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|| Exclusive Initiative By The Bajao Duos Ash and Kriti ||
*Happy Birthday Ishu (Black Label) and Akshi (Brandy)*
Surprise # 2
Ishu- SugarCubes
Akshi - dmg_mjht_d3_rox
-->>>> Ab TERA KyA Hogaa KalliYYaaa <<<----
behno aur unke bhaiyon !!! esi knsi befisool praani he jo 11 bje ke baad bed pe kudti hain aur bechare bed ka kattal krti he aur uski samaye as a multi tasker apne bechare abla bhai ka khoon choosti he ?? batao bataooo...
sahi sochhaa !!! esi zalimm ladki aaj tak iss duniya me paida nhi hui he so guess krne ke taufe kisiko nhi milne wale hain 😆
its none other thaN Ghareluu jhagdeluu faad-deluu (:P) Ishita !!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣...
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What Do Scientific Researches State about Ishita Gupta?
According to well-known scientists ( Newton ko specially zinda karwaya he ispe research krne ke lie aur unke so called PROOFS dene ke lie 🤣🤣 ( me Newton ki kyu baja rhi hun btw? 🤓.. oh forget it.. dazz my natural talent 🤣) ), thw following things have been discovered abt Ishu :
::>> baaki saari senses isme bhari padi hain but common sense isme kabhi nhi aa sakti 🤣🤣
::>> iska HELLO kabhi nhi sudhar sakta 🤣
::>> ye kabhi padai ke 'P' tak bhi nhi pohonch sakti 🤣
::>> iske knee se bhi upar wale kapde ye kabhi bhi pehen na band nhi kar saktii 🤣
::>> ye apne self-obssessed-panti se kabhi baaz nhi ayegi 🤣
::>> ye sirf kha sakti he.. bana nhi sakti 🤣🤣
::>> ye iss saal ki sabse badi manhus he 🤣🤣
as stated by Newton- har cheez ka proof hona chahie behena/bhai log 😆
toh apun kese peeche hategi 😆.. toh chalo KritAsh special proofs lene 🤣🤣
- LAck Of CommOn SenSe
iss ladki me common sense rattibhar ki bhi nhi payi jaa aakti he 🤣🤣🤣... matlab iski lack of common sense ki me itni badi dewani hun ki iska example dete dete me bhi bhul jaati hun ki kya example dena tha 🤣.. islie leme think ki mene kya example dena tha 🤣🤣.. hmm.. ok ok.. yaad aa gaya 😛... ye ladkii aaj tak kisi bhi AT me nhi gayi except the SwaRon AT.. lekin agar ise kah ki AT pe aa toh she ll ask you konsa AT 😆.. Akshi se ye question expected hota he since vo pata nhi kitne ATs me jaati hai 🤣🤣 10 se zada for sure 🤣🤣... ye btw vo example nhi he jo me dena chahti thi 🤣 but is is also a good one so manage wt it bachon 🤣.. bear with the our rofling beauties since har post me inka overdose naa ho toh post incomplete lagta he 🤣🤣... iski common sense ke kisse me mene kya example dena tha vo mujhe sochne me barso lag jayenge so forget it..🤣 ek example mil gaya khs=ush raho 🤣 ye iski bajane ke lie kaafi hai 🤣🤣
- The HELLO pronounciation DISASTER !!!!! 🤣🤣
chalo aa jao sab.. tum logon ko sikhati hun ki HELLO ki Ishu ji ke maamle me kya Pronounciation hoti hai 🤣... (ohh i put soo many rofling beauties here 🤣.. watever !!! Vaishu u better dnt avoid reading tis post coz agar nhi padi toh me zabardasti padwaungi as i noe tujhe meri rofling beauties se bhari posts kitni pasand hain 🤣) haan toh cming back to the topic :P... jab koi aapse puchega ki aap insaan ho ki nhi toh aap kya kahogee??? of course ur ans will be "HAAN" :P.. toh is HAAN me se N hatalo jaldii se so it becomes HAA 🤣🤣 ... ab batao ki awara log like us , LOVE ko kya pronounce krte hain 🤣.. we pronounce it in 2 wayzz... LUB and LOUU 😛.. LUB ko filhaal kudedaan me phenkdo 🤣.. consider LOUU !!! 😆.. so joining both the derivations we get..
Ha (From HAAN 😛) + Louu (from the awara love prounouncation 😆) = Halouu !!!! 🤣
ab toh sabko samajh aa hi gaya hoga ki ishu maate hello ko kese pronounce karti hain so taaliyaann 🤣🤣🤣..
never ask her ki ye ese kyu pronounce karti he coz ye apna fahi sada hua jhootha answer degi ki sab ese pronounce krte hain 🤣🤣
- The NOT SO Padaku Shopaholic Keeda 😛
ok so lets come to studies !!! oh wait ishu do u noe wat is meant by studies??!! 😲 kabhi ye word suna bhi he?? 😲 i dnt think its even in ur dictionary 😛 🤣🤣.. chalo lets give situations and proof this discovery jese SAS congruence rule me lete hain 😆
Hindi Exam ke waqt:
Ash: heyya Ishh.. wassupp !!!
Ishu: Ashhh !!! mera hindi ka exam he kal and u no soo wel ki i suckk in Hindi !! me fail ho jaungii !!
Ash: Ohh calm down babyy !! i no i trust u !! tu pass hoyegi vo bhi ache no. se 😊
Ishu: OK 😛
Ash: What the.. forget it 😛.. acha tune padna shuru kia fir? 😉
(the epic rpl :P)
Ishu: NAHIII !!!! ME NHI PADUNGII !! MUJHE JEENE DOOO !!! AAJ MUJHE JEENEE DOOO !! M JUMPING ON THE BED AND DANCING.. YUPPIIEEE !!!! 🤣🤣🤣
(and she does the same in all her prepatory holidays 😛 )
Eng ke exam ke waqt:
Ash: next xam konsa he?
Ishu: Eng 😛
Ash: ohh.. syllabus zada he na iss baar.. kab he xam?
Ishu: kal he.. 2 din ki chuti mil thi mene kch nhi kia
Ash: haww !! 😲 acha so strt studying now na ! thoda toh pad !!!
Ishu: NAHIII !!!! ME NHI PADUNGII !! MUJHE JEENE DOOO !!! AAJ MUJHE JEENEE DOOO !! M JUMPING ON THE BED AND DANCING.. YUPPIIEEE !!!! 🤣🤣🤣
ese hi har exam me yhi hota he 🤣
ab sab soch rhe hge that how come she is shopaholic den??!!! toh me batadu sabkoo ye itni badi shopahaolic he ki sleect city mall (south delhi ka best mall ) bhi apne aap ko iske naam krne ke lie tayyar ho gaya he [=)] 🤣... iski specially foto chhaap di gayi hain wahan aur vo jagah officialy ishu's place declare ho chuki hai 🤣 🤣 🤣
-I am Hawwwttt Ur NOT 😛
isko kabhi knee se neeche aane wale ya fir even knee tak aane wale kapdoo me dekha he?? 😛.. nahi naa ?? kese dekhoge... ye pehenti hi nhi he bade kapde 🤣🤣🤣 vo kya he na she believes in saving kapda islie kam pehenti hai 🤣🤣🤣.. and then combined to her hawwtt look is her 5 inch heels which she ll wear even if she has a sprained leg 🤣🤣... fir apne smoking hawwtt avatar me ye bahar nikalti he and in her lang. (coz as usual i dnt believe her :P ), ye raaste me aadhi delhi population ka kattal karke nikalti hai aur India ki population reduce krti he 🤣 (India ki aadhi population Delhi me rehti he 😊 dazz wy 🤣🤣 ).. ab iske baad iski jhuthi exaggerating isse hi suno coz mujse zada jhuth nhi bola jata sorryy 🤣🤣
-Once SelF-ObSseSeD ALWAYZ Self-OBSSESSed 🤣🤣
iske self obssession ka ek example toh upar wale proof me mil gaya he sabko 🤣🤣
Moreover the facts which prove tht she is self-ossessed are 😛 ::
ye sochti he ki ye duniya ki sabse cute aur sweet ladki hai 🤣🤣🤣
she is the best artist
she is the best dancer
she is the singer
she is the best EVRYTHING according to her 🤣🤣🤣
so ye apni jitni bhi tareef kare vo mat maan na for ur OWN good 🤣🤣
-Tu Bana MAI KHAUNGI !!! 😛
jab kriti fone pe hum talli bhooto ko pakati he (since akshi aur iske alwaya hm me se kisi ko banana nhi ata khana 😛 ) apni recipes batake aur paneer tikkon ke baare me enlighten karti hai tab ishu ke muh se ek hi shabd baar baar nikalta he... SUPERRWWOMMMAAANNN !!!!!! YAHOOO !!!!!! guess karo why?? kyuki according to her khana banana apni zidagigawane se bhi bhot zada difficult hai 🤣🤣 this lazy gal.. inse rarely kitchen me pair rakha hoga 🤣🤣 mujhe latest pata chala tha ki isemaggie banani aa gayi he 🤣🤣 toh mene socha ki ise col krdun.. and i did do :P.. pehle toh madamne bada bola ki me bana leti hun aggie and i am very good at it... so i asked her ki mujhe bhi sikha de behen since mujhe maggiee bhi banani nhi aati 😛
guess karo Ishu ne kya jawab dia hoga??
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PACKET E PEECHE DEKH.. STEPS RAKHE LIKHE HUE HAIN.. UNKO DEKHKE BANANE KA TRY KAR RAHI HUN 🤣
-ManHus ChaYe THUSS !!! 😛
iske baare me mai zada info nhi dungi :P.. ye me thoda bhot secret rakhungi 😆.. bas itna sun lo.. ki jab bhi isne mujhe al the best wish kia unn sab examz me mere passing marks ayehain 🤣
Hence, MANHUS of the year award goes to ISHUUU 🤣🤣
ok ishu ki bajana ab mai band kar rahi hun... 🤣🤣
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