To everybody who thinks SWALAK is a possibility, Laksh and MM want swara back as per spoilers.
1. Laksh pehle toh give rags a divorce, phir baat kartey hain. Unless of course you were implicating bigamy by any chance?
2. You are going to be a very unreliable husband. As in,
a) Late lateef: You will be late for dinner all the time. Because you could never stop the SwaSan wedding even if it was a matter of life and death...so kya pata...maybe you are late by nature.š·
b) Disbelieving Dork:You will never believe in your wife. We know why of course.šµ
c) Clumsy Clown : You cannot keep your own balance, how on earth are you gonna prevent Swara from falling? I mean look at you...nobody pushed you, yet you still tripped and fell in the river. Swara regularly falls off beds...tere bas ki baat nahi hain..
d) Unbelievable Ullu: Anytime u get angry with ur wife, you'll find a damsel who threatens to commit suicide, tearfully and marry them. Sucker for tears. Softy softy. Wussy babyš¤Ŗ
e) Brainless Bhains: Of course, you will never win an argument with Swara either. Coz she is a good lawyer...and you have no logic.š¤”
f) Lazy Lugger: You will never work enough to earn for her. I mean...you get kidnapped even while going for meetings. Need I say more?š²
g) Crushed Crush: We know you totally have a crush on your bro..especially when he is wet. This relationship is so not done. Plus swara has been adopted by your dad. So bro-sis.š¤
h) Haq hamperer: yeah, girls just love a guy who will marry them and then delay doing IT. Beautiful virgin. Pure as Ghee.š
i) Immature Idiot: I mean, you did not break engagement with rags even when she was not your type. Then you did break your engagement coz of family issues.Then you fell in love with swara...and rejoined matrimonial prospects with ragini to make her a nursemaid for your bro. Then finally decided to marry swara. Then of course you ended up marrying ragini. I mean, boss...rehne de.š¤¢
j) Modern Ram: I'm pretty sure if ever you and swara get back together...you are gonna ask for details whether she ever had sex...or cootchie coo with Sanksy while they were living together. Agneepareeksha. A literal groundbreak gonna happen to swallow you down.š¤
k) Drunk Devdas: you drink and scream rubbish. When sanky drinks...he gets work done. A confession, getting swara back to a comfortable house by burning the tent, and getting witnesses to prove stuff. Watch and learn.š
l) Cannot follow instructions; When your dad asks you to shut up and listen..you interrupt with irritating frequency, and increasing stupidity quotient. Sanskaar ko swara ne ek baar bola ki I don't love you..he stayed away. Wives do not like hubbys who cannot follow instructions..and are not good listeners.š³
3. Our SwaSan have TRP and great chemistry on their side. You on the other hand had a childish love with Swara which broke down irrevocably. And a lot of crap which we have been jheloing. Your SwaLak have been tried, tested and found to be INVALID.š„ŗ
4. God Ordained: Despite everything to halt the Swasan wedding...the Gods married them(well the CVs, in case I'm being too dramatic)..turning a fake marriage into a reality. So HALLELUJAH.š¤
5. Psycho Partners: You and rags were meant to be. One is psycho killer...another is brain dead.šš¼ one drugs her sis and tries to kill her...and you steal bikes.š
6. Sanskaar ka Shaandaarness: Everyone knows that Sanskaar and Swara make a great mature couple.
a) He is one of the best businessmen in the city(when he's not wiping tears 4m swara's eyes)āļø
b) he is cute, handsome and HOT...and of course..has BRAINS.āļø
c) He is responsible, supportive, owns up to his mistakes..and a great friend. Of course, he cannot light gas stoves..but thats excused everytime he gives one of his hunky glances which light up the screen. Guy has to have some faults.
d) And most importantly, he loves her unconditionally, believes her, can do anything for her well being and happiness even if it means separation...š
e) catches her anytime she falls. Refer point 2(c).
7. You cannot take a hint. Or a hike, not sure which one i mean. I mean after all this shit you did and told Swara...you have the guts to think she is gonna run back to you. She has not gotten over you because she did love you. Childishly. But she is a grown up gal now...and knows life is not a fairytale. Creep, your ship has sailed from the Indian to the Pacific ocean. With a no return policy.š¤¬
8. Swara's symbolism: We saw how when you fell with a loud aaahhh!!!(ewww namish), swara still did not hear you. Aajkal kissi aur ki aankhen padhne mein vyast hai. Plus her running behind the sindoor ki dibbi. Sansky filled her maang...and put mangalsutras...and did an entire wedding...just to convince you guys that they are married. Abhi bhi yakeen nahi aaya...toh snapshot leke diwaar pe taang lo..as Sansky said.āÆļø
9. Your bro loves her: kuch toh sharam kar. Inn dodno ko pyar me parne de.š³ Mean even rags understood...and got her sis married to the perfect guy. Drool. She is actually a good behna to swara.š
10. If you and swara get back together despite the detailed enumerations, point 1-9 above, Swaragini is going to go off air. Since nobody is interested in watching you and swara together.š
I rest my case.
