|}The Priyamvada Chronicles{| - Page 9

Originally posted by: .Vrish.

Shyam

I had actually stopped watching the serial in b/w and had been disturbed reading about Shon's death. But after reading in the EDT Sabhayata's description of Karna saving Draupadi from Sishupala, I just HAD to see it. And it happened on an easy to remember date - new years eve.

YL

That gives us another option - if Draupadi marries Karna in heaven after death, then Vrushali and Supriya can go ahead and re-marry Shon. Poor guy, didn't even have a girlfriend while he lived. Had he lived, Vrushali could have married him after handing Karna over to Supriya 😈😆

Hahahahahah! Nice one! We need a GF for Shon too. Bechara didn't get any. Now he will be getting buy 1 get 1 free offer.

Originally posted by: .Vrish.

YL, that's indeed the picture of Kunti that I had in mind in the above scene of yours. In fact, I prefer Priya Bhatija's Kunti to Shafaq's Kunti. Can you believe that she was Rukmini in Dwarkadheesh?

Hahaha, Hi5, Bhai. I remember seeing SidT Putra Karna here and there and whenever this lady's scene came, her expressions were more or less like this. So that became her signature look for me.

😆😆 I remember seeing a VM on Dwakadheesh ke R-K but never did I feel that this Kunti and the Rukmini are the same. Priya, must say you are too good an actor that we cannot even recognize you.

Originally posted by: KURT15

I hope u won't mind my gatecrashing with a short KaKri inspired from the great SPK. This happens the night after Draupadi's Swayamvar.

SPKarn sat down on a stone bench in the garden. He wished to be on his way, but their host had requested them to stay the night.
He wished he knew why. Maybe SPDrupad wanted to compensate for the insult his daughter had delivered. Maybe.
There was the sound of a light tread behind him. He gritted his teeth. The architect of the insult. SPVasudev Krishn.
"May I join you, SPKarn?"
He shrugged. He no longer trusted this man. He kept his gaze averted. The man was really quite ugly,
"It was necessary, SPKarn,"
He rolled his eyes but still did not look at him.
"Won't you even look at me, SPKarn?"
"No offence SPVasudev, but you are not exactly easy on the eye, you know."
There was a sharp intake of breath from the other man.
"You are insulting me?"
"Yea, of course, glad you got the message. You are not as stupid as you look."
"What is happening SPKarn? You are not talking like yourself!"
"Well, you haven't known me that long, so you can't expect to know all about me."
He looked at the man with a smile and hastily looked away. Big mistake. He looked even worse this close.
"I'll be going then," SPKrishn said, sounding confused.
"Good night," said SPKarn, relieved. His relief must have reflected in his voice for SPKrishn huffed quite audibly as he turned and strode off.
SPKarn laughed. He was feeling better now.

HAhahahahahah! This is too funny! Like SidT Putra said SonyKri is not easy on eyes! Too good!

man, this thred is funy, and i am amazed to see a krishna bhakt is ready to punch an actor who plays krishna.

Originally posted by: Arijit007

man, this thred is funy, and i amazed to see a krishna bhakt is ready to punch an actor who plays krishna.

Arjit Bhai, blame the casting director. I for a matter of fact, tie Rakhi to Krishna every year because I don't have brothers and the most uttered word by me would be krishna and this guy made me feel like punching Krishna.

Originally posted by: Arijit007

man, this thred is funy, and i am amazed to see a krishna bhakt is ready to punch an actor who plays krishna.

I think only Krishna Bhakts will understand the agony of seeing this guy as Krishna. I tell myself this is also face of God and this is also Krishna's will... I would even have got used to the face if the expressions on it were not so revolting...

Another one on the DS when that revolting drama of Duri offering Arjun to Karna and Karna declining was going on. I had forgotten this thread!! So had no place to post it!! 😉


DS. Duri has just won Arjun and is giving him to Karn

Duri: Mitr, I gift this Arjun to you.
Karn: Gift? But what do I do with him?
Duri: He's yours. You can do anything you want. (Gives suggestive smile)
Karn: Can I send him to the fish market?
Duri: 😲 🥱 Why do you want to send him to the fish market?
Karn: You said I can do anything with him.
Duri: You can do anything, but why the fish market? You don't even like fish!
Karn: Oh! That is so true! What will I do without you Mitr! Can I send him to get flowers for Supriya?
Duri: Of course, you can!
Arjun (eagerly): Who's Supriya? Is she pretty?
Karn: 😭 No. 😳 Vrishali was real pretty though!
Arjun: Can I get flowers for Vrishali instead?
Karn: Er.. Mitr... On second thoughts, I don't want this gift... You keep it

Originally posted by: KURT15

Another one on the DS when that revolting drama of Duri offering Arjun to Karna and Karna declining was going on. I had forgotten this thread!! So had no place to post it!! 😉


DS. Duri has just won Arjun and is giving him to Karn

Duri: Mitr, I gift this Arjun to you.
Karn: Gift? But what do I do with him?
Duri: He's yours. You can do anything you want. (Gives suggestive smile)
Karn: Can I send him to the fish market?
Duri: 😲 🥱 Why do you want to send him to the fish market?
Karn: You said I can do anything with him.
Duri: You can do anything, but why the fish market? You don't even like fish!
Karn: Oh! That is so true! What will I do without you Mitr! Can I send him to get flowers for Supriya?
Duri: Of course, you can!
Arjun (eagerly): Who's Supriya? Is she pretty?
Karn: 😭 No. 😳 Vrishali was real pretty though!
Arjun: Can I get flowers for Vrishali instead?
Karn: Er.. Mitr... On second thoughts, I don't want this gift... You keep it

Bang ON! SidT please don't regret not adding this into the original serial! But this is too funny!

The Great Meeting. PART 1

Scene: StarSisupal (*S) walks in on SonySisupal (SS) about to rape SonyDraupadi (SD).

AND ACTION (just a side note, whenever a new character gets introduced, they have walked in, they are not on the stage already. Currently only SS and SD are on stage, anyone after that is someone who walks in).

SS: Hello you ravishing beauty. I am going to enjoy you.

SD: Do you know who I am?

SS: Who cares about all that. I'm horny for a throny.

SD: How dare you?! I am born of the Agnikunda. You touch me, you will burn!!

SS: (touches SD and puts finger in mouth) Ooh Damn. You are quite tikka.

SD: How can you do such a thing. I told you that you will burn if you touch me!

SS: I already touched you and I'm still here.

SD: Hmm (grabs pallu and finds tag). Dammit, wearing the flame retardant saari today.

SS: Because you want to enjoy me and my body (closes one eye). Let's take this to the bedroom now.

SD: No, I am married to the FIVE Pandavas. You touch me, and they will kill you.

SS: Aare. Make up your mind. First you say that if I touch you, I will get burned. Now you say if I touch you, I will get killed by the five Pandavas.

*S: You mean the Five napunsaks.

SS: (turns around): My oh my, and just who is this handsome devil? Related to you by chance SonyDraupadi.

SD: Never seen this creep in my life before.

*S: Come on, you don't know me? I'm Sisupal.

SS: No, I'm Sisupal.

*S: I said I'm Sisupal.

SS: NO, I AM SISUPAL.

SD: Wait wait, we have a clear issue here. We need to decide who's who. First, new sisupal - do you want to rape me?

*S: Eww no. You're such a napunsak for asking me this question.

SD: Well, I like this new Sisupal better. I choose you.

*D (StarDraupadi): Woah woah woah. Just because you can't burn that horny Sisupal, you want this harmless fellow who goes around calling people Napunsaks.

SD: And just who are you?

*D: I'm Draupadi.

SD: Oh no you didn't. I'm the divya janmi, agni putri, Drupad nandini - Draupadi.

*D: Oh and what am I? Some kind of cheese cracker. I'm Draupadi.

SD: I don't believe you.

*D: Wow, okay. Hey, you naughty at fourty.

SS: ME? (smiles)

*D: Yeah, touch me.

SS: Oh seriously!!

*D: Don't be sick. (extends foot) Touch my foot, idiot.

SS: Better than nothing (crouches and extends hand and touches foot). OOOUCCCHH. My finger!!!!

(Sony Sisu's finger got burned off, now it's just a crippled black mess)

*D: Told ya I'm the real deal.

SS: Oh then I should be with you.

*S: Woah, we need to settle our issue first.

SS: What issue?

*S: Who's the real Sisupal.

SS: I could touch you if you want and see if you're a Napunsak.

*S: I'm not a napunsak, you're the napunsak.

SS: Trust me weird stranger, I am definitely not a napunsak. I've been with like 2 women. Same time.

*S: Oh really. And what were you doing?

SS: Watching but still, it's more women than you've been with.

*S: (gasps) How did you know that?!?!

SS: You walk around calling everyone a napunsak, it only makes sense that you're the napunsak.

*S: Take that back!!!

SS: Never!!

*D: Now scram fake weirdly dressed Draupadi. Look at how you look and look at how I look.

SD: What you're dressed ---

*D: Like the Empress of Indraprasth. You look like a pink tootie-frutie.

SD: Oh --

SKri (Sony Krishna): Hello everyone.

*Kri (Star Krishna): Oh no no no. You are not me. I'm good looking, you I want to punch)

SD: Woah, who's this new guy?

*Kri: Oh hi, I'm Krishna.

SD: You're Krishna?!!

*Kri: Yeah, any uhh doubts?

SD: You're a better looking Krishna than what we have here?!!

*Kri: Oh that's sweet. And who are you by the way.

SD: I'm Draupadi.

*D: Oh no. You're not getting close to my Govind. Govind tell her that I'm Draupadi.

*Kri: Sakhi, calm down. New Draupadi, this is my friend Draupadi.

*D: GOVIND!! I'm the real Draupadi.

*Kri: Sakhi, what have I taught you. This sansaar brings us new confusions every day. It's how we deal with them that matters. I suggest you accept your new Draupadi.

*A (Star Arjun): New Draupadi?! Hello gorgeous.

SA (Star Arjun): Back off, she's my Draupadi.

*A: Hey well I need a backup. My Draupadi keeps getting mad at me for no reason. I marry Subhadra --

SA: Wait who's that?

*A: Krishna's younger sister. Wait, you aren't married to Subhadra?

SA: No. Hey Madhav --

SKri: Yeesss

SA: How come you never introduced me to your sister.

SKri: Paarrtthhh.

SA: I'm waiting.

SKri: Paaarrtthhh.

SA: WHAT?!

SKri: Well, she just doesn't find you very appealing.

SA: What do you mean not appealing?

SKri: I don't know. I asked her if she likes you and she said no. Apparently she like Karna more.

*A: Woah what new weird looking Madhav.

*Kri: I thought I was your Madhav Paarth.

*A: You are my Madhav, Madhav but we now have a new Madhav.

*Kri: Well call him something else. Kaha hum, kaha yeh.

*A: Alright. Govind.

*D: Nope, that's reserved for my Govind.

*Kri: (smiles)

*A: Alright Keshav.

BRCA: (BRC Arjun): Nope, that's what I call my Krishna.

*A: Oh for crying out loud, who are you?!!

BRCA: I'm Arjun. Who are you?

*A: I'm also Arjun.

BRCA: Oh. Cool.

BRCKri (BRC Krishna): And I'm his Keshav.

SA: What? How come you two get these Krishna and why am I stuck with this weirdo..

BRCKri: well,

*Kri: Actually.

BRCA/*A: Actually can we answer this one?

BRCKri / *Kri: Of course, go ahead.

BRCA/*A: Because our actions decide our destiny.

BRCKri / *Kri: Correct.

SA: Wait a second, how come I don't know this.

*A: Maybe your Krishna hasn't taught you this?

BRCA: Probably. So Arjun

SA: What?

BRCA: Not you, the other Arjun.

*A: Yeah

BRCA: Where's your Gandhiva? I want to look at it.

BRCD (BRC Draupadi): Hey, what about me?

BRCA: Oops, (giggles) forgot I brought you with me.

*D: And who is this?

SA: Is this Subhadra?

BRCD: No, I'm Panchali.

SA: Another one!! This is goddamn unfair.

SKri: What's unfair?

SA: This Arjun gets a good looking Draupadi, that Arjun gets a good looking Draupadi. Then why do I have this mopped headed Draupadi who can't even get a good hairstylist. (cries)

*A: Ohh, don't cry Arjun. Our action --

SA: I know, you just said that.

BRCA: Sheesh, you're definitely a mean Arjun.

SD: So you're Draupadi too?

BRCD: Of course I am. Who are you?

SD: I'm Draupadi too.

*D: So am I.

BRCD: Ooh you're cute. I like your outfit.

SD: What about my outfit?

BRCD: Yeah, no. You look like pink tootie-fruitie.

*D: I said the same thing as well.

BRCD: LOL

*D: LOL

BRCD: So I heard your Arjun has a Subhadra as well

*D: Yeah, but I made that guy piss his pants when he brought her to Indraprasth.

BRCD: Seriously, what did you do?

*D: I appeared angry, set a path of fire to stop him from entering, and then when he comes to me apologizing, I reject him harshly.

BRCD: Oh my god, I did the same thing -- well minus the path of fire. But still ...

*D: But Subhadra came next and melted my heart. She's so much like Krishna.

BRCD: Yeah that's true. My Subhadra was cute. When we hugged, a bard sung in the background that the Rivers Ganga and Yamuna finally met.

*D: Wow, that's a beautiful moment.

SD: Woah, I-I-I don't have a Subhadra.

*D: Oh, so I guess you have Arjun to yourself than?

SD: Well no ...

BRCD: So where's your Krishna/

SD: Over there.

BRCD: Oh. He looks ... erm ... okay.

SD: I know what you're thinking. If he's like this, what will his sister be like. No wonder she hasn't married Arjun yet.

BRCD: It's okay. So where's Bhim?

SD: Oh my Bhim is simply the best. You will love him, but he's mine. Don't forget that.

*D: From what I've seen so far, I don't think we'll be forgetting that.

SD: Arya Bhim.

SB (SonyBhim): What is it darling?

*D: eep. (controls giggles). That's your Bhim?

BRCD: He looks uhm ... okay.

*Kri: So this is your Bhim hmm Draupadi.

SD: Yes, this is my Bhim.

*Kri: Vrikodar.

SB: Yes, who are you?

*Kri: Peacock feather in crown doesn't give me away?

SB: Oh pranipath Keshav.

BRCKri: Can you guess who I am?

SB: Oh another Keshav. Pranipath.

*Kri: So Vrikodar, how are you feeling? Did Mata Kunti give you food to eat?

SB: Yes I already ate. Why do you ask?

*Kri: Did you go to the toilet already?

SB: Yes I already did. But that's an odd question to ask.

*Kri: Well you see ...

BRCKri: You know Krishna, there really isn't a better way to put this..

*Kri: Okay, well ... your face looks constipated so I thought you might want to make some toilet.

SD: Oh this is his usual face.

BRCKri: Usual. Face?

*Kri: Oh. That's nice. Well done Draupadi. I'm very proud of you.

SD: Thank you. So other Draupadi's, where are your Bhims?

*D: Allow me to present the mighty Vrikodhar, BHIM.

*B: You called Panchaali.

*D: Look Aarya, this is another Bhim. I thought you'd like to meet him.

*B: (looks at other Bhim): Oh. Panchaali, you shouldn't do that to this poor guy.

*D: What did I do Aarya?

*B: You kept him waiting. He clearly looks like he needs to use the bathroom.

*D: No no, that's his normal face.

*B: That's your normal face?

SB: Yes. (smiles)

*B: Oh goes. Here I bought some freshly made ladoos for you Panchaali.

*D: Oh thank you.

SD: You make food for her?

*B: Oh I love cooking for my darling Panchaali. Even when I'm not officially her pati, I still send her food.

SD: Wow, I'd kill for that kind of service.

BRCD: Wait till you meet my Bhim. Aaryaputra.

BRCB (BRC Bhim): You ordered my presence Panchaali?

BRCD: I wanted you to meet the other Panchaalis and Bhims.

BRCB: (folds hands): Nice to meet you.

SD: Wow, you look strong.

BRCB: Thank you. I'm as strong as 10k elephants.

SD: Wow. And look at your muscles.

BRCD: Back off lady.

*B: Woah, I'd love to wrestle you some day.

BRCB: Hey you don't look so bad yourself. Yeah, I'd take you on any day.

SS: Hey hey, what about me? So many Draupadi's to choose from.

BRCD: What's with this creep? what does he want to do.

*D: Apparently, he wants to "ravish our beauty" or something.

BRCD: Touch me and not only will you burn to ashes, but I'll have all five of my husbands personally beat the crap out of your ashes.

SS: Oh you've got a fiery hotness that turns me on. But given that the other Draupadi burned my finger, I'll stick with this baby right here.

SD: Aarya's help me!!

SA: Oh I like your Gandhiv Arjun. It's so nice looking. Tell me more about this Subhadra.

SB: (wrestling).

SD: Crap.

*S: Napunsaks. You're all Napunsaks. (starts flipping people off)

Everyone (stops and stares):

END OF PART 1.

This has got to be the best I have ever read! Face off between the Star, Sony and BRC Draupadi, krishna, Arjun and Bheem. Mopped Hair, Sans Subhadra, Constipated face and Punch Me faces ke batch tho sabse best hai. Nothing can even touch them.

umm...okay, is the best part! I loved the Sisupal signature dialogue, Napunsak! I bet SidT Putra Karna says PAAARIIIVARAATAAN and MAAAHABBHAAARAAATT in a much 'appealing manner' than the Napunsak one.

The ending had me in fits!