Part 5
Its 6:30pm. All r still in dat room wid KD saying dat all vl cook food for Banga-Vats n force them to eat. Samar called JJ to inform him dat other buddies arrived n told him of der further plan. Piddhi said excitedly, "Nawab Sahab, Banga k liye aapne aur Juhi kya intejaam kiya hai shahi swagat k liye jara hume b dikhaiye na."
"Haan haan jarur. Aap sab chaliye humaare saath," said Samar wid a smile.
HiMa brought der friends to d hall. All were appreciating d arrangements by moving here n there. Bobby accidently steps where d oil is poured n slips only to be caught by Piddhi in his arms 4m falling. They smile n stare @ each other lost into each other's eyes wid 'Kaho Na Kaho' playing in d background. D other buddies notice dis n smiles in wonder.
"Arey wah Piddhi! How romantic?" Ranveer teased him.
AmBy came out of der trance getn embarassed n stood up straight. They lukd @ each other n then d others. Bobby was shocked while Piddhi was disappointed.
"Kya Ranveer, itna accha romantic moment kharab kar diya mera," said Piddhi sadly.
"Abey chuhe, hum yaha Banga aur Vats ki pungi bajaane aaye hai," said Bobby annoying wid others laughing while Piddhi sulking.
Just then Vats cell which is wid Samar rings. Samar takes Vats cell. He sees d caller's name as Banga n gets puzzled.
"Ye kya? Banga Janab ka call," said Samar astonishing shocking evry1.
"Ab hum sab kya kare?" asked Panchi.
"Hum sab nahi Vats karenge," said Samar.
Scene shifts to Vats struggling against his bonds unsuccessfully while Banga on d other side is getn irritated. JJ is peeping in his cabin thru a small opening. Vats is still struggling wen d Junglees enter much to his shock. He gets angry n struggles even more. They surround him. Samar comes to him n pulls d tape off his mouth.
"Tum sab yaha kya kar rahe ho? Main tum sabko nahi chhodunga," Vats yelled.
"Shhh," said Samar hushing Vats by putting a finger on his lips n continued in an calm voice, "Janab, aap aaram farmaiye. Jyaada chillayenge to aapka BP high ho jaayega. Banga Janab ka call hai aapke cell par aur aap unse normally baat karenge jaise kuch b nahi hua hai."
"Main Sir ko sab bata dunga," said Vats annoyingly.
"Haan haan, shauk se bata de sab Banga ko. U Bloody Banga Ka Chamcha par tune aisa kiya to tere aur tere Banga Sir Sir k saath hum kya karenge tu soch b nahi sakta hai," said Bobby wid a smirk.
"Jaldi se call attend karo aur normally baat karo nahi to aapke Banga Sir aapse bahot naaraaz ho jaayenge," taunted Juhi.
Samar pressed d answer button n kept it on loudspeaker. Banga's voice was heard. He struck his head wid his palm n whispered, "Baat kijiye aur haan, koi chalaaki nahi."
"Hello Sir, " answered Vats reluctantly.
"Stupid, idiot, tum itni der se call q nahi utha rahe the? Aur tum school q nahi aaye ab tak?" yelled Banga.
"I am so sorry, Sir. Vo kya hai na aapka file nahi mil raha tha aur main apna cell hall me rakh diya aur main aapke upparwale room me file dhund raha tha to udhar tak aane me time laga," replied Vats normally due to fear.
"Accha, tum vahi ruko. Main 8 baje tak aa jaunga taxi se," said Banga.
"Ji Sir," said Vats.
"Accha ye batao Samar ne apna kaam kiya ki nahi?" asked Banga wid an evil laugh.
D Junglees were getn angry on hearing dat n they balled der palms into fists. JJ also got angry. HiMa lukd @ each other sadly for a moment.
"Nahi Sir, ab tak nahi. Bas karne hi wala hai," said Vats.
Samar was abt to slap him but Juhi catches his hand signalling him to control himself. She leaves his hand.
"Well, aaj in 2 losers se hume chhutkaara mil jaayega. Kal us chipkali Kiya ko hume target karna hai," said Banga in an evil tone.
"Chipkali tu, chipkali tera khandaan," said Kiya in a low but angry voice losing her cool wid others signalling her to be quiet.
"Haan jarur, Sir," said Vats.
"Kiya khudko bahot badi heroine samajhti hai. Muje double cross kar k Junglees k team me chali gayi aur khud 1 Junglee ban gayi," said Banga angrily.
"U...," Kiya was abt to say sumthn by raising her voice in anger but KD keeps his hand on her mouth 4m behind to stop her 4m speaking. She turns her head to meet his eyes n they stared for a couple of seconds. 'IWL' song plays in d background.
"Kiya, shaant raho. Control urself," whispered KD in her ear n Kiya nodded. KD removes his hand off her mouth.
"Haan Sir, vo to hai. Kiya ne sabse chhupakar Jaitley ki madad b ki thi Keshav ko jail se baahar nikaalne me," said Vats.
"Accha, tum in dono ko sambhaalo aur Samar ka Juhi ko khatam karte huve 1 video le lo qki main live show miss karungi," said Banga laughing evilly making d 9 Junglees even more angrier n hung up.
Samar too hung up. JJ was very shocked as well as angry. He said to d camera, "Muje mere Jokers k saath milkar Banga aur Vats ko sabak sikhaana hi padega."
"I am sorry, guys," apologized Kiya for speaking in between.
"Its okay, " said others in unison.
Samar taped back Vat's mouth n slapped him hard before leaving d room wid others n shutting d door. They went to kitchen n grabbed chocolates 4m d fridge n got to cooking. Samar got a call 4m JJ. He pressed d answer button n kept it on loudspeaker.
"Hello Sir," said Samar.
"Samar, maine abhi Banga ko Vats se baat karte huve suna," said JJ.
"Sir, humne Vats Janab ko Banga Janab se normally baat karne k liye force kiya," said Samar.
"Abhi 7 baje hai jab Samar ki memory actual me vapas aanewali thi. Banga ne kaha ki vo 8 baje tak aayega," said Juhi.
"Tum sab kya kar rahe ho?" asked JJ.
"Hum Banga aur Vats k liye shahi bhojan banaane jaa rahe hai," said Panchi n asked, "Aap kab aa rahe hai hume join karne k liye?"
"Main Banga ko follow karke aaunga bina uske pata chale," said JJ.
"Sir, aaj to hum Banga aur Vats ko gaad daalenge, faad daalenge, ukhaad daalenge. Dono k mother-sister 2gthr kar denge," said Piddhi.
JJ n others laughed heartily.
"Jarur Piddhi jarur. Aakhir unhe pata b to chale ki un dono ne kin logo se panga liya hai," said JJ wid a laugh.
"Aaj hum un dono ki aisi pungi bajaayenge jo chahkar b kabhi nahi bhoolenge," said Ranveer.
"Okay, all d best, Jokers. Tum sab ready raho," said JJ n hung up.
All finished eating der chocolates.
"Panchi, aur chocolate chaiye tuje?" asked Ranveer wid a smile wid RaHi music playing in d background.
"Nahi N..Ranveer, muje jab chahiye rahega to main bata dungi," replied Panchi wid a smile. She abt to say Nonu accidently but stopped.
Koi Naa Jaane Kitho Aaye Hai Tu
Sab De Dilon Vich Ho Gayi Kukdakoo
Koi Naa Jaane Kittho Aaye Hai Tu
Sab De Dilon Vich Ho Gayi Kukdakoo
Enna Sona, Enna Cool, Munda Enna Wonderful
Ennu Vekhe Je Kudiya Toh Kehndi
O My God
O My God
O My God
Haan Munda Sab Mein Sab Ton Best
Munda Better Than The Rest
Ennu Vekhe Ke Munde Toh Kehnde
O My God
O Seena 6 Biscut Da
O Munda 6 Foot Da
O Dheere Dheere Karda Dhamaal Sa
O Munda Kukkad Kamaal Da
O Munda Kukkad Kamaal Da
O Kudiya Te Ho Jaayegi Fact
O Di Chaal Da, Kukkad Kamaal Da
O Munda Kukkad Kamaal Da
O Munda Kukkad Kamaal Da
O Bando Mein Banda Perfect Bemisaal Sa
Kukkad Kamaal Da
Koi Naa Jaane Kittho Aaye Hai Tu
Sab De Dilon Vich Ho Gayi Kukdakoo
Koi Naa Jaane Kittho Aaye Hai Tu
Sab De Dilon Vich Ho Gayi Kukdakoo
Tu Te Hoya Hai Sab Di Misaal Sohneya
Tu Te Chamke Bann Ankhaan Vich Star Sohneya
Ho Tu Te Lagg Bada Hi Tip-Top Beliya
Tu Te Aaye Pe Dooje Full-Stop Beliya
Dil Daude Ittar-Uttar
Dhadkan Vi Tittar-Bittar
Ho Munda Angdaayi Jado Maar Da
O Munda Kukkad Kamaal Da
O Munda Kukkad Kamaal Da
O Kudiya Te Ho Jaayegi Flat
O Di Chaal Da, Kukkad Kamaal Da
O Munda Kukkad Kamaal Da
O Munda Kukkad Kamaal Da
O Bando Mein Banda Perfect Bemisaal Sa
Kukkad Kamaal Da
D Junglees started cutting d vegetables wid Kukkad song playing in d background. Samar shocking others wid him cutting vegetables in super speed. KD put boiler(patila) on d gas stove. He n others put d chopped onions, tomatoes, chillies dat were too much, cabbage, cauliflower, corianders, capsicums, beans, bottle-gourds(lauki) n bitter-gourds(karela). Juhi was abt to put a bowl of salt but Samar stopped her as it may fall on her bruised wrists n sting her. He puts a bowl of salt himself in d boiler n laughs. Bobby puts 2 bowls of cooking masala in d vegetables n laughs. Piddhi emptied half container of red-chilli powder in d vegetables n laughs crazily. Panchi puts a bowl of black-pepper powder in d boiler n laughs giving a hi-five to Ranveer. Juhi puts a bowl of oil in it n laughs. Ranveer puts 4 raw eggs in it widout removing d shell n laughs. Kiya empties half bottle of ketchup in it n laughs. KD puts a bowl of turmeric in it n laughs. Samar stirs d spatula in d boiler while other luks on. D food got ready @ 7:40 pm.
"Banga Janab aur Vats Janab k liye shahi bhojan taiyaar hai," said Samar wid a laugh wid others joining him in laughing. Kukkad song ends.
KD gets a call 4m JJ. KD picks it up n puts it on loudspeaker.
"Hello Sir, shahi bhojan ready ho gaya hai," said KD.
"Jokers, main tum sabko ye bataane k liye call kiya tha ki Banga school se nikal chukka hai aur taxi k liye khada baahar hai. Main use apne car me follow kar k aa jaaunga," said JJ.
"Abhi hum Banga aur Vats k beech Juhi Sahiba k liye huve video k thru aag lagaayenge jisse hume aur jyaada maza aa jaayega," said Samar.
"Par Banga ko video send kaun karega?" asked JJ.
"Main send karungi. Mera cell dual sim hai to main mere doosre number se karungi jo sirf hum buddies ko pata hai," said Juhi.
"Good idea," said JJ happily, "Tum sab shahi bhojan k saath saath shahi sharbat b taiyaar karo. Teacher's Day party aur camping tripwala shahi sharbat nahi."
"Vo to humaare paas hai hi nahi abhi," said Piddhi.
"Acchi baat hai. Banga ko taxi mil gayi aur main abhi apne car me jaa raha hu. Juhi tum Banga ko jaldi video send karo. All d best my dear Junglees," said JJ n hung up.
Juhi send Banga d video. Banga received n got very pissed off.
"Vats ki itni himmat. Main use nahi chhodunga," Banga yelled angrily enuf for d driver to luk back for a second in shock.
"Nahi nahi, aapko nahi. Aap taxi chalaate rahiye," said Banga.
D Junglees now r making shahi sharbat by pouring water, orange juice n lemon juice in a jug. They added red-chilli powder, sugar, salt, masala, black-pepper powder, turmeric n ketchup to it. Golmaal whistle music was playing in d background while they were making shahi sharbat.
Banga calls Vats in anger. Samar picks it up n puts it on loudspeaker but none speaks a word. Banga gets irritated.
"U stupid, idiot, moron, tumhaari itni himmat ki tumne mere baare me mere peeth peeche itna ulta-seedha kaha. Main tumhe nahi chhodunga. Tumhaari RA ki position sab mere vajah se hai aur tumne mere ehsaano ka ye sila diya," yelled Banga in d taxi while d Junglees were smiling victoriously.
Samar cuts d call n laughs heartily wid others.
"Tumhaari itni himmat ki tumne bina kuch bole mera call cut kiya, mera call," Banga said irritating n hung up.
They told JJ abt wat hpnd just now. JJ was very pleased n said dat they vl reaching in 10 minutes so they sud be ready wid der plans to which d Junglees agreed.
They went to d hall to check d arrangements. Juhi again put glue on d sofa as it was drying up. They gathered plastic bag containing marbles dat HiMa collected in d kitchen. They also gathered eggs, tomatoes, squeegy ketchup bottles, pepper-sprays, water-colour guns dat other buddies brought wid them. They told JJ dat they r ready who told them dat they vl b reaching within 5 mins. D buddies reminded JJ to come thru back door to which he agreed. D buddies were now waiting for JJ as well as Banga wid a smile on der faces.
Edited by angel_juhi04 - 12 years ago
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