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Heyy Ghayal atmaaon...😳
Its me again. Ahan* The Raapchik Rambler.😆
So how many casualities we have afta' today's epi??😳
ermmm...dun' know about' here...buh there will be a casuality real soon in GEET....*toh bolo bolo kaun hai woh*?? yes..yes..ji you got it right...our very own SASHA MACHLI...( okeyy dun' gimme that luk now...she DOES have a FISH FACE...when she ahem* is in her so called -PLANNING Mode..😆😆😆😆.
anyways ! Lemme js stop my rantin' on Ms. Machli n' start the topic..😳
This one is DEDICATED TO Ms. Machli 😳 as a Token of our LOWWWWWWWWWWE fo' her.😳
This post will focus of WHAT a Machli can do to you ? and HOW can you get rid of this praani when she takes over yo' life.😳
Read on.😳FIVE steps to the FISH-FREE life😳
STEP #1 :Listen to her not-so-happening life issues.
Ms. machli :...AND then he threw me in the WATER ?? CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
Ms. Chuimui: Yea TOTALLY...😆
STEP#2 :Let her know your dil-ki-baat via LETTER 😳
Ms. Chuimui: Reads off ....
"IN THE DEDICATION TO MACHLI JI:
(gaane ke bol hein) : " Aye bachu"
"Aye machli...tu sunle
munde maan ka yeh order
chup kar ke band kar tu
apna yeh thakela recorder..."😳
STEP#3 : Prepare a "DRAMATIC" play to Entertain her . Make sure that you INCLUDE her SPECIAL TALENTS and CAPABLITIES in the script to make her HAPPY.😳
Munda Maan: m Ignoring you.
Chuimui : *Sulkin* Js because i dunt entertain you by makin' Fantastic fish faces like HER .🥱*Hurt muh*
Step#4: BE Straight-forward. DONT (I repeat DONT) say anything not-so-admirable while facin' her. LOOK STRAIGHT UP AT THE FRONT (Offcourse in the opposite direction of where she's standin" ) . Simply cuz yu may throw up on her face when asked some really SCARY questions like THIS.
Ms. Machli: " Donchya' wish yo' girlfriend was HAWT like me? Huh..Donchya??...DOUNCHYA??"
Munda maan : Ermmmmmmmmm Phshhhhhh...like ...NO...🤢
and lastly....
STEP#5: Get a TAVEEZ for yourself. It will protect you from the "bura saaya" of such species .😳
" IS mahaan taveez ki keemat tum kya jaanon machli raani
Buri nazar se bachata hai yeh taaveez
Machhli ko bhagata hai yeh taaveez..." - OM SHANTI OM. (SATYA VACHAN)😳
This is it fo' now guys.😉
Have an AWESOME -SAFE weekend.😳...n' next time you see a FISH...you know what to do.😆😆RIGHT??
Much Love😳
Neha.😃
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