BOMB SQUAD OFFICERS COME TO MM

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Posted: 9 years ago
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So after the bomb blast...Bomb Squad officers with Kolkata Police pay a visit to MM.

DP: Officer, my nephew's car had a bomb in it.(DP had 2 hairs left on his head; one of them has fallen off today)🥺

Officer to Ragini: we have apprehended the guy who planted the bomb. After our ministrations he has identified you. Moreover we have checked your phone records and discovered calls made to him.🤓

Laksh: Whew!!! I thought she had drugged me and made me do it in a daze.🐷

Me: yeah, bhondu. Bada aaya ragini ko double cross karne"main tumhe koi mauka nahi dunga" huh.. She can cook rings around you.

Officer: drugs? This is a serious offence.😕

Laksh tries to impress swara again, points to sanskaar: he drugged her too.😡

Swara: chup nah. I am not pressing charges. He came clean. Hain na hubby?(**lovingly**)😳

Sanskaar: anyway, I did not push her off the bridge.

Officer: push her off the bridge? Another serious offence!!!😲

Swara: arre..my behna🤗 loves laksh, she got jealous. I'm not pressing charges.

Laksh( tries to impress swara again)Swara remember how I beat up those goons who kidnapped you?😊(**flexing muscles**)

Sanskaar: Who kidnapped you?(**scratching his head**)😕

ME: Forget it, honey...if you see those photos of SwaLak, you gonna burst😭.

Swara: dunno hubby...but anyway...

Officer: Yeah..another serious offence and you obviously are not pressing charges.😡😡

Kolkata police and bomb squad will never come here again. They are offended that MM junta do not trust the police to solve their problems.😭😭😭DP's tax rupee being wasted.🤢

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Posted: 9 years ago
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🤣🤣
You just nailed it... I want the officers to take away Sanskaar as well... He is better off without his wife and the other mentaleshwaris...
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Arerere! 2 min silence for DP's fallen hair. One down one to go 😭 anu punu needs to take extra care of that one given the swalakrag penchant for constant drama!
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Posted: 9 years ago
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I am sure Rashmi Sharma has hired the creatives of some crime thriller for Swaragini 😆 🤣

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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: The.Lannister

Arerere! 2 min silence for DP's fallen hair. One down one to go 😭 anu punu needs to take extra care of that one given the swalakrag penchant for constant drama!


😆😆yeah. and a 21 gun salute. poor anupunu.😆😆
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: natasha-

I am sure Rashmi Sharma has hired the creatives of some crime thriller for Swaragini 😆 🤣


she may have re. ragini comes off the pages of criminal minds.😕
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: medhasankar


she may have re. ragini comes off the pages of criminal minds.😕

Ohh!! She sure has some connections with underworld don !! 😆
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Medhuuu🤣 MM waasis ko Police nahin chahiye..They have there own Judiciary too..Politics too..😆
And Jail too..😆
Loved your sarcastic take on the crime and punishment history of MM waasis😉
Escpecially Sanskaar's reaction when he heard of Swara's kidnap..😲

Edited by hp_2006 - 9 years ago
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: hp_2006

Medhuuu🤣 MM waasis ko Police nahin chahiye..They have there own Judiciary too..Politics too..😆
And Jail too..😆
Loved your sarcastic take on the crime and punishment history of MM waasis😉
Escpecially Sanskaar's reaction when he heard of Swara's kidnap..😲


nainaaa🤗..

me getting bored in office🥱
nov end mein koi kaam nahi hai...tail end of my training anyway.😊
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Posted: 9 years ago
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When (that time might be after 10 leaps) they discover its ragini behind the bomb ... Swara will go to sanskar and say mere behan aisa nahi nahi wo aisa nahi karsaktha koi galath faimi hogi... aur agar usne aisa kiya he tho issme thumari hi koi galathi hoga ...

🤪🤪🤪


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