Bihaangiri Corner - Bihaan's Dialogues Thread (Updated 13.11.2015)

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rajni13

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Posted: 9 years ago

#91

"hum kaise batayein kisiko, humare liye yeh jail ki sazaa nahin,
humare paapon ka prashchit hai"

"jo kuch humne thapki ke sath kiya, uske liye hum aapne aap ko kabhi maaf nahin kar payenge,
aur yahan reh kar hum thapki ki zindagi se door bhi ho jayenge.
phir na usko humare sath ek kamre mein rehna padega, na pati-patni ka naatak karna padega.
uski saari tension khatam, saare dukh khatam"

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rajni13

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Posted: 9 years ago

#92

" dekh liya, hum kha rahe hain,
ab tum forun ghar jao, aur bauji ko khaana khilao"

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Darakshan Sartaj

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Posted: 9 years ago

#93

Na Rahega B for Bihaan Na Rahega B for Baans aur na Baje gi B for Baansuri...

Loved his Bgm also when he was think abt Thapki in jail

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TsNova

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Posted: 9 years ago

#94

I got to remember one more Bihaan's way of threatening today...That is... Bihaan to a chef from five star hotel...😆

"Noodal... noodal banane hai tumko... woh bhi majedaar... ki sab apna unliyan chatte reh jaye... warna tum... tum zameen chatogi...

Chilli sauce ka tadka lagana chaiye iss me...

Sirf 30 min hai tumhare paas... agar 30 minute mein tumhara chinese nahi hua... toh hum tumhe sorenge to sahi... leken H for tumhare hotel ki liye nahi... H for hospital ki..."

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.Dilwale.

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Posted: 9 years ago

#95

'Arey hawaldaar sahib, jaldi aayiye, inhe bataye ke time ho gaya hai. Yeh jail hai, koyi mandir ya gurdwara nahi, jahan ghanto bhet kar apne sawalon ka jawaab maangti rahein gi.' 😆

When bauji comes to get him out of jail, 'Nahi bauji, hum theek hein yahan.' 😆

'Gazab! Aab ki baar bauji ne paani pher diya humare plan par.'

'Tumhe kya lagta hai? Hum K for Kashmir ya phir K for Kullu Manalii ki baraf mein dupki laga kar aaye hein? Ya phir kissi phool aur chandan ke doodh mein dupki maar kar aa rahe hein, jo hum mein se khusbu aaye gi. O madam chuk chuk gadi, hum poori raat jail mein they, tu hum mein se badbu he aayi gi, khooshbu nahi.' 😆

'Yeh phuss phuss kar bund karo aur yeh jatana choro ke hum mein se badbu aa rahi hai.'

'Acha? Saari raat jail mein rahe hum, macharon ne kaata humein, paseene se nahaaye hum, aur yahan jaldi nahana hai tumhe?'

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rajni13

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Posted: 9 years ago

#96

"hawaldaar saab yahan jaldi aayiye aur inhe bataaiye ke time ho gayaa hai,
yeh jail hai, koi mandir ya gurudwara nahin
jahan ghantoh beth kar apne sawaalo ke jawaab mange jayen"

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rajni13

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Posted: 9 years ago

#97

"tumhe kya lagta hai ke hum K for Kashmir ya K for Kullu-Manali ki baraf mein dubki lagaa rahe the .
ya kisi phool aur chandan ke dhood mein dubki maar ke aayen hain , jo hum mein se khushboo aayegi.
oh madam chuk-chuk gaddi hum puri raat jail mein the, iss liye hum mein se badboo hi aayegi , khushboo nahin.
iss liye yeh fuss-fuss karna band karo
aur humein yeh bhi jataana ke hum mein se badboo aa rahi hai"

🤣🤣

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Sid

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Posted: 9 years ago

#98

Nahana hai.. yeh lo hum ne shower ka handle hi todh diya, ab nahalo jitna nahana hai..🤣

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rajni13

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Posted: 9 years ago

#99

"tum kya B for Bargad ke peid ki B for Bhutani ho"

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.Dilwale.

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Posted: 9 years ago

#100

'Jab dekho saamne aa jaati ho, B for bargad ke phed ki B for bhutni ho kya tum?'

'Isiliye hum uss kamre se bahar nikal kar yahan aa kar soye, ke tum wahan araam se so sako aur hum yahan araam se so sakein, liken nahi, tumhe chain pare tab na.'

'Haan, aur chillao na. Acha lag raha hai.'

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