Funny Shayari - Page 6

Originally posted by: Ritz016

Mar gaya sher jisne burger khaya tha....
Mar gaya sher jisne burger khaya tha....
toota mila darwaza...
...toh samajhna....DAYA aaya tha.....!!!! 🤣

DAYA k thappad ki goonj se ude paanchhi yaha waha....
DAYA k thappad ki goonj se ude paanchhi yaha waha....
....ACP ne pucha - " Aakhir ye laash gayi kaha??? 😲

Traffic mein bajana chahiye horn...
Traffic mein bajana chahiye horn...
ACP pradyuman ne kaha - " Aakhir ye khooni hai kaun??"
Sawal sunkar sab hue maun
Sawal sunkar sab hue maun..
Lekin Abhijeet ne kaha...
Lekin Abhijeet ne kaha - " Sir khooni ka naam hai "DON" !!!👏

Jal jaati hai aag, bachti sirf raakh hai...
Jal jaati hai aag, bachti sirf raakh hai...

....ACP Pradyuman ne kaha - " Lagta hai DAYA, ye khooni bahot chalakh hai....!!! 😆😉

Dekho bachho ye hamare ghar ki gali hai...
Dekho bachho ye hamare ghar ki gali hai...
.... ACP ne kaha - " DAYA goli isi pistol se chali hai....!!! 😉😛

Zamane ne hume na kuch shikayat hai na gila hai...
Zamane se hume na kuch shikayat hai na gila hai...

...." Sir jaldi aayiye yahan pe kuch mila hai"

kabhi kisi ne kisi se saccha pyaar kiya hoga...

wah wah 👏 👏

kabhi kisi ne kisi se saccha pyaar kiya hoga

ACP sahab body ko dekh ke lagta hai kisi ne peeche se vaar kiya hoga...!!! 😆

Apne hume dekha toh hum sharmaye

wah wah

Apne hume dekha toh hum sharmaye

Daya pakdo use vo bhagne na paye ! 😆 😊

tere bin main yu kaise jiya
wah wah! 👏
tere bin main yu kaise jiya
acp pradyuman says-
"agar khoon tumne nahi kia to kisne kiya" 😲

chai k sath khari bhi bikti he....

chai k sath khari bhi bikti he....👏

ACP pradyuman says:

daya, ye baat itni sidhi nahi, jitni dikti hai !!! 🤣

Football Fever -
Pass kare Ronaldo...
Goal kare Rooney....
wah wah....👏 👏
Pass kare Ronaldo...
Goal kare Rooney...
....DAYA, ABHIJEET wo raha KHOONI !!!! 😆 😆

dil ka katl karne waali ki saanso me milegi tujhe panaah kaha se.....

dil ka katl karne waali ki saanso me milegi tujhe panaah kaha se.....👏

magar Daya khuni aaya to aaya kaha se....? 😲

IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aa raha hai...!
wah wah....!!!
IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aa raha hai...!
....12 saal se DAYA ek hi Qualis chala raha hai !!! 😉

Baba Ramdev kehte hain roj khao KAJU,BADAM AUR PISTA,

WAH WAH...👏 👏

Baba Ramdev kehte hain roj khao KAJU,BADAM AUR PISTA,

ACP ne kaha, DAYA mobile company se pata lagao yeh Number hain KISKA...? 🤣

Originally posted by: shreela

nice work truely!😆👍🏼

^now a days MTv is lliking CID alot in almost all In fond memory they have a line for cid ACP telling daya to dfind out this,that.Mtv is liking cid alot

Originally posted by: Panchi-fanRamya

guys yesterday mornin i ws just goin through channels fr songs. thr i stopped on MTV Kickass mornings. in the bottom they were showin "IN FOND MEMORY OF THE WATER ISSUE" or smtn like that. all wer funny jokes n i ws surprised 2 see ACP Pradyuman n Daya thr. i mean someone had sent a joke 2 MTV wich ws smtn like this "ACP Pradyuman on Bursting pipes - Daya pataa lagao paani kahaan jaa raha hai"
CID MTV tak reach ho gayya 😆

Originally posted by: vs-kmh

nahi main koi official writer nahi hoo . maine to yu hi shauk ke taur per likhna suru kiya tha. thanks ki aap logo ko itna pasand aaya. mere fun centre ka link

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/cid/1370316/puja-cid-fun-centre-funny-story-last-part-update

kya aap logo ne ye notic kiya ki sturday ke cid episode me fredi ne kuch funny shyri kahi. mujhe lagta hai ki wo humare is section se hints lekar banayeegayee thi.