegi chum chum!!!
K's payal ( annoyed): huh! raahat to Asr aur unke kaan, dono ko mili hogi aapse!! Aap bhi kuch kam nahi chipakke rehte hai unke kaan se. ( thinkhing : chewing gum kahi ka😆).
(* note : chewing gum is equivalent to either Laad Governor or Raaksha, take ur pick.)
Payal : aur ye chum chum kya laga rakha hai. Humara naam payal hai.
BT : Ghar mein ek Payal enough hai' khushi ki behen. Tumhe bhi payal bulaya to bhohot confusion hogi. Iss liye meine faislaa kiya hai ki tumhe ab se chum chum bulaonga. Kyu any pboblem? (smirking nastily here).
Payal ( fuming): agar hum chum chum hai to aap chewing gum ho aur iss naam se aapko koi problem ho ya na ho, hame koi farak nahi parta!!!!
BT ( so angry now that it should have been renamed redtooth!!🤣): tum apne aak ko samahjti kya ho?? tum jaisi choti cheez ki jagah neeche hi hai!!!
payal ( so upset, she's fit t be tied ( no pun intended)): Hum nahi, aap chote hai!!!!
BT (confused) : er, mein chote nahi, Asr chote hai. Tum bhool gayi kya?
Payal ( screams in frustration): mera matlab hai ki aap CHOTE hai, soch, aur size dono mein!!!! Aur sirf aap hi nahi. wo ASR bhi ( soch mein, seize mein nahi!!!🤣). Usne harame saath kya nahi kiya. Pehle to anniversary wale din jab hum khushi se bichar gaye to hame waapis karne ke bajaye uhnone hame kidnap kar liya. Phir aapke saath ek drawer mein rehne par majoor kiya ( here i'm assuming that ASR keeps his bluetooth in a drawer). Itne din aapke saath rahne ke baad hume laaga ki shaayad aap bhi''. kher rehne dijiye. Aur phir bina bataye hame phir se drawer se nikaal kar khushi ke paair mein bandh diya''
All this while bluetooth was listening with his mike ( mouth) open & let go of some of his anger. By now payal is so upset that in her anger she did literally pop one of her tiny bells ( read blood vessel).
Payal ( i pain) : OUCH!!!
BT ( can't help feel her pain): chum chum, tum theek ho??
payal ( still upset ); aapko isse kya farad parta hai?
BT ( like owner, like accessory) ; mujhe farad parta hai dammit kyou ki mein''
Just then Khushi enters the room looking for her lost payal. She finds it lying on the floor & picks it up to put in on. As she's leaving the room she sees Asr's bluetooth laying on the edge of the table. She gently caresses it ( as it's a part of Asr that she can touch ) & pushes it further back on the table.
BT ( thinking) : tum nahi jaanti chum chum ke tumhe takleef mein dekh ke mere battery ( read heart) ko kitni chot pohuchti hai'..
payal ( thinking) : aap nahi jaante bluetoothji ke aapke iss bartaav se harami chunchanahat ( read saansein) ko kitni takleef pochuchti hai.
Kya kaan aur paair ke beech ka ye faasla kabhi kam ho payega???
I guess u'll just have to keep watching the show!!!
Thanks for reading another one of my nonsensical post. Do like & comment
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