A Conversation b/w ASR's shirt & Khushi's blouse.

Asr's shirt (really angry) : Dekho, tumhari Khushi ne mera kya haal kar diya!!!!!

Khushi's blouse : Kya?? Usne aap ko bhi phaar dala. (Thinking: lagta hai kal raat ASR ko aur phir DM ko phaarne ke baad, Khushi ne kapdo pe gussa nikalne ki thaani hai)

Asr's shirt (still shouting): Haan!! pehle mere owner ko phaarti hai aur phir mujhe. Aisa bilkul nahi chalega, samjhi tum.

Khusi's blouse ( getting angry now): Arre!!! aap mujhpe kyo chilla rate hai. Isme meri kya galtihai. Aur waise bhi, aapke ke ASR ne to hamari Khushi ke kam kapde nahi phare. Yaad hai jab unhone uska dupaata phaara aur phie new yrs. par uski kammez...

Asr's shirt interrupting her( turning red from white with anger🤣): Chup!!! agar iss ghar mein aur mere cupboard mein rehna hai to tum apni aukaad mein raho!!! Mein acchi tarah se jaanta hoon tum jaise blouse...

Khushi's blouse interrupting him ( so angry, she's ready to blow her top🤣) : Kya!!!!! aap apane aapko samajhte kya hai????? Humne to socha tha ke hame seene ke baad Khushi aapki bhi seelayi kar degi, lekin aap jaise shirts to seeliya ke kabil bhi nahi!!!!!! Aur jaha tak aapke saath cupboard mein rehne ka sawaal hai to sun lijiye, ke hum Khushi ke saat poolside pe aajse rahege!!!

Both Asr's shirt & khushi's blouse are heaving in anger. But he still can't take his buttons ( eyes) off her slender cut & short sleeves & neither is she able to overlook his masculine cut & ripped ( i wish i could write abdomen here) sleeves.

Asr's shirt : Ek aur baat. Tumhari Khushi ne sirf mujhe chuahi hi hani par mujhe pehna bhi... lekin tum?? tum Asr ke paas jaane ki bhi mat soochna ( jealousy???😕) warna mein tumhari behen petticoat ko is cupboard se nikaal doonga!!!

Khushi's blouse ( shocked): nafrat karte hain hum aapse!! DM se yahi prathna karte hai ki Khushi aapke ke saare khaandaan ko phaar de ( this includes all the shirts, pants, underwear, socks, ties, & handkerchiefs).

While both are staring at each other, Khushi enters the room & after folding the blouse, puts it in the cupboard & then calmly picks up the torn shirt, takes a look at it & decides that Asr's & his shirt can go to hell... she's not mending it!!!!!

And the war continues!!!!!

OK i got this stupid conversation out of my mind now. Thanks for reading

Saba

Edit: I also posted another conversation, this time b/w his bluetooth & her payal. Check it out Direct Link

I guess this was bound to happen. Asr & khushi are such passionate & dynamic personalities that their accessories would also reflect their characters ( if they weren't inanimate objects, that is LOL)