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Hello those brave people who managed to sit through the entire half hour horror special today! Usually, we like to think we will get something good and tantalising on Friday- tides us over a SwaSan free weekend but please guys, don't curse the CVs! What can they do- it's Friday the 13th na?! 😈They didn't do anything for Halloween so kya, you all got complacent?! Nah nah- check out today's horrorlicious episode!😈
You know, whenever I used to watch horrors (never the truly creepy ones but you know, rubbish slasher flicks?!), the biggest question used to be:
WHY ARE THE GIRLS IN THESE FILMS SO DUMB?! 😡😡 Sorry for the caps but oh well, actually not sorry. You know what I mean? There are truly creepy psychos around (think Scream for instance) and the girl will have a bath, then freak out and instead of running out for help, shut herself INSIDE the house- heck, she even locks the door. Make it easy for the stab-happy mental sicko- why not? 😕😡
So I am not angry anymore on Swara- I just view her as one of those- you shake your head and wait for the screams. Often these dumbos are very lucky- they get a dashing hero come to save them, always getting injured in the process. Are we all getting the picture here?! Ah yes, thought so.
So anyway, today the full cast was rolled out. Stage is set the with the creepy farm house- never was a place less resembling a farm house with supposed romantic connotations!
We then have the Blair Witch- our dear own sweet Ragini-🤢 she sets the scene, unsuspecting daft as hell heroine goes there, skipping in ala Red Riding Hood style with the Wicked Wolf- or no- make that : Creature 🤢(i.e. from Mary Shelley's Frankenstein)!!!! Ragini- not only Blair Witch but a female Victor Frankenstein- she has created the Laksh- the perfect monster! 🤢
AP and Sujju baal baal bach gaye- like those stupid hapless souls in horrors who think they want to see what's happening in the ghostly mansion- but they saw the Blair Witch in time and legged it!😲😲
Fass gaya as ever Sanskaar- the only hero we have in the whole show 😎. Thank God he also saw sense and decided to leave 👏👏 rather than try to extricate the "damsel" (read ridiculous bimbo) from the Creature. I mean he has been facing these horrors for so long and if a certain someone is determined to play ring a ring a roses with the Creature- why should dashing, smart hero lose his life?! Oh wait- he has a date to keep- with an exploding car!!!
And so get set for the sequel- Part 2 of the SR Horror Show coming next week- ain't it fun and aren't we lucky?!!!!🥳
Anupamaa
