puja cid fun centre- Funny story last part update

Ek mujrim ke ghar per:-

1^st ? cha gyee hai, cha gayee hai, madhoshi cha gayee hai.

2^nd ? are gana gana band kar, CID ki team aa gayee hai.

1^st ? to pehle ye darwaza to band kar kya yu hi khula chod dega.

2^nd ? chahe jitane bhi tale lga le DAYA darwaza tod dega.

2^nd ? idhar jaau ki udhar jaau, CID se bachkar kidhar jaau.

Kahin aisa na ho ki pakda jaau or brekfast me DAYA ke thappad khau.

1^st ? tujhe jaana hai to ja, main nahi jaaunga,

yahin rehkar dekhna CID ki band bajaunga.

2^nd ? sun ek advice deta hoo ise dimag me baitha lena.

Jab inspector DAYA samne aaye to apne dono gaal chupa lena.

Naya naya tha wo is field me isliye ban raha tha sher.

DAYA ne aisa thappad mara, wahin ho gaya dher.

Hosh me aaya to dost ne puch

Ab pata chala kyun CID se itna darte hai hum

Ek baar khaaya to samajh me aaya, DAYA ke thappad me hai bada

DUM.

Mumbai ki ek building me mili ek ladki ki lash.

CID team pahuchi waha karne katil ki talash.

ACP - is ujre chaman me ek din phool zaroor khilega.

dhayan se dekho DAYA kuch na kuch Zaroor milega.

Itane me ek or FREDI chilaya.

Sir mujhe yahan per kuch nazar aaya.

Abhi-garami ke mausam me jaise thandi hawao ne chua hai.

Sir lagth hai khun isi chaku se hua hai.

Daya-lagta hai boss apna ban gaya kaam.

isper mil jaaye shayad anguligo ke nishaan.

ACP-ab khade khade yahaa gappe mat ladao.

Is lash or chaku ko forensic lekar jao.

Lash ko lekar ABHIJEET forensic pahucha.

wahan Dr.TARIKA ko dekh uska dil zor se Dharka.

TARIKA ko dekh ABHIJEET muskuraya .

ACP ne ghoora to use hosh aaya.

ACP-bahut ho chukka shor ab koi meethi taan sunaoo.

khoon kaise hua SALUNKHE pehle ye Batao.

SALU-batata hu ACP yahi to kaam humaara hai.

Is ladki ko khooni ne is chaku se hi mara hai.

DAYA-jangal jangal baat chali hai pata chala hai.

Us chaku per kya koi fingurprint mila hai.

SALU-sab kuch main hi batau kuch khud to boojhe.

Is bare me mujshe nahi Dr. TARIKA se pucho.

ABHI-bus Dr. SALUNKE ab ehassaan mat jataiye.

haan to TARIKA ji ab aap bataiye.

TAR-chupke chupke humare dil me payarr ke phool khile hai.

Is chaku pe mujhe kuch Fingureprints mile hai.

ABHI-wah Dr.TARIKA aapne to kamal kar diya.

dekha Dr. SALUNKE ,mujrim ka bura haal Kar diya.

ACP-sir me dard ho to disprin khaiye.

DAYA, ABHIJEET mujhe khooni har haal me chahiye.

DAYA & ABHI-ye dosti hum nahi todege.

todenge dum magar khooni ko na chodenge.

Tarika huyee pareshaan sunkar unka ye gana.

kahin shuru na ho jaye inke beech DOSTANA.

VIVEK-hum kisi se kum nahi hai, ye humara nara hai.

sir maine pata kiya hai is ladki ka Naam sara hai.

TASHA-gadi bula rahi thi siti baja rahi thi.

us raat ye apne ghar per parti mana rahi thi.

VIVEK-case solve hone per dekhenge movie hum tum or ghost.

parti me maujood the iske chaar dost.

ACP-ab khade khade yahaa mera dimaag mat khao.

jaldi se charo ko beuro lekar aao.

Dosto ke beech me thi ek ladki.

DAYA ke liye jisne kholi apna dil ki khidki.

Daya ne laga rakha tha no entry ka board.

Muskura kar dekh rahi thi jab bhi wo uski or.

ACP ? are DAYA ye kya scene hai?

Char ko bulaya tha ye to sirf teen hai.

DAYA ? shayad usko humara nyota nahi bhaya.

Isliye sir wo chautha dost nahi aaya.

ABHI ? koi baat nahi DAYA abhi usko bhula dete hai.

Pehle ye jo teen hai unjke fingerprints mila lete hai.

LADKI ? kuch to log kahenge, logo ko kehne dijiye.

Aap bus muje bacha lijiye, baki ko rahne dijiye.

DAYA ? bahut ho gaya natak ab mujhpe dore mat daliye.

Jakar us machine per apne dono haanth daliye.

VIVEK ? humne ghar choda hai, rasmo ko toda hai.

Sir is machine per to bus no matching display ho raha hai.

ACP ? nazro se nazare, dil se dil milte hai.

DAYA, ABHIJEET hum us chauthe dost ke ghar chalte hai.

Us dost ke ghar ka darwaza tha band

ACP sir ko ye scene aaya nahi pasand

ACP ? dil ke andar gusse ka umar raha samandar hai.

ABHIJEET lagta hai khooni isi ghar ke andar hai.

Bahoot kar liya intzar ab intezar chod do.

Dekh kya rahe ho DAYA darwaza tod do.

Andar jakar dekha, khali tha pura ghar,

DAYA ne idhar talaash kiya, aakhir munna gaya kidhar.

FREDI ? jiske bina aaj soona CID ka jahaan hai.

Sir idhar aaiye wo munna to yahaan hai.

DAYA ? are are kahan chale mere munna bhole bhale.

Bahut pareshan kiya hume ab zara thappad to kha le.

Dabbe me dabba, dabbe me khargosh,

DAYA ne tappad mara munna behosh

Thodi der baad jab hosh me aaya,

ACP ke pairo me girkar chillaya.

Mujhe bacha lijiye, mujhe bacha lijiye.

Main sab kuch such such bataunga, pehle ise huta lijiye.

FREDI ? are ye munna to ACP sir ke pairo me gira gaya.

Bechara munna DAYA sir se kitana dar gaya.

VIVEK ? haan FREDI sir to bus apni wife se darte hai.

FREDI ? VIVEK aisi baatein sabke samne nahi kiya karte hai.

MUNNA ? he bhagwan, dubara kabhi DAYA sir ka thappad na khau

Agar aap logo ka ho gaya to main aage batau.

May ke baad aata hai June, maine hi kiya hai sara ka khoon.

Main kya karta sir, wo ziddi badi thi,

Agale mahine meri shaadi hai or wo mere piche padi thi.

ACP ? bhul jao tum agle mahine hone wali shaadi.

Ab ya to tumhe jail hogi ya phir fansi.

Awesome yaar, just excellent!👏👏👍🏼😎 oh my stomach is still paining!🤣