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Sabse masoom dhamki
Jab chor chori karke ghar se bhaag raha tha, tab bachcha jaag gaya aur bola, "Mera school bag bhi le ja KAMINEY warna" mummy ko jaga dunga."
Santa asked a girl walking in the street -
Aapne pehchana mujhe?
Girl - Not at all!
Santa - Are main wahi hoon jise aapne parson bhi nahi pehchana tha.
Kya Zamana Aaya Hain
Idea waalo ne had kar di, bade poster mein ek ladki rakh di, aur kehte hai
SIRF 10 PAISE MEIN LAGE RAHO POORI RAAT
SIRF 10 PAISE MEIN LAGE RAHO POORI RAAT
Teacher asking students to call all women Mother
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere dady ka bigad jayega.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere dady ka bigad jayega.
Arjun
Cricket
