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Hellotomylife
Hellotomylife @Hellotomylife IF-Dazzler
Anniversary 13 Group Promotion 3 Networker 2
Posted: 12 years ago
Philosophy of Student:

Kabhi sochte hai aaj Parhenge,
Kabhi sochte hai kal Parhenge,
Phir sochte hain jab exams ayenge tab Parhen gy.
Aur jab exam aate hai,
To kahte hai, "Ab kya KhaaK Parhen gy" :p
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Hellotomylife
Hellotomylife @Hellotomylife IF-Dazzler
Anniversary 13 Group Promotion 3 Networker 2
Posted: 12 years ago
A management student hugs a girl..
girl: what is this?
Boy: direct marketing.
*girl slaps the boy*
Boy: what is this?
Girl: customer feed back!
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Hellotomylife
Hellotomylife @Hellotomylife IF-Dazzler
Anniversary 13 Group Promotion 3 Networker 2
Posted: 12 years ago
Girl: Papa 1 Larka bar bar 'I Love U' bolta ha,

kiya karun?

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Father: Beta us se shadi kr le,

Zindagi mein agr dubara bol de to mera Naam badal dena :O :p
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Hellotomylife
Hellotomylife @Hellotomylife IF-Dazzler
Anniversary 13 Group Promotion 3 Networker 2
Posted: 12 years ago
FLIRTING LINES :)
Girl- I Don't Like The Way U Keep Staring At Me.. :@ :@
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Boy- But I Like The Way U Notice Me Doing That.. ;-)
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Hellotomylife
Hellotomylife @Hellotomylife IF-Dazzler
Anniversary 13 Group Promotion 3 Networker 2
Posted: 12 years ago
? Facebook Addict ?

Teacher : Where is your homework?

Student : I Uploaded in Facebook , and tagged you .. ! :D :P
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Hellotomylife
Hellotomylife @Hellotomylife IF-Dazzler
Anniversary 13 Group Promotion 3 Networker 2
Posted: 12 years ago
Boy called FM radio & said: I found a walet wid 15000 & id of Mr. Willson

RJ: U wanna return d wallet?
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BOY:no i wana dedicate him a saD song =D
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Hellotomylife
Hellotomylife @Hellotomylife IF-Dazzler
Anniversary 13 Group Promotion 3 Networker 2
Posted: 12 years ago
What Is Another Painful Sentence Other Than
'I Hate U'

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I Finished Studying,U Finished?

Hurts A Lot. 
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Hellotomylife
Hellotomylife @Hellotomylife IF-Dazzler
Anniversary 13 Group Promotion 3 Networker 2
Posted: 12 years ago
Teacher:

Class Main Larai Kyon Nahin Karni Chahiey ..

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Student:

Kyon K ..

Pata Nahin Exam Main Kis K Peechay Baithna Par Jaye? :P :P
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Hellotomylife
Hellotomylife @Hellotomylife IF-Dazzler
Anniversary 13 Group Promotion 3 Networker 2
Posted: 12 years ago
Girl:
Barish ki Bundo me teri Yaad ati hai,?
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Sawan k Mausam me teri Yaad ati hai,!
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Boy: Haan Haan kamini mujhey yaad hai teri chatri Wapis Deni hai.. :P :D
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manishkumar
manishkumar @manishkumar Newbie
Posted: 12 years ago
nice joke..

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