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What a day it has been- a real rollercoaster of news since this morning, what with OLVs that sparked off the debate of the century (oh well of 300 epis 😃) as to whether THEY did IT or NOT and whether the wet hair meant something, whether the teasing was really what is seemed like, whether the event finally took place or whether it only meant it would a romantic scene but misunderstood- phew!! It went on and on and then thankfully all doubts clear- we get the news that the most awaited mega moment of SwaSan's journey is finally here!!!
But wait, even that has led to such interesting and at times humorous, at times frustrating, at times adorable, at times annoying, at times mental (the list goes on and on 😆) debate, I thought of summing up in this post 😆. As mentioned in the title itself- this is for FUN and not intended to hurt the sentiments or mentalness of any person, living or dead, and if you are of a delicate constitution, please turn away and exit this post now 😳😆
So let's have a list which is as per the various theories/ points/ objections and views I heard all day!! Non-exhaustive so please do make up your own, add to this, debate this - DO WHATEVER YOU WANT MAN (Salman Khan ishtyle 😎). Oh and please don't get confused, some may be in both pros and cons sections as its all about the perspective 😉
PROS
1. Finally, it happens- I need say no more 😈 🥳but basically, thank God our two can make a start on their married life in this sense as well! I was despairing and wondering if either (a) this would only happen at series end some 5 years later or (b) we would never get the actual sr and it would simply be cut to the morning after and Swara pregnant a week later 😲😲🤣
2. Our babies now need not disguise the sexual frustration or rather Sanskaar need not and have unnecessary fights over things like kangans which were never really about the kangans. Polite Request- please do not rehash the kangan ka kissa here and focus on nice things like kiss ka kissa instead ☺️❤️ Much more satisfying as SwaSan will tell you ☺️🤣
3. It will be shot on VaHe so regardless of whatever else we agree on, it will be EPIC!! I want a scorching session which sets the screen ablaze and I am going to hold out high hopes for this! ☺️
4. I think the whole terrace sequence can be beautifully shown - dreamy! Nighttime, starlight and moonlight, candles and SwaSan- sighhh
5. This one is thanks to Nityah- We finally get a "darshan" of the MM terrace, that mysterious place we have NEVER seen till now 😆🥳
6. Seriously they have a better chance on the terrace- just check the way the room romance is going- its like a railway station in there at present so PROVIDED terrace has a door that can be shut 😳😉 this won't be somewhere siblings, parents, uncles and aunts or servants would suddenly think of congregating that special night me thinks (or hopes! 😲) 🤣
7. Next time these two fight, they can make up in such a errrmmm satisfying manner ☺️☺️- What?! I put the disclaimer in the beginning!!
8. We get a massive much needed break/ some real soothing relief from the CRAPFEST of kitchen politics I am unable to bear at the moment! 🥳 I don't know why some feel that there is no intensity or interest after the suhaag raat is shown? 😕 Waise bhi, what are we getting now guys? Boring kitchen drama and Pari bani Paatali Devi? Isse atcha we see this.
9. Oh and there is STILL a certain category of fans who either hold some - something % hope for Bhabhi-Devar romance OR like some that came up today itself, will be out to spew venom regardless as they cannot even stand this happiness for SwaSan and make this about Lakshya's nice gesture in planning this for his Bhai and BHABHI!!! This actually made my month when I thought of such people's reaction to this news ESP as Lakshya turned Lakshman 😎 made the gesture to facilitate matters 🤣 OH- and as an off topic aside to those smart alecks who made comments about how Sanskaar needs Lakshya to plan this- you do realise that if someone books your hotel room for your honeymoon, it doesn't mean that they will be responsible for what happens IN that room, right?! If not, please take a crash course in general common sense - it really helps 😉🤪
9. On a serious note, this is a HUGE part of our OTP's journey and a celebration of their pure love and passion for each other so whether we wanted it to happen today, tomorrow or next week, in MM or Manali, with flowers and candles or just without any fuss and simply, at least the whole SwaSan fandom should hopefully agree that we can hope for some beautiful scenes that mark another milestone in their already epic journey ❤️
CONS
1. If I read people calling consummation, "consumption" one more time I am going to freak 😆. I always find it funny when its called "ahem ahem" as well to be honest. Love making does it for me as I get that people might be freaked by the S word but consumption or similar variations is not done peeps! 🤣
2. Does the whole family have to be in on this and discuss and tease and make an issue out of this?! 😲 I know some teasing can be cute but I feel so cringey at the thought of everyone knowing that a married couple slept together 😲
3. The articles will be even worse! I know we had one today and to prove my point- do they have to say cheap thinks like "ex lover turned devar" for Swara and Lakshya? 🤢🤢 Ewww- I had to ignore that section totally!
4.This will happen on a terrace- that is under the Pros I know but COULD be a con if not handled properly so some people made this point so I'll list here! Oh and some also seem to be worrying that a cat or a neighbour could see them?! 🤪 I am sure the cat will be something SwaSan can deal with and as for neighbours, am sure the MM is isolated enough from other houses- otherwise 😲😲😲
5. It would have been nice to have this first night somewhere away from all the Mentaleshwaris like the snow capped Himachal Pradesh in a hill station . No need to wake for Aarti next morning and listen to Pari or Poisoneeta the next day! But never mind 🥺
I am sure there are more but I am bored of cons and want to focus on PROS and my SwaSan and the love and the romance and the sexiness and Sanskaar's cool attitude the next day and him holding his wife's hand delightedly and...ok, ok, you get the point!!!
I hope some of you enjoy this post and will share views!
Love,
Shruti xoxo
Jodha Akbar
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