~~~Funny Posts~~~ - Page 38

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Karvachauth ka chaand

All are waiting to break their fast but the moon has not yet arrived.

Sanskaar-kyun naa hum ek dusre ko dekh kar fast khole bcos hum dono ke chehre aaj chaand ki tarah chamak rahe hai.

Swara-Sanskaar don't compare us to that daag dhabbo wala chaand 🤣

Sanskaar thinking-romantic baatein karu toh problem naa karu toh problem.

Ragini-dekho woh aa gaya woh aa gaya
chaand aa gaya🤣

Everybody starts searching for chaand

AP-kaha hai beta humein nahi dikhai de raha hai

Ragini-woh dekhiye durrr

AP-bewakuf ladki woh tumhare sasurji hai🤣

Lakshya-mom ragini ki kya mistake hai
dad ne dark blue kalar ka kurta pehna hai aur unke chakachak chamakte hue takle ke alava kuch aur nahi dikh raha hai
🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Memories

All were sitting in the garden in the evening n talking about their wedding day.

Sanskaar-adarsh bhayya ke shadi par dad jake mom ki godd mei ghir gaye.🤣

Swara- woh kaise ??? mom kitni strong hai.

Adarsh-arre woh chachaji ghodi ke samne naagin dance kar rahe the 🤣
Toh ghodi ne ek diya chachaji ke pichwade mein 🤣 🤣 🤣 toh chachaji cricket ball ki tarah upar udd gaye aur chachiji ne catch kiya 🤣

Sanskaar-aur laksh ke shadi pe toh sab log pareshan ho gaye the

Swara-kyun ? jijaji ne aeisa kya kiya

AP-ghodi ki jaga gadhe par baithkar baraat me jane ki zidd kar raha tha 🤣 🤣

Sujata-gadhe par gadha baithe thik naa lagta 🤣

RP-sujataaa🤣

Swara-lagta hai humari shadi pe koi drama nahi hua tha.

Parinita-Hua tha naa
Ragini ne khud ko chipka liya laksh se using fevicol 🤣

Ragini-woh inhone kaha tha mere photo ko sine se chipkalo zara fevicol se. Photo nahi mili isliye khud ko chipka liya 🤣

Laksh-woh toh main gana gaa raha tha 🤣

Parinita-bohot difficulty hui inn dono ko separate karne mein 🤣

Originally posted by: .Sarcasmazing.

Nikkk ye le readymade pulao 🤣

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Morning kiss

Sanskaar wakes up in the morning n realises that Swara has already left for her music classes.
He comes down running n sees swara near the car.
He goes n hugs her tightly from behind

Sanskaar-madam meri morning kiss kaha hai ?

Swara-I need to go I'm getting late just leave me n koi dekhlega hume.
aur mein koi kiss nahi dene wali hu
chahiye toh khud le lo

Sanskaar doesn't waste time n kisses her passionately till they become breathless.

Sanskaar-looks like you enjoyed a lot. dekho kitni blush kar rahi ho.

Swara-stupid this was bcos of your beard which was poking me.
🤣 🤣 🤣

Suddenly from somewhere AP reaches there.

AP-subah subah jogging karke aaye ho kya ? itna thak gaye ho tum dono.
Swara beta aise kapdo mein physical exercise karne ke liye nahi jatein.😆😆

Swara-maa mujhe directly music classes jana tha.



AP goes inside

Swara-shave toh kiya karo Sanskaar.

Sanskaar-sure but ek shart pe. I want morning + night kiss.
Warna tume toh pata hai meri dhaadi bohot fast grow hoti hai 😆

Originally posted by: gayu6

mujhe bhi mere haq chahiye abi isi waqt🤣.

Originally posted by: Sanavi

Lolz... Black makeup.
Ragini's soutan is a bhainsa.
Do write more

Originally posted by: Nikkk

MM mein aaya kutta

Swara hears the sound of a dog at night
aaooo aaooo

Swara- utho Sanskaar lagta hai bhoot aaya.

Sanskaar-kya bakwas kar rahi ho. so jao

Swara-arre woh kutte ki aawaz suno. movies mein dikhate hai jabbi kutte aesi aawaze karte hai naa raat ko tab bhoot aate hai. mujhe dar lag raha hai.

She then hugs Sanskaar.
Again they both hear aaooo aaooo

After some time full MM family members gather in the hall bcos of this sound.

Adarsh-yeh aawaz toh ghar se aa rahi hai.

They all go in the direction of that sound n realise that its coming from RagYa's room.

Adarsh-lagta hai kutta lakshya ke bedroom mein ghuss gaya hai.

They make RagYa open the room n tell the whole thing.

Ragini-arre woh kutta nahi lakshyaji aawaz nikal rahe hai.
Woh unhe unka pati haq dete waqt meine jor se kata toh unhe chot aayi so woh chillah rahe the.
🤣 🤣🤣

Sanskaar-aese koi chillata hai aaooo aaooo karke 😆 lakshya ki wajah se mujhe chot aayi

Swara-woh kaise ?

Sanskaar-Swara tumne darr ke maare mujhe itne tightly hug kiya ki tumne apne nails meri skin mein insert kar diye 😆

Thanks bunnyrocks(deepika)...well it was bunny who realised lakshya screams like dogs when he says aaaooo god 🤣 n I used it in my pulav.

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Lakshya ka pet

DP- Nikal do isse bahar

Lakshya-please dad don't throw him out. u know how much I love animals. I want him as a pet.

DP-kisne isse paise diye yeh pet lane ke liye ?

Lakshya-mere sheher ke sabse bade businessman bhai ne

DP- Sanskaar tumne ??

Sanskaar-haa bade papa but I didn't know that he wanted to get this donkey as a pet 🤣

DP-kya karu mein iss ladke ka ? gadhe ko pet banake lata hai n bhains ke sath morning walk pe jata hai.
🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Movie name suggestion

DP's friend a film producer had come to MM to inform everyone about his new film n he wanted them suggest some name for his movie.

Sanskaar-itni si baat mein apko suggest deta hu movie naam

Sanskaar started suggesting movie names
Hanky diya toh darna kya
Hum hanky de chuke sanam
Kabhi hanky kabhi rumal
Bin hanky ke
Ajab hanky ki gajab kahani
Yeh hanky naa honge kum
Hanky laga ke haisha
Hanky donor
Dilwale hanky le jayenge
Kaho naa hanky hai
Hume hanky achche lagne lage
Hanky hai naa
Iss hanky ko kya naam doo
Hanky apna apna
Ek tha hanky
Hanky leela
Kaisa yeh hanky hai
Hanky of the year
Mere brother ka hanky
Hanky ne bana di jodi

🤣 🤣

Sujata-iss bangalan ki waje se mhara chora bigad gaya

Swara-mom isme Sanskaar ne ek baar bhi machchi par movie naam nahi bataya so why are you blaming me ???😆

Sanskaar-chup karo tum log...and the last n best movie name is Hankywalw dulhaniya le jayenge 😆