Come one Come all! Training manual page 9

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Posted: 14 years ago
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Special training program is being conducted by Professor Dr. Subodh on how to remain insan! His lecture to Tani Banerjee in which he delivered the now famous line "insan hey insan reh" brought him instant fame. Keeping in mind the huge public demand Dr. Subodh has now decided to launch "insan hey insan reh program" that will teach BT heroines 101 ways on how to stay insan and not act mahan!

In this week long training BT heroines will have go through the immense torture of:

1) Not been able to keep any secrets

2) Not been able to sacrifice for anyone

3) Not hiding the truth no matter what

4) Not been able to act as James Bond

5) Not been able to solve all problems on their own

6) Not to give their kasam when someone is trying to sort out the misunderstandings



Dr. Sobodh feels this program will prove to be a great service for humanity as it will be saved from the mahanness of BT heroines and this would alleviate the suffering of many.

Dr. Subodh has vast experience in teaching people how to remain human, he has helped humanize many mahan ladies before and he feels BT heroines are a group where his skills are much needed!


So come one come all, "insan hey insan reh program" starts December 1st, 2010. Say no to Mahanness; enter the new year as a human!!! Special discount for first 5 female leads to enroll!


Contact: 111-Subodh

Warning: This training might feel resistance and protests from Glycerin industry, who fear huge losses if BT heroines learn the trick of "How to stay insan"! But if you want change don't forget to attend!!!



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Posted: 14 years ago
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Can I be the poetry assistant...I'm sure Dr. Subodh will appreciate my skills...(P.S. Not a word about my links to the glycerin industry. sssh...)
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plz send all the BT heroin in this programme... they need it badly
and anyone who act like one they are more than welcome
nice topic
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Originally posted by: IndigoBlues

Can I be the poetry assistant...I'm sure Dr. Subodh will appreciate my skills...(P.S. Not a word about my links to the glycerin industry. sssh...)



I will have to ask Dr. Subodh if he needs poetry 😆 Oki oki i will keep quiet but need my commission 🤣
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Yeah sure...next poem in the Hub is yours....😉
oh and yeah...how can he NOT need my poetry?? I mean it's so attractive you know..because of it contains Glycerin Industry vocabulary.....for the BT heroines.....😆
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Originally posted by: IndigoBlues

Yeah sure...next poem in the Hub is yours....😉

oh and yeah...how can he NOT need my poetry?? I mean it's so attractive you know..because of it contains Glycerin Industry vocabulary.....for the BT heroines.....😆



Oki Dr. Subodh agreed and he wants you to start with a poem promoting the program 🤣
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Mujhe bhi training leni hai tani ke saath😍...Shayad mujhe bhi koi onu mil jaye😍😍

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Originally posted by: farahs_6

Mujhe bhi training leni hai tani ke saath😍...Shayad mujhe bhi koi onu mil jaye😍😍



Ye insan banney ka program ... koi insan dhondney ka nahi 🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: su_08

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plz send all the BT heroin in this programme... they need it badly
and anyone who act like one they are more than welcome
nice topic

😆 yes really we have to send all BT heroine to send to subodh🤣
wonderful topic soaps
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Posted: 14 years ago
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ahem!!!

for all those who want training!!

Here is the introductory poem you must learn...

Never be so holier-than-thou
That you end up getting more of what you'd not expected
Never do to many spy missions
Your own fingerprints might get infected
Do not try to act like a pharmacist
That seems to be Ritesh's Job
Don't cry so much that
You get a poem for yourself in Taanu Poems Hub
Don't fall in love with incredibly perfect guys
They turn out to be imperfect at times
Do not waste your time
In paying for other people's crimes
Do not ever hide the truth
Sometimes it's worse than telling a lie
Do not ever sacrifice for others
Or else you will sacrifice your tears too and cry
And finally do not be the secret keeper of all
Thinking you are Cindrella and you went to the ball
Always be sassy, smart and on the look out
Be careful when the Terrible Quintet is About!!

P.S. I doubt whether Dr. Subodh knows about terrible quintet..but he should..it's my duty...!! 😆

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