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Posted: 9 years ago
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Swara - Sanskaar kaha ho ???

Sanskaar - bachcho se batein kar raha hu.

Swara - bachche😲bina kuch kiye ??

Sanskaar - kya bina kuch kiye...me bachpan se mehnat karke inhe paida kiya pala posa abb dekho kitne bade ho gaye hai 🤣

Swara - tumne phirse patali devi ka dance dekha kya ??? tabiyat toh thik hai ?? banchpan me kaise possible hai ???

Sanskaar - tum galat samajh rahi ho
me humare paudon (plants) ki baat kar raha tha 🤣 dekho kitna achcha garden banaya me ne 🤣
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Posted: 9 years ago

Originally posted by: Nikkk

1 more pulav

Swara - Sanskaar kaha ho ???

Sanskaar - bachcho se batein kar raha hu.

Swara - bachche😲bina kuch kiye ??

Sanskaar - kya bina kuch kiye...me bachpan se mehnat karke inhe paida kiya pala posa abb dekho kitne bade ho gaye hai 🤣

Swara - tumne phirse patali devi ka dance dekha kya ??? tabiyat toh thik hai ?? banchpan me kaise possible hai ???

Sanskaar - tum galat samajh rahi ho .
me humare paudon (plants) ki baat kar raha tha 🤣 dekho kitna achcha garden banaya me ne 🤣

Hey nikkk reading your pulav for some time.Like it.Hey, why are you sparing Ragya ? They are so hilarious . Make some pulav on them too. They need attention .🤣
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Posted: 9 years ago
@Anudeep ok dear I'll write something on RagYa as well 😊
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Posted: 9 years ago
nice pulaos 😆🤣
Edited by harshitaloomba1 - 9 years ago
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Posted: 9 years ago
Hi this is a funny os by me do read and comment http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=4560451
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Posted: 9 years ago

Originally posted by: Apudeep


Hey nikkk reading your pulav for some time.Like it.Hey, why are you sparing Ragya ? They are so hilarious . Make some pulav on them too. They need attention .🤣

sahi pakde gain
nikk ragya their haq .they too needed to be joked upon
Edited by ishanita - 9 years ago
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Posted: 9 years ago
hi every one this my os i have posted it separately also but iam again posting it as this thread is very popular -

Bhang

It was holi mrng

, halwai came to give delivery of some ordered sweets.sujata Ap and pari took the order sujata in excitement takes abox and goes to swasan room as she wanted to wish her chora and DIL 1st.

In swasan room

Swasan are sleeping in each other's embrace. Swara wakes up.

Sw- sanskaar please ab uth jaoo na

Sa- kyu? Aaj chutti h aur holi h so I am not going to wake up so soon

Sw- ok u sleep but mujhe toh uthne do.

Sa- nahi, tum nahi uthogi

Swara tries to free herself but sanskaar pulls her towards himself. Swara falls on sanskaar with every inch of their body touching😳

Sw- kya kar rahe ho?

Sa- tumhe nahi pata kya?😉

Swara was about to say something when sanskaarplaces his lips on her's , giving a soft kiss😳

Just then ... KNOCK KNOCK

Sa- Jerks, meri family hi romance ki dushman h. Issiliye aaj tak mujhe koi chacha kehne wala nahi aya ( referring to adarsh and pari)😆

Sw- shut up(opens the door )

Su- k hua k kar rahe the jo darwaja kholne mein inta tame lagadiya ( she bit her toung)😆

Sw- vo...mom...vo...hum dono... I mean...

Su - chal chod aur yeh le ( she puts a big laddo in swara's mouth ) holi ki bahut bahut shubh kamna tum dono ko

Sujata was about to feed sanskaar when pari came running...

P- chachiji rukiye

Su - k hua pari😲

P-who in ladoon mein...😕

She was interrupted by swara's laughter

Sa- bhang h😭

P- aur😕

Su- je ladoo swara nekha liye😭

( they now try to stop her in the room)

Sa- swara tum thak gai ho na sojao

Sw- aree sanky abhi toh uthi thi ... tum bhul gaye tumne mujhe kis...😉😆

(Sa covers he r mouth but it was late sujata n pari understood everything n sanskaar , pari and sujata turned red )😳

Sw-mera face choddo na

Sa -swara pls tum rest karloo

Sw- nooo... aur tum mujhe apna hanky do

Sa - par kyu?

(Swara goes to sanskaar and pulls his cheeks)

Sw - cause u r vey cuteee... Baby sanky mujhe dona apna hanky😆

( sanskaar puts his hands on his cheeks; swara runs with his hanky out of their room )

Su- aree.. chori bawari ho gaye h k(swara ran away )

Su to p - je dabba

( now they return it to halwai; AP comes to know about the incdent)

In mm hall

Sw- tiyaun yaun yaun yaun yaun...🤣( this is the sapere wali dhun sung by swara using sanky's hanky as sapere ki been ; hope u can imagine the seen )

Sa-swara chaloo room mein chaloo kya kar rahi ho

Sw-shh...sanskaar mein saanp pakad rahi hoon🤣

Suddenly swara bangs into laksh

Sw-lux devarji🤣

Sa- laksh dewarji h vo

L - swara yeh kya keh rahi ho aur tum kyu mujhe devarji kyu keh rahi ho U can call me laksh

Sw-nope! U r lux dewarji

Sa - chod bhai yeh bhang n all..

Laksh got the matter

Sw- lux dewarji aapki shree shree haq haq japwati Nagini ji kanahan h🤣🤣🤣🤣

l- what?

Sw-aree nagini kanha h

L - Ragini don't know shayad kitchenmein hogi

Sw- sanskaar lux dewarji aaoo negini ko dhundhe ... tiyaun yaun yaun yaun yaun...

l-yeh kya h

sa- saanp pakad kar rahi h

l- aur ragini ko dhundh rahi h

(they got it ;ran behind her as she might hurt ragini

but u know swara is already in the kitchen ...)

in mm kitchen

swra is walking in a circle around ragini

sw- tiyaun yaun yaun yaun yaun...🤣🤣🤣🤣

r- yeh sab kya hswara

sanskaar and laksh reach there

sa-I am sorry laksh

L- it's ok

Sa - swara tum kya kar rahi ho

Sw- catching hiss..the great snakin (like nagin so snakin )

Sa- aree swara who tumhe dus legi

Ragini looks at laksh with a perplexed look

Sw- aahhh...( she screams and runs out )

Sa-sorry ragini

(Swara returns in kitchen after reaching some distance)

Sw- aaah... sanskaar chaloo warna nagini tumhe bhi dus legi

Ragini too understood that swara is calling her nagin

r- swara ki bacchi abhi batate h hum tumhe

sw - ayi! mujhse baat karoo nagini mei beti ko beech mein mat laao aur wese bhi mera toh champ hoeyga (turning to sanskaar ) ekdum mere sanky jesa aah.. sanky challo

sanskaar turns to lucky with an appollogising look for insulting ragini

l(isharoon mein )-it's ok bhai

sw-aree tum lux ji ki chinta mat karoo vo nagini k authorized sapere h vo unhe nahi dusegi...haan katne ki koi garuntee nahi h (pointing at a hickey on lucky's neck)🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😉

( laksh ragini ans sanskaar turn red 😳😳😳)

Sw- sanky chaloo mere scooter p betho mein tumhari "super swara " tumhe save karoongi nagini se...vroom ... vroom ..🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sa- haha chaloo (he puts his hand on swara's shoulder )🤣

Swasan reach their room...

Sa- sw jaldi karoo sojao warna nagini agayegi🤣

Sw- hmm

Since she was already tiered and sort of drunk she slept soon

This was a tiring for sanskaar too as swara was highly energetic to be controlled sohe also slept again by her side

Sw ( sleeping )- I luv u sanskaar...😳😳😳😳

(she turns and hugs sanskaar and they both sleep )😳😳😳😳

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Posted: 9 years ago

Originally posted by: Nikkk

1 more pulav

Swara - Sanskaar kaha ho ???

Sanskaar - bachcho se batein kar raha hu.

Swara - bachche😲bina kuch kiye ??

Sanskaar - kya bina kuch kiye...me bachpan se mehnat karke inhe paida kiya pala posa abb dekho kitne bade ho gaye hai 🤣

Swara - tumne phirse patali devi ka dance dekha kya ??? tabiyat toh thik hai ?? banchpan me kaise possible hai ???

Sanskaar - tum galat samajh rahi ho
me humare paudon (plants) ki baat kar raha tha 🤣 dekho kitna achcha garden banaya me ne 🤣

haha awsome
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Posted: 9 years ago

Originally posted by: Nikkk

1 more pulav

Swara - Sanskaar kaha ho ???

Sanskaar - bachcho se batein kar raha hu.

Swara - bachche😲bina kuch kiye ??

Sanskaar - kya bina kuch kiye...me bachpan se mehnat karke inhe paida kiya pala posa abb dekho kitne bade ho gaye hai 🤣

Swara - tumne phirse patali devi ka dance dekha kya ??? tabiyat toh thik hai ?? banchpan me kaise possible hai ???

Sanskaar - tum galat samajh rahi ho
me humare paudon (plants) ki baat kar raha tha 🤣 dekho kitna achcha garden banaya me ne 🤣

my turn -
after some time jab plants p fruits lag gaye tab swasan convo-
sa- swara dekho hum dada dadi ban gaye 🤣
swara faints
Edited by harshitaloomba1 - 9 years ago
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Posted: 9 years ago
@Harshita 🤣 dada dadi 🤣
n laksh sapere 🤣
thanks for sharing your pulav here.


Everyone else thanks for reading my pulavs

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