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me: swara what is your mission?
sw: the legendary holy grail of all missions, mission ma-baba
me: how do you plan to achieve it?
sw: through ragini confessing her truth to baba and clearing the misunderstandings.
me: misunderstandings that you didn't run out on lucky but ragini pushed you into the river with murderous intention...right. ok good! so you definitely wouldnt want laksh to know right? cos that'd break up ragya.
sw: no no i wouldnt want him to know and break up with my awesome sister!
me: ok. so how will you go about it?
sw: laksh has a plan to expose her.
me: ok... so you do want laksh to know.
sw: no i don't.
me: 😕...ok moving on from laksh. so after the expose how will you bring the truth forth to the parents?
sw: what? why would we bring the truth to the parents?!? baba wont be able to take ragini's truth! laksh knowing is good enough.
me: what does him alone knowing the truth achieve other than his and ragini's misery. oh! you must just want revenge from them! kudos if thats the case. 👏
sw: what no! ragini is the best! her love is like gold pouring out of heaven's sky. and to tell you a secret (whispers) i love laksh.
me: ok 😕 then you do wanna break them up.
sw: what?!? NO! i do not! why would they break up?!?
me: cos laksh would know ragini is a pathological killer.
sw: so?
me: 😕 ok...so...what DO you hope to achieve from all this grand scale nautanki?
sw: i just told you- to get ma-baba together!
me: how will you get ma baba together?
sw: offo! by bringing out Ragini's secret.
me: but you just told laksh not to bring it out.
sw: ya! hes so insensitive! this will hurt them!
me: 🤪
and after the whole convo, I've figured out...nothing. absolutely nothing. swara needs therapy as much as ragini needs a placement in a psychiatric ward before their joint effort drive laksh and sanskaar to insanity.
Cricket
