~~~Funny Posts~~~ - Page 23

Originally posted by: Vaibhi.

One Pulav from me (not good actually , I just tried)

swaSan Funny Convo 1(after 20 years) :

Swara : "Ji suniye"

Sanskar :(just looking at her) "aaj ka ma-baba jaap samapt ho chuka tha Swara" (BG music- OMM) 🤣

Swara : "Nahi jee, wo baat nahi , aapka 100 th beta "AbBasKar Maheswari" appko naam yaad hai na?"

Sanskar :(looked again) " Swara mujhe Patali Devi Mandir construction site par jaana hai , joh kuch bhi kahna hai saaf shabdo me kaho... aur agar mujhe naam yaad na bhi rahe fir bhi tum kahe rahi ho toh abasya wo humara beta hi hoga..ab aage batao"(music continues OMMM)

Swara :"jee abhi bhi usse kisine kidnap nahi kiya, mene kidnappers ko kitna samjhaya ki us par ye atyachar kyun ? kya kharaabi hai mere laal me, ki sabko uthaye aur use nahi , par wo kahte hai jee.. ke aap ne ab upar se roti daalne ke liye paisa nahi dete hai jee, aur wo muft ka roti nahi daal sakta.."

Sanskar :(angry)(BG music OMM) " Humare charo ke charo property bechna padha kidnappers ko jala huya roti supply karne ke liye... ab me fazool ka kharcha nahi karunga, agar kisiko kidnapped hona hai , use kahna, khudke roti ka bandobast khud hi kar le" (he was about to leave)

Swara : (crying) "par wo aapka laal hai jee"

Sanskar :"Nalayek hai , abhi tak kidnapped nahi ho paya 😡 khandaan ka izzat mitti me mila diya...use kahna ghar khaali karke tent bana kar rahe bahar.."(BG MUSIC OMMM AND Sanskarji left)

Originally posted by: Vaibhi.

😆
ROFL
And Bachchas :" papa aap ko mummy apna pati kab swikar karegi aap pahle wo batao ...hum soch rahe the aap dono ko kidnap karlu fir aap aaram se gadde me baithke iss mamle me soch vichar karna...upar se roti aur paani daalna humpe chor do "

Then swara will be like tum inhe kidnapping Sikha rahe ho ???
Bachchas-nahi mom hum apki hobby ko apni hobby bana na chahte hai (maa baba/mom dad ko ek karna) 🤣

Hilarious! 100th son AbBasKar Maheshwari!

Had missed this thread a lot. Thnx for updating.
The last 4 r hilarious.
Friendship wala haq, family picnic nd last but not leat 100 sons.
Hats off to all the writer's.

Plz do continue

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Then swara will be like tum inhe kidnapping Sikha rahe ho ???
Bachchas-nahi mom hum apki hobby ko apni hobby bana na chahte hai (maa baba/mom dad ko ek karna) 🤣

😆 Sanskar will say "mere aankhon me ansu aa gaya khusime...ma -baba jaap akhir me iss garib ka bhi kalyan karega 🤣 "
Bachchas :" papa aapke paas 100 bachhe hai fir bhi aap khudko gareeb kahte ho?"
Sanskar :"beta tum 100 ho isiliye toh ab me gareeb hu..., roti supply dete dete pocket khaali ho gaya...kitna khaate ho tumlog ..."
Swara :"haan toh apne papa jaise ek gun toh hogi na mere bachcheme ...beta tumlog mere ek ek bund sargi ka hisaab roti kha kha ke lena" 😆 (just remembering the list Sanskar was giving Swara as his lunch menu on KC day...and the way he was eating sargi with full concentration )

Swara :"haan toh apne papa jaise ek gun toh hogi na mere bachcheme ...beta tumlog mere ek ek bund sargi ka hisaab roti kha kha ke lena" 😆 (just remembering the list Sanskar was giving Swara as his lunch menu on KC day...and the way he was eating sargi with full concentration )

Bhukkad Sanskaar 😆
Vaibhi u r too funny

Thank you everyone for your precious comments...
Vaibhi n Nafisa keep writing more pulavs

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Honeymoon

Swara is all excited n is packing her bag
Sanskaar too is happy bcoz his wife is happy and he too is packing his bag.

Swara gets her mother's call

Swara-maa me bohot khush hu. pata hai aaj me honeymoon pe jaa rahi hu apne best friend 🤣 ke saath
🤣

Sanskaar - 😲 kya ladki hai

Swara- maa aap aur baba aoge hamare sath Honeymoon pe ?? ek min me ragini aur jijaji se bhi puchti hu.
🤣 🤣 🤣

Sanskaar-Swara Honeymoon se achcha hum kisi family picnic pe hi chalte hai 😆

Swara's mission

Swara- Sanskaar kaha ho ???

Sanskaar -me yaha hu yaha hu yaha hu yaha

Swara- kaha ??? I can't see you.

Sanskaar- me bed ke niche hu baby.
woh mera hanky niche gira hai 🤣 n I'm stuck here just pull me out naa baby 😭

Swara-haa par pehle ye sunlo mujhe naa dada dadi ko ek karana hai.

Sanskaar-woh toh already ek hai aur kitna ek karogi 😆

Swara-arre nahi mujhe naa unhe ek kara kar chote chote nanhe se chachajis chahiye.
Tume ek behen hai mujhe bhi hai
Deverji ko adarsh bhayya hai
phir bade papa ko papa jaise bhai hai
sirf mere baba eklaute hai aur woh lonely feel karte honge naa 🤣 🤣

Sanskaar-yeh impossible hai instead kyun naa hum dono ek ho jate hai.

Swara-nahi me dada dadi ko ek kar ke rahungi bye.

Sanskaar-arre mujhe koi bahar nikalo 🤣 lagta hai iss janam me mujhe mera haq nahi milega 🤣

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Swara's mission

Swara- Sanskaar kaha ho ???

Sanskaar -me yaha hu yaha hu yaha hu yaha

Swara- kaha ??? I can't see you.

Sanskaar- me bed ke niche hu baby.
woh mera hanky niche gira hai 🤣 n I'm stuck here just pull me out naa baby 😭

Swara-haa par pehle ye sunlo mujhe naa dada dadi ko ek karana hai.

Sanskaar-woh toh already ek hai aur kitna ek karogi 😆

Swara-arre nahi mujhe naa unhe ek kara kar chote chote nanhe se chachajis chahiye.
Tume ek behen hai mujhe bhi hai
Deverji ko adarsh bhayya hai
phir bade papa ko papa jaise bhai hai
sirf mere baba eklaute hai aur woh lonely feel karte honge naa 🤣 🤣

Sanskaar-yeh impossible hai instead kyun naa hum dono ek ho jate hai.

Swara-nahi me dada dadi ko ek kar ke rahungi bye.

Sanskaar-arre mujhe koi bahar nikalo 🤣 lagta hai iss janam me mujhe mera haq nahi milega 🤣