FISHY FISH : When she takes over yo' life.

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Neha

@Awesome.Sauce

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+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

Heyy Ghayal atmaaon...😳

Its me again. Ahan* The Raapchik Rambler.😆

So how many casualities we have afta' today's epi??😳

ermmm...dun' know about' here...buh there will be a casuality real soon in GEET....*toh bolo bolo kaun hai woh*?? yes..yes..ji you got it right...our very own SASHA MACHLI...( okeyy dun' gimme that luk now...she DOES have a FISH FACE...when she ahem* is in her so called -PLANNING Mode..😆😆😆😆.

anyways ! Lemme js stop my rantin' on Ms. Machli n' start the topic..😳

This one is DEDICATED TO Ms. Machli 😳 as a Token of our LOWWWWWWWWWWE fo' her.😳

This post will focus of WHAT a Machli can do to you ? and HOW can you get rid of this praani when she takes over yo' life.😳

Read on.😳FIVE steps to the FISH-FREE life😳

STEP #1 :Listen to her not-so-happening life issues.

Ms. machli :...AND then he threw me in the WATER ?? CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

Ms. Chuimui: Yea TOTALLY...😆

STEP#2 :Let her know your dil-ki-baat via LETTER 😳

Ms. Chuimui: Reads off ....

"IN THE DEDICATION TO MACHLI JI:

(gaane ke bol hein) : " Aye bachu"

"Aye machli...tu sunle

munde maan ka yeh order

chup kar ke band kar tu

apna yeh thakela recorder..."😳

STEP#3 : Prepare a "DRAMATIC" play to Entertain her . Make sure that you INCLUDE her SPECIAL TALENTS and CAPABLITIES in the script to make her HAPPY.😳

Munda Maan: m Ignoring you.

Chuimui : *Sulkin* Js because i dunt entertain you by makin' Fantastic fish faces like HER .🥱*Hurt muh*

Step#4: BE Straight-forward. DONT (I repeat DONT) say anything not-so-admirable while facin' her. LOOK STRAIGHT UP AT THE FRONT (Offcourse in the opposite direction of where she's standin" ) . Simply cuz yu may throw up on her face when asked some really SCARY questions like THIS.

Ms. Machli: " Donchya' wish yo' girlfriend was HAWT like me? Huh..Donchya??...DOUNCHYA??"

Munda maan : Ermmmmmmmmm Phshhhhhh...like ...NO...🤢

and lastly....

STEP#5: Get a TAVEEZ for yourself. It will protect you from the "bura saaya" of such species .😳

" IS mahaan taveez ki keemat tum kya jaanon machli raani

Buri nazar se bachata hai yeh taaveez

Machhli ko bhagata hai yeh taaveez..." - OM SHANTI OM. (SATYA VACHAN)😳

This is it fo' now guys.😉

Have an AWESOME -SAFE weekend.😳...n' next time you see a FISH...you know what to do.😆😆RIGHT??

Much Love😳

Neha.😃

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Neha

@Awesome.Sauce

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Posted: 15 years ago

Ermmmmmmmmmmm...WOW...😆

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Gagori Chatterjee

@jyoti06

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+ 8

Posted: 15 years ago

Oye Neha how r u dearrr🤗...Wonderful post as usual..your picture captions r always so hilarious..see giving me another laughter attack🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...I just love each and every step of yours..mayb my hubby should read it now😉😆,..very creative👏...Maan's gestures in each and every picture is just priceless na😳..he is like an inspiration for all the upcoming bosses I guess😉😆😆...

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Neha

@Awesome.Sauce

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+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: jyoti06
Oye Neha how r u dearrr🤗...Wonderful post as usual..your picture captions r always so hilarious..see giving me another laughter attack🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...I just love each and every step of yours..mayb my hubby should read it now😉😆,..very creative👏...Maan's gestures in each and every picture is just priceless na😳..he is like an inspiration for all the upcoming bosses I guess😉😆😆...

Eeppppppppppppppppppp...Jo..*SQUISHIEST HUG*...😳😳🤗🤗🤗🤗 FINALLY someone found my post "comment-worthy"😆😆😆😆😆n' it has to be YOU.😃No wonder i LOVE ya.😳

lolx...yo' hubby?? hein ji??? kya woh lisi FISH se pareshaan hein...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

yey..girl. maan is js MAAN...HE IS THE MAN*in bharti iishtyle*

This guy neva' fails to amaze me with his actin' skills eh!!! totally DROOLWORTHY i tell ya.😳

n' WHAT EYES??😲😲....hahahaha....mera boss aisa ho toh bas ho gaya kaam...😆😆i'll be a DEAD AND GONE CASE on the first day of ma job...😆😆😆

thanks for replyin' jo...

yew r the sweetest.😳

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nishi

@nishi_I-fian

Inactive

+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

u made my day dear......ur post is jst maha hilarious...........thanx for d tips.............i'll try all of them.....sachi

The song u included.....is outstanding..............luv ur post.....

Wat iz sd price of tht taveez......actually i want it for my sweetest geet.........bcoz she's always affected by tht fish......n her plans.....

Edited by geet06 - 15 years ago

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Neha

@Awesome.Sauce

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: geet06
u made my day dear......ur post is jst maha hilarious...........thanx for d tips.............i'll try all of them.....sachi

The song u included.....is outstanding..............luv ur post.....

Thankyou sooooooooo much geet.😳Glad you liked my post.😳

Plz feel free to add to it if you want.😳

lolx.....i think everyone have a FISH in their life...😆😆😆😆😆😆

Hope this will make yo' life much more easier...😆😆

luv

neha.

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Lali

@.lali.

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+ 3

Posted: 15 years ago

this is awesomely fantastically great! lol i cant stop laughing thank u soo much for making my day.. now i full prepared to face any machli i dont mind sasha the machli rani too lol.

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Neha

@Awesome.Sauce

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+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: .Lali
this is awesomely fantastically great! lol i cant stop laughing thank u soo much for making my day.. now i full prepared to face any machli i dont mind sasha the machli rani too lol.

😳Thanks lali.

😆😆😆Gosh...was my post motivational or wa??😆😆😆

Glad you liked it.😳

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Gagori Chatterjee

@jyoti06

Alumni

+ 8

Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: *mesweet neha*
Eeppppppppppppppppppp...Jo..*SQUISHIEST HUG*...😳😳🤗🤗🤗🤗 FINALLY someone found my post "comment-worthy"😆😆😆😆😆n' it has to be YOU.😃No wonder i LOVE ya.😳

lolx...yo' hubby?? hein ji??? kya woh lisi FISH se pareshaan hein...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

yey..girl. maan is js MAAN...HE IS THE MAN*in bharti iishtyle*

This guy neva' fails to amaze me with his actin' skills eh!!! totally DROOLWORTHY i tell ya.😳

n' WHAT EYES??😲😲....hahahaha....mera boss aisa ho toh bas ho gaya kaam...😆😆i'll be a DEAD AND GONE CASE on the first day of ma job...😆😆😆

thanks for replyin' jo...

yew r the sweetest.😳

Neha the forum is so active that within seconds your post can go to 3rd-4th page yaar😆😆...trust me your post is fantastic with right amount of humour👏👏👏..mayb many hv not noticed it only😳...arre it seems all my bichde hue behens r meeting me in this forum😆🤗...

Well my hubby too is surrounded by many Sasha type girls in office na😉..so he might need this advice of yours for future reference😉😆😆...and I wish I had a boss like Maan😍..Then I would hv made those silly mistakes regularly in my office just to see that angry hot face of my boss😍😍😍😍😍😉😆

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-RushTrip-

@-RushTrip-

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+ 4

Posted: 15 years ago

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wow...what an awesome post...

absolute...thriller...
loved it...
so when's the next episode being aired? can i have the best seats in the house? will bring my own popcorn i promise!