WEEKLY BULLETIN OF DEK
(For jaigarh, devgarh and Dekisthan) ----- 3rd edition Amma wins Oscar award for best nautanki dramebaazWHO worried for increasing health issues in Dekistan
Dekistan(IF source): janta of Dekistan are facing threat from new diseases which is more dangerous than HIV ,Cancer ; it is called 'akashmania'. Anyone can get this diseases but Udaylaria patient are more prone to it. Person who is suffering from this condition will show symptoms like irritation, nausea, vomiting and severe headache which compel them to bang their head against wall. The main cause for this is Akash uncle; whenever he comes in sight of Udaylaria patient and Dekistan janta they lose their sanity and peace of our provinces is disturbed. They show even violent criminal tendencies against CVS .Symptoms are worst when Akash is near Manyata.
Infact WHO has recommended some solution to tackle this problem. Following are the suggestions -
1- Send akash's parents proposals of many Girls specially whom you'll hate the most ,so that uncle is married before he is more old.
2- Tell the aliens to kidnap him next time instead of udayveer.
3- Gift him Harry potter's cloak so that he remains invisible forever.
4- Send him as participant of reality shows like survivor India, or best will be'veena ka vivah'.
5- Call his wife Arushi from 'Pratigya' and tell her to take him away with her.
If our readers want to give their suggestion to deal with this problem, then their most welcomed. The person who will give appropriate solution will receive ' BHARAT RATNA'. Kindly email your suggestion on our website given below.
Weather report
Poll of the week
When our prince udayveer looks hotter
a- When he is angry?
b- When he gives his evil smirk?
c- When he is on dance floor?
d- When he says haan nahi toh?
Sms your option and send 78787
Last week poll result- 99% of people have voted for 'udayveer' so our editor has sent request to Maharaja Griraj on your behalf to change the name of prince from udaybeer to udayveer on his birth certificate.
Puzzle of the week
How akash entered the palace in spite of tight security?
Ans to previous puzzle ' rapchandus means hot sizzling and sexyand the winner who sent us correct answer wins dance date with uday in Manyata's barat dance club.
Glamour news
'Romeo Juliet play' declared as hit by critics.
On the occasion of new year celebration 'Romeo Juliet play' was presented by Manyata and company, where akash and princess manyata were playing lead role. Princess told our reporter thar her sister jaynandini was supposed to play lead role , but last moment it was cancelled because she ate 'Doulcolex tablets'(this tablets are used for treatment of constipation) by mistake instead of popcorns which gave her diarrhea .
Sport news
Royal servants participated in 'padyatra' around chawl under Manyata's leadership.
Manyata was joined by her servants and bodyguards in 'padyatra' around chawl on Monday. When our reporter asked rajkumari's bodyguard about this 'padyatra' he replied " actual reason for this was to engage our self in some sort of exercise. As you know our Rajkumari is always concerned for our health and fitness, that's why she encourage as to participate in events like marathon, march pass or if such events are not there then she often abscond from palace or mall so we can run behind to catch her and exercise our muscles. We love her so much"
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