~~~Funny Posts~~~ - Page 37

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Thank you everyone for reading my bakwas 😆 n 🤗

@jessi read whenever you get time

@pubi abbe tujhe Swara ke n Ragini ke dialogue pe hasna tha n yeh kya tu Sanskaar ke not at all funny dialogue pe hasi.

@Niyu Arre bhains dudh dete hai 😆 Gadhe dudh nahi dete...tujhe bhi Swara ke dialogue pe hasna tha.

@Sakshi tu hi 1 normal ladki hai jo sahi dialogues pe hasi

@hasning89 thank you for reading my post n next time don't read it in public place 😆

Thnx yaar! Mujhe pata h😆

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Pic credit -pressu

Sanskaar-Kya kar rahi ho Swara ?? Tumhara dhyaan kiss par kyu nahi hai 🤣 Aur mere baal mat kheecho.
Swara-kyu nahi ??
Sanskaar-kyunki badi maa bhi bade papa ke baal thi kuch kuch karte waqt. Me koi risk nahi lena chahta 😆
Bade papa pehle aise the.
Pic credit - Ritzi

Swara- ohh bohot bura haal kiya badi maa ne.🤣

@bold: ROFLMAO🤣🤣
🤣

Originally posted by: SONAL30

One from my side

Swara - baby dad mummy hai nhi ghar pe

Sanskaar - aur badi ma

Swara - woh bhi nhi hai bade papa ke saath bahar gyi hai

Sanskaar- pari bhabhi toh hongi

Swara - woh bhi adarsh bhaiya ke saath bahar gyi hain

Sanskaar - uttara

Swara - nope

Sanskaar - tumhari chameleon sister toh hogi

Swara - nhi usne laksh ki bottle tod di toh laksh ne kaha woh aaj uska khoon pi jayega toh woh parlor me chip gyi hai jaake n laksh parlor ke bahaar uska wait kar rha hai

Swara-(hugged him more tightly n romantically) toh tumhe iska matlab pta hai😳

Sanskaar - haan ohh no matlab khana aaj tum ne banaya hai...mummy koi mujhe bachao...last time jo tumne daal baati banayi thi uski baati se mainey adarsh bhaiya ne or laksh ne 3 months tak cricket khela tha woh itni majboot thi ki bade papa ke to 3 daant bhi shaheed ho gyye the tumhari baati khakar...pehley sirf woh bina baal ke the ab toh daant bhi nhi bacche pta nhi mera kya hoga

Awesome!!🤣🤣 Daant shaheed ho gaye😆

Originally posted by: SONAL30

Sanskaar - swara pass aao

Swara (happily)- wow kya baat hai...m toh always ready

sanskaar-aur pass

Swara - accha (she came more closer)

Sanskaar- aur pass

Swara - sanskaar tum bhi na aur kitna

Sanskaar - bas thoda sa aur

Swara - (shyly) thik hai(she was about to touch Sanskar's cheek suddenly sanskaar took off his hanky) hanky kyun

sanskaar- tumhara kajal smudge ho gya hai saaf kar deta hoon varna gali ke bacche tumhe bhootni samajkar darr jayege...meri toh cheekh hi nikal gayi thi toh socho bacchon ka kya hoga

Oh damn!🤣😆

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Pic credit - JOEBOY



Swara - me tumse sachchi pyaar karti hu.
Tum bol kyu nahi rahe ho kuch ?? Lagta hai tumhare kan me wax ho gaya hai isliye sunai nahi de raha tumhe. 🤣 Don't worry me saaf kar dungi. 🤣 Lekin tumhe dikhai bhi nahi de raha kya ?? me itna ro rahi hu. Kahi chasme ki zaroorat toh nahi hai tumhe. 🤣 Don't worry Sanskaar me chashmish husband ko bhi accept kar lungi tum sharmao mat batao mujhe tumhari problem 🤣

Sanskaar thinking -Swara tumhe me kaise batau ki me ne tumhari long life ke liye maun vrat rakha hai 🤣 🤣

@bold: He bhagwan!!🤣🤣 This was my first reaciton😆

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Pic credit - Vaibhi



Lakshya- bhai mujhe chacha bana dijiye. Mujhe bhi chacha banne ka haq hai. Mujhe mera haq dijiye 🤣

Sanskaar - 😲

Annapoorna- haa Sanskaar beta mere ladle ki zid puri kardo. Tumhara nanha sa bhai hai naa woh 🤣

Ragini-haa Sanskaar bhai. Me Lakshya ki yeh halat nahi dekh sakti. 🤣

Adarsh-yeh aap sab kya keh rahe hai ?? Lakshya aur Sanskaar ko chacha me hi pehle banaunga 🤣 yeh mera haq pehle hai kyuki me bada hu 🤣

Parineeta-humari shadi ko 6 years ho gaye phir bhi kuch nahi hua. 🤣

Ragini - par bhabhi 2 mahine pehle toh 3 years hue the ???

Parineeta-uffo Ragini mujhe yaad nahi hai. Tune meri pic 5 saal purani photo me nahi dekha ?? Sanskaar ke gayab hone se pehle wali pic ?? me ne aise hi 3 saal kahe the pichli baar 🤣

Adarsh- Arre 6 saal nahi almost 7 janam ho chuke isliye toh me pak gaya ek hi aurat ke saath reh kar janam janam 🤣 🤣
Lakshya- bhai kya hua ??
Sanskaar-pic se yaad aaya. Swara ko mere Sapne ki pic kaise mili ??
Adarsh- Sanskaar bachke rehna kisi aur ladki ke Sapne mat dekhna ab se Swara kahi pic photo frame me naa daal de 😆
Parineeta- Woh tumhari tarah Asanskari nahi hai 🤣 kash Swara ki pati ke sapne dekhne ki power mujhe bhi milti 🤣

Poora pulav but especially bold🤣🤣🤣

@Noura 🤗 sorry I forgot to spell ur name but I know you pronounce it as Nura
Anyways thank you for reading n Merry Christmas.

@hasinig89 even I felt very bad for Swara but I couldn't stop myself from writing something funny on that scene. 🤗

@Sakshi 🤗

Originally posted by: SONAL30

Sanskaar - swara pass aao

Swara (happily)- wow kya baat hai...m toh always ready

sanskaar-aur pass

Swara - accha (she came more closer)

Sanskaar- aur pass

Swara - sanskaar tum bhi na aur kitna

Sanskaar - bas thoda sa aur

Swara - (shyly) thik hai(she was about to touch Sanskar's cheek suddenly sanskaar took off his hanky) hanky kyun

sanskaar- tumhara kajal smudge ho gya hai saaf kar deta hoon varna gali ke bacche tumhe bhootni samajkar darr jayege...meri toh cheekh hi nikal gayi thi toh socho bacchon ka kya hoga

1 more pulav

Laksh - chachaji ne humara family rivaz follow kyu nahi kiya ??

Sanskaar- konsa ??

Laksh-wohi ek admi ke life me do kanyaye wala rivaz

Sanskaar-unhone bhi kiya hai follow. Woh bas sidhe sadhe dikhte hai par hai nahi.
Unke life me bhi koi tha n mom usse padi nafrat karti hai ussika jaap karti rehti hai.

Laksh-kaun hai woh ???

Sanskaar-machchi hai woh. Ek baar dad ne machchi ko kiss kiya n mom ne uske baad badi dhulai ki dad ki.

Laksh- kya chachiji ne dhulai ki ??? mujhe kyu nahi bulaya ??? dhulai karne ka haq sirf mera hai 🤣

Originally posted by: Nikkk

1 more pulav

Laksh - chachaji ne humara family rivaz follow kyu nahi kiya ??

Sanskaar- konsa ??

Laksh-wohi ek admi ke life me do kanyaye wala rivaz

Sanskaar-unhone bhi kiya hai follow. Woh bas sidhe sadhe dikhte hai par hai nahi.
Unke life me bhi koi tha n mom usse padi nafrat karti hai ussika jaap karti rehti hai.

Laksh-kaun hai woh ???

Sanskaar-machchi hai woh. Ek baar dad ne machchi ko kiss kiya n mom ne uske baad badi dhulai ki dad ki.

Laksh- kya chachiji ne dhulai ki ??? mujhe kyu nahi bulaya ??? dhulai karne ka haq sirf mera hai 🤣

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